#psa poster

[clownomics]

Polka Pox is a viral infection common among clowns regardless of breed ancestry, characterized by colorful polka-dot rashes on the skin. Symptoms include fever, itching, and fatigue. Ensure your pet clown is up to date on their vaccinations!

[therobotmonster]

When one makes a PSA poster, such as one Lloyd Harrison did in 1918, one expects it to have influence. That is, after all the whole idea.

He could not have imagined the impact of his actions at the time. He could not have known. The finger on the monkey's paw, however, curls inward no matter how hard you pull against it.

Corn would be the food of the nation.

Corn would be served some way in every meal.

And may God may have mercy upon our syrup.

[meat-brick]

This piece is probably the most self indulgent fanart I’ve ever made. It is for a young adult fiction novel my brother got when he was around ten. That was 16 years ago now and it’s still one of the best books I’ve ever read. It’s called Un Lun Dun and I cannot recommend it enough.

[mildew-mop]

In light of one of my roommates fucking hitting her own arm against the wall, then lying to the police about me attacking her, I decided to make a poster to put up in the kitchen. The only reason I wasn't arrested is cause there's multiple security cameras in the house (which were put up cause two of my roommates keep lying to the cops) that show her making threats to me and talking about lying to the cops.

I'm so sick of these bitches acting all terrified of me once the cops show up, moments after going on about how much more mature they are than me (because they happen to be older) and making numerous threats. They will literally go from "I'm the strongest person in the house and I will beat you up for looking at me wrong" to "officer please don't let him near me, he makes me fear for my safety as a victim of sexual assault" (which is extra funny from little miss "its not rape if you're in a relationship" and "it's not cheating if its with women").

Like, how the fuck do you attempt to murder someone via choking them (one of the times I was choked, I ended up having a miscarriage) and then a week later call the cops pretending to be terrified of the person you attacked? Worst part is that if I ever did anything close to what those two did, I would probably end up the one in jail.

All I can do is hope they take the eviction seriously and get the fuck out. Stupid motherfuckers won't even pay rent but they wanna call me immature and childish for telling them to get their shit together.

[krngfx]

how to find a missing child

[clownomics]

Click Image For Better Quality "Molding is a fungal infection that affects Candy breed clowns. Early symptoms include coughing, noticeable discomfort, delayed limb regeneration, and a lack of vocalizations that are typical of a healthy clown. If left untreated, the infection can worsen, eventually covering the clown in mold and leading to death. BigTop Biotech VetCare provides vaccinations and treatments for Candy clown owners—take action now to protect your clown before it's too late!"

[clownomics]

Everytime i go to a crafts store like Michaels I see this kinda chunky yarn and just go

y,,yuh, thats some plushie clown innards

so its canon now, and makes the world of Clownology a lil more interesting imo as the exploitation of clowns and companies capitalizing on the unique qualitites of clowns expands clown derived product use beyond just agriculture/meat, entertainment, and pet industry stuff.

[californiababylon]