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Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag ten friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them Tagged by: valjordan hypothetically because the post said tagging everyone!!! -The Harry Potter series... -Les Misérables -Rebecca -Little Women -Anne of Green Gables -Romeo and Juliet, because I'm going to say that plays count. -Hamlet -A Series of Unfortunate Events -A Study in Scarlet -The Phantom of the Opera -Twelfth Night Heyyy!

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Book Meme

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1. Deathless by Catherynne M Valente

2. American Gods by Neil Gaiman

3. Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman (I just really like Neil Gaiman okay)

4. The Lioness Quartet by Tamora Pierce (first fantasy I ever read in my life and oh my god)

5. The Devil in the White City

6. Kushiel's Dart, and all of the books that follow in the series, by Jaqueline Carey

7. The Child Thief by Brom (really really dark retelling of Peter Pan me likey)

8. The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein (don't talk to me about this book if you don't want me to start crying)

9. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern (both because it was really good and because lexa and I read this one to each other)

10. Harry Potter (ok I caved and added it to the list cause they were super important to me growing up and they still are)

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1-51 of the hogwarts ask meme ;D

1. What house will you be in?I was sorted into Slytherin on Pottermore seven times, so I suppose I would be a Slytherin.2. If the sorting hat was on you and it said you’d be great in a house you didn’t consider before, will you follow his advice or choose what house you want?I wanted to be in Ravenclaw, but they chose Slytherin for me. Many, many times. No matter how much I tried. Thinking back, I think I’d reach an entirely new level of potential if I became a Slytherin, which is why I prefer it now these days. If I got sent back in time as an 11-year-old and went to Hogwarts, I’d probably prefer to be in this one, Ravenclaw or Gryffindor3. What kind of animal would you bring to school?An owl or a cat! Probably a cat though, since I’ve researched about owls aside from Harry Potter, and they’re damn messy. No offense, Hedwig. 4. If you were in class, where would you normally sit?In the middle, near the front. Not the first row, but close enough that I’ll pay attention.5. What do you think you’ll be doing right now?I’d be studying for my N.E.W.T exams. Goddamn, has the school year flown by already? 6. What’s the core of your wand?I keep getting unicorn hair on Pottermore, if that’s what you mean.7. Do you think you’ll be part of the quidditch team?Nope. No way.8. Will you be part of any organization???Dumbledore’s Army, def. Not the Slug Club, though. Maybe S.P.E.W.9. Will you go home during holidays?Maybe. Sometimes. Though recently, my family’s not exactly the most fun sort as of late 10. Do you think you’ll have friends from other houses?Oh yeah, definitely. Probably not as many Slytherins, despite being in the same house. Muggle-borns here tend to be loners. 11. What will you pack for school? Spell books for the new school year, reading books, potion ingredients, uniforms, cauldron, a laptop, wand, etc. Just the normal stuff 12. How about when going home for holidays, what will you bring home?My spell books because I’m a nerd13. Would you consider studying in another wizarding school?Ehh… only if I have to, you know? 14. Do you think you’ll be a prefect or head girl/boy?If they offered it to me, I’ll probably be honored to accept it. But otherwise, I wouldn’t be fighting for the job. Lots of responsibility.15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?I think I’d prefer to be a half-blood because it’s easier to settle into wizard society in that way(Less bullying, being raised around wizards and muggles alike, that sort of thing), but either way, I’d be proud.16. Will you be related to any wizarding family?Probably not. But if people assume things because my name might be shared by other wizarding families, I wouldn’t bother to correct them. 17. Will you be a student who gets into trouble a lot?Not any more than Remus Lupin or the other Marauders did. Remember: you’re not a criminal if you don’t get caught18. Do you think you’ll get a lot of detention? For what reason/s? Not a lot of them, but if I’m ever in the way of Prof. Snape’s bad moods, then I’ll probably collect a couple of them along my academic career. For what: probably to correct small inaccuracies in different statements. “This text is from last year, sir. According to recent findings, not all pure-blood wizards are allergic to newt’s eye…” And then boom, detention.19. On hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to?Honeyduke’s definitely, maybe the joke shop, and possibly Hog’s Head to taste some butter beer because that’s like going to Italy without ever trying pasta20. Will you be supportive of your house’s quidditch team? Ehh, I’ll try to be with the best of my abilities. If there are people I don’t like on the team though, I’d be less inclined to support them.21. Will you read Hogwarts: A History?Sure, if I’m ever really curious about it. I’d probably read a lot of it in my first year, while exploring the castle a little. 22. Do you think you’ll get a lot of letters from home? How frequent do you think you’ll get them? My dad would be completely clueless on how to send owls, but once he gets the hang of it, I’d probably get them once a month or so. My dad prefers the telephone tho. 23. Will you subscribe to the daily prophet or the quibbler or other wizarding world media?Nope. Unless they had a science-y sort of wizard’s paper.24. Which part of the castle will be your favorite?The upper floors, the changing staircase, the river where the first years come, and the rest of it.25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed’s curtains be drawn or closed? If I’m reading, probably closed. If I’m feeling social, I’d keep them open.26. If the team your house played against wins, do you think you’ll be bitter towards the other team after the game?Nope, since I do not care much for Quidditch. I’d probably try convincing the other muggle-borns to make minor muggle sporting teams to play because people just get really obsessed with Quidditch.27. Do you think you’ll be a fan of wizard music?Maybe! The choir in Hogwarts sounds beautiful, so if it’s similar to that, I wouldn’t mind.28. Will you be curious enough to try and explore the whole castle, even if you know you can get in trouble for visiting some parts of it?Oh yes. Restricted side of the library, here I come!29. How frequent will your visits to the library be?Every day, if possible.30. If someone was to form an organization similar to dumbledore’s army, will you join? I would join Dumbledore’s Army if it’s still around, but if not, sure! As long as we’re training for the right reasons. 31. If you were to get detention, what task would you prefer? Would you want to scrub cauldrons or clean trophies or sort through unlabeled books or…?Unlabelled books. The cauldron thing sounds hazardous. 32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on? I’d get Os in Astronomy and Transfiguration and some other subjects hopefully, normal scores in everything else, and then a T in maybe the Ancient Runes class because I’m horrible at foreign languages in school. (I mean, I still got an A in Advanced Spanish and that was the first year I ever took Spanish, but I’d do a little less good compared to Astronomy) 33. How about in your n.e.w.t.s? Again: Astronomy is my favorite subject and when I took a class once in rl, the concepts were easy-peasy, so I’d assume I’d do well in that. Defense Against The Dark Arts sounds like it would be one of my favorite classes too, so I’d hope to do well in that too. Everything else, probably normal scores. I dunno, I’m normally a straight-A student when I’m not home-schooled. Arithmancy would probably be my weakness, though. I’d still take Advanced Arithmancy because I still like math, believe it or not. 34. If you were a pure-blood, would you take interest in reading muggle literature?Oh yeah, I would. It’d be like an entirely different world to explore! 35. At what time do you think you’ll go to bed on weekdays?Midnight or later. 3:00 AM’s still early, to me!36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer? Depends on my mood. If I want something strong, I’d have fire whiskey. If I want something light and sweet, I’d choose butter beer.37. What wizard snack would be your favorite? Or which one would you like to try? Everything Harry tried on the first train ride to Hogwarts.38. Will you collect chocolate frog cards?Maybe? I don’t collect things with celebrities in rl though, unless it has to do with Einstein. So if it had Merlin or other great wizards, sure. 39. Will you keep track of which flavor of beans you already tried?Aww yeaaaaaah. (I tried some of the official ones tho, and they tasted nasty!)40. What quidditch team (excluding hogwarts houses) will you support? The one that Ginny eventually plays on.41. What classes will you take for n.e.w.t.s? Astronomy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Potions, Transfiguration, Charms, Arithmancy and then The History of Magic 42. What will your boggart be? I really have no clue, since I don’t know what I’m actually afraid of. One thing I’d be nervous of is killing people, though. Even in self-defense. Also, I’m a little nervous of the future effects of my chronic depression. Maybe the Boggart would be me, greasy-haired and pale and dead-looking, feral after years of isolation, and then Boggart-me would just begin ripping apart people and murdering innocent people before finally killing herself. Oops43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?I like both!44. If you are of age, will you try to enter the triwizard tournament if they ever host one again?Maybe.45. What do you think happens during graduation?Some sort of weird wizard ceremony. We probably get to throw our wizard/witch hats. 46. Will you see the thestrals carrying the carriages?Yeah, I think so? If you’ve seen a dead person, you see them, yeah? Or do you have to see a person die? If the latter, than no. If the former, than yes. 47. If you were invited to join the slug club, will you accept the invitation? Probably not. No offense, but unless I were extremely enthusiastic about potions, then nay.48. Will you consider becoming a professor in hogwarts after school? Maybe. Probably not.49. What would your patronus be?Possibly a bird or cat of some kind. My friends say I remind them of either a cat, a cardinal bird or a fox. 50. What memory will you think of when making a patronus?I’ve thought about this before, and I believe it’d probably be the first time I remember my childhood friend hugging me. I had known her for six years then, but we were both only ten or twelve, and we never hugged. Ever. She was worried about being a “lesbo”, as she put it(Ironically, I did eventually come to like women, heheheh) Anyway, we had went to a down town festival with vendors, and she really wanted to buy a dress but forgot to bring money. So, I tricked my mom into thinking I wanted to buy the dress so that my friend could have it. When I told my mom I wanted to get it, my friend was like, “What are you doing? You’re stealing my dress, hahah!” And then I told her what I was doing, and she just engulfed me into this really big hug and thanked me a million times. I didn’t feel that bad about lying because I didn’t like dresses. (Gee, maybe I really am in Slytherin…)51. What year are you suppose to be in right now? My sixth year!

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