Prompt Dump - Strange Headlines 1
Man mistakes iron for telephone
Woman dressed as pig arrested for DUI
Stabbing disrupts anger management class
Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
Man with nothing to declare had 55 tortoises in his pants
Chicken found trying to cross the road – is taken into police custody
Man “lost” inside airport for 18 days
Man arrested for everything
Police believe care home is a murder factory
Man accidentally texts probation officer for weed
Picture a rat as big as a buffalo
I was paralysed by a pork chop
Man terrorised 8-year-old over crisps
Woman steals $144 of eye make-up, wears it all at the same time
Man accused of stealing 166 manhole covers
Is there no-one left in Britain who can make a sandwich?
Attorney accidentally sues himself
Man leaves his baby in a strip club
Man who tried to turn his faeces into gold is jailed
Man who tried to poison neighbours over three-legged cat feud walks free
Local child wins gun from fundraiser
Man finds bullet in head 5 years after party
Cemetary residents making a comeback
Man tries to open checking account with shotgun slung over shoulder