#promise!!!!

[loomingspector]

Dc x Dp story prompt pt. 2

The same vein as my other post here

But what if Damian and Danny was the same age, I really love that trope too, that they’re basically twins how close in age they are, maybe just a few days, MAX a week or so.

When Damian comes back to the family, Bruce gets a whole new kind of paranoid again. He kinda stopped the whole sleeping around phase when he got the kids, since Dick (wanting to kill people) kinda took up a lot of his free time. And after that the kids just kept coming so he didn’t really get into it again.

But then Damian came into it, and he was like “wait, have I checked the DNA database the last few years??” And goes down into the cave to do a country wide DNA analysis on DNA on file, both in police/hospitals and the whole nine yards. (Cause he’s extra like that)

And then he find that in just about the same time he was SA’ed by Talia, he got really drunk at a science charity event in Amity Park, maybe to get rid of his stress of it all, and because Bruce would rather die than cope with his problems in a healthy way, and released some energy by being with the Fenton couple, who seemed sane enough (at the time).

The Fenton’s knew that Danny was Wayne’s but then decided that they kinda just wanted him themselves, and then got really into GiW and ghost hunting, and then kinda forgot to tell Wayne.

So now Bruce has to juggle with the fact that Talia hid away Damian, and the Fentons fucking forgot to tell him that they have his son.

He goes to Amity Park to find his son, who’s basically in the same situation as Tim, barely acknowledged by his parents and left to his own devices with his sister.

Bruce being Bruce goes, welp, might as well get custody of them both. Legally he should be able to when Danny confesses to the illegal machines in the basement that killed him. So the couple is deemed unfit to care for the two, then minors.

Problem is:

Danny and Jazz doesn’t really want to leave Amity Park.

Solution:

Buy a second mansion in Amity Park and make that the home they move into, with servants vetted by the Waynes, and security on par with the White House.

They can live there until they finish school, and they’re free to choose what happens after that, go to Gotham and be with the family, maybe Gotham university, or anything else.

Bruce is just happy that they’re not in the cape business like the rest of his kids…

Danny doesn’t know Bruce is Batman, so he has to be extra careful to not expose himself as a hero to them, and also not drag them into the ghost realm and ghost fighting. And also, wtf is wrong with the ectoplasm in the Jason kid?? (He a ghost too??)

But he also really likes the idea of an actually caring family, I mean, Bruce went out of his way to not uproot his life and makes sure they can choose whatever future they want, even if that doesn’t include him. Hell he even took Jazz in, who isn’t even his kid.

His new siblings seem fun, caring and like they actually care, making an effort to help him understand that being neglected by his parents isn’t his fault. Tim and him finding comradeship in both of their experiences with it. Dick is just overly protective and seems like he’s trying to genuinely get to know him. Making sure not to pressure the two new siblings too much, but also organizing siblings bonding time.

Bruce of course doesn’t know yet that Danny is a vigilante, so he has to juggle wanting to learn about these new kids, as well as hide them away from his Brucie persona, so they can live normal lives.

He’ll just ignore the way Constantine is brushing things off his shoulders every time they’re in the watchtower together, mumbling something about a ‘dark energy’ clinging to him. But he always says weird shit.

So what happens when a giant ghost fight occurs in Amity, Bruce is notified and comes to rescue his kid in full Batman gear, Danny is gone and Jazz won’t tell him where he is, cause why the fuck does Batman care.

Danny is just confused why the entire Justice league is suddenly in Amity, and why the fuck The Batman™️ is running around looking for his human form.

Identity crisis at its finest.

[belovedstilldear]

late fall talks

[spooksier]

wish so badly i was able to listen to other podcasts but each time i start a new one a little light that says “boy dont you wish you were listening to tma or wtnv right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” goes off in my head 

[dalandan012]

is this the new scott pilgrim anime

[ghostypetrainer]

Prompt: how akari's Growlithe with future sight joins the family in the spy x family au.

"Is it here yet?!"

Zisu briefly flinched at the sound of the door being thrown open, all instinct, before slowly relaxing. The source of it wasn't some surprise raid from Pearl Country officials- merely an excited Akari. Despite the early hour, the eyes of the girl she'd adopted were already sparkling, though she had no doubt she'd only rolled out of bed a few moments ago. Heaving a sigh that definitely wasn't fond, Zisu let the edges of her lips curl upwards in a broad smile.

"Not yet," Zisu said, "-it's not coming for another half hour, at least."

Akari's expression deflated, quickly turning into a pout. "I woke up too early."

Zisu just laughed. If anything, she'd woken up late, but she chose to bite her tongue on that part- at least for today. There was no school, and yesterday had been exhausting even for her. It was to be expected that Akari would want to sleep in.

"Don't worry," Zisu said, "-by the time you finish washing up, your partner will be here."

Akari's face lit back up at the statement, the girl eagerly dashing off towards the bathroom, no further prompting needed. Zisu couldn't help but chuckle again. There was no doubt that she had caused her a fair share of headaches over these past two months, but seeing her brimming with excitement like that...

...no. Don't think like that, Daybreak. This is only a temporary setup. She's not your real daughter.

(You don't get to have that sort of thing.)

"Enthusiastic, isn't she?"

Zisu's smile didn't falter as she turned to glance up at the man who'd spoken, as he set up a cup of much needed coffee in front of her. He was her partner in this little fake family of theirs- a train conductor by the name of Ingo, who had been willing to hear out her proposition. Of course, he thought the only reason she needed someone to play a fake husband was for Akari's sake, so that she could be admitted into Jubilife College... which was not entirely a lie. The entrance interview had required both a mother and a father. There was more to it than that, but there was no need to burden a civilian with the details of her mission.

(Especially not one who's twin brother was secret police, she idly thought.)

Ingo returned her smile with what she had learned was his own unique version of one- just the very corners of his mouth tilted upwards, like a mischievous Sneasel. At first she'd thought him expressionless, but living together had given her ample time to pick up on his subtle expressions. He stood in stark contrast to her twin brother...

...who was likely fuming now, having missed yet again another chance to catch the notorious spy, Daybreak. There was a tiny part of her that couldn't help but feel a touch smug at that. Not that she'd let this experience make her cocky- that would be a fool's error. And if there was one thing she wasn't, it was a fool.

(Unless her mission required one. She could play an excellent fool.)

"She is," Zisu said, glancing over her shoulder to where she could hear running water come from the bathroom, "-I just hope she's ready for this responsibility."

"I'm certain she is," Ingo said, his head tilting in the direction of her Ambipom, who was currently on dishwashing duty, "-you said you were her age when you got your Aipom."

Zisu merely hummed. She had said that, but it wasn't entirely true. She'd certainly gotten a Pokemon at that age... but it hadn't been her now trusty Ambipom, the one she'd elected to bring with her on this mission. Among her partners, she was the one most accustomed to dealing with children- and would stand out considerably less than say... her Steelix or Drifblim would.

Bringing them all was simply out of the question. Having a fully evolved Pokemon was already a bit odd, but nine of them? Completely out of the question.

...though perhaps she could have at least brought Lopunny with her, if she had known that the man she would enter into a fake marriage with had two fully evolved Pokemon of his own. But even her foresight wasn't perfect.

"Remind me again," Zisu said, her head tilting in the direction of Ingo's own Pokemon, who were chattering to each other as they ate their breakfast, "-when did you get your Pokemon, Ingo?"

"Hm," Ingo considered the question with a hum, "-I believe I first obtained Litwick when I was fourteen. Gligar came a few months later."

A Litwick and a Gligar. Hardly what she'd consider as a teenager's first choice in Pokemon. She had been quite surprised when Ingo had introduced them both to her. But despite the fearsome reputation of the Pokemon in question, they had proven to be not only exceptionally well trained, but excellent with children- it was clear as day that they both adored Akari. Between them and their trainer, it was hard to say who was the fonder of her.

In a way, it was a relief. When this mission ended, there would be no more need for the Forgers anymore. She would disappear from their lives. Of course, the agency would provide for them should they need it, but...

knock knock

Ah. They were here already? What a welcome distract- no, no. How timely.

"Akari!" Zisu called out at she got up. "They're here!"

She could hear Akari stomping around in the bathroom, presumably dressing herself in a rush. Her hair was still dripping wet when she threw the bathroom door open, clearly intending to sprint towards the door and throw it open herself. Ingo caught her first, grabbing a towel and going to work on her hair with it.

"It's a fire/rock type, remember?" Ingo reminded her. "They're not fond of water."

"Oh yeah," Akari said, letting Ingo dry off her hair as Zisu chuckled and made her way towards the door, "-but it is the dog, right?"

"That's right, it's the dog." Zisu said, quickly glancing out of the peephole by virtue of habit. She paused for a moment before opening the door, glancing back at Akari. "Do you remember what you promised?"

"I have to take care of it!" Akari exclaimed, her eyes shining bright as she practically bounced her heels. "Take it for walks! Feed it! Give it Poffins! Uh, what else...?"

"Make sure it doesn't attempt to set the apartment on fire by accident." Ingo added, sharing a knowing look with his Chandelure who chimed meekly in response.

"Yeah!" Akari said. "That!"

"That's right." Zisu nodded, arching a slight brow at Ingo's addition. That was a story she'd have to get him to tell her later. "Then let's say hello to mister dog, shall we?"

Akari furiously nodded, barely able to contain herself. Zisu opened the door, letting the Pokemon in question- a Growlithe of the Hisuian variant- into the apartment. The agent that had brought it briefly locked eyes with her, but it seemed there were no extra missions today, so they quickly departed. Zisu fought the urge to heave a sigh in relief as she closed the door behind her.

Yesterday had been hectic enough already.

"Mister Dog!" Akari exclaimed, throwing her arms around the Growlithe pup, burying her face in its fur. "You're here! Welcome to Akari's house!"

The Growlithe barked, eagerly wagging its tail. Zisu hung back and watch as it explored every inch of the apartment, exchanging greetings with the other three Pokemon that called their apartment home. Thankfully, they seemed to go smoothly, the two fire types especially taking to each other.

In spite of herself, Zisu couldn't help but let a genuine smile creep up her face. It was going to get even more hectic than usual, but... well, given the alternative, this was fine. They'd been able to arrest the terrorists and rescue the Pokemon they'd intended to use to target the Diamond Country's prime minister. If they'd failed, the little Growlithe would have been blown up alongside countless others, and the two countries might be at war right now.

It would be hell all over again.

Compared to that, she'd take this (definitely) fake family of hers gaining another member...  even if it made things noisier.

[hexiewrites]

hexmionegranger -> hexiewrites

sorry to throw everyone off by changing my url and icon and everything else all at once, but after many many years I am finally, and far too late, changing my name. as much as hexmionegranger has felt like me online for so long, I also cannot handle the fact that my username being related to someone so blatantly awful has likely caused harm to many folks who I love and care deeply about <3

[magioftheseas]

So uh you were doing a canon dr3 rewrite AU (p sure you stopped it) and I was thinking, like, what did you have planned for Komaeda & Nanami’s relationship? If you still remember it ofc. Just curious

The truth is, anon...I never even started it...

S-Sorry! But I did dig through old posts and found some headcanons regarding the development of their relationship in that verse here and there.

I do remember that the idea was initially to have Komaeda kill Nanami because the two of them made a suicide pact in case they ever fell into despair and she, like, fell into despair and died realizing this and wondering how everything could go so wrong, but ehhhhh. Killing her to remain “consistent” is just dumb and such a waste. I also don’t really like the idea of Komaeda directly murdering someone the more I think about it.

So, I guess maybe she fakes her death and goes into hiding or something. Maybe the above thing still happens and Komaeda was just too unstable to realize she was still alive. Not sure about that, but if they all think she’s dead, it doesn’t really make a difference. Still iffy on it, but it’s not my fault the foundation of human Nanami is so busted by design. I’m doing the best I can!

Anyway, if she’s alive, she can mastermind mhen, but out of a twisted desire to protect the sdr2 kids from them. She actually pilots Monokuma in this case, activating the video manually to carefully avoid anyone “innocent” like Naegi and co. And Komaeda stumbles across her very fortunately because this is about both of them. And the two stare one another down...

Without another word, he shuts everything off.