All the little bitches in the ffxiv tags talkin bout the vana’diel crossover raids and how they wish this and that
Meanwhile I’m over here in actual ffxi tryna raw Promathia in ⭐️Dawn with trusts on normal mode and not eat a Meteor before I can get that chest piece
Ya girl is back on her bullshit, and she’s tag teaming the two best monsters a monster fucker could fuck, including the Shadow Lord, rocking his shit left and right like the little bitch he is
And don’t look now but Lady Lilith is ascending just around the corner, come here Mommy come play with meeeeee
You better before i snag these last 1700 plutons and get myself Spharai 119 III
Cuz then I’m cumming, and then I’m coming for your asses so hard you’ll rue the day that you tried destroying any part of the timelines of vana’diel. You’ll have to throw my body with leaden shoes off the cliffs of Qufim deep down into the sea, or else into the cauldron belonging to Ifrit, to stop me from the mess I’m gonna make of yinz
