The Death of Innocence (AKA watching trivia players explain the Once-ler Fandom to their parents)
I host pub trivia for a living, and this week I asked a fairly innocuous question about The Lorax.
"Name the greedy industrialist who cut down all of the trees to make a multipurpose garment in The Lorax."
Well, one of our regular teams is this super wholesome family that consists of two adult brothers and their parents.
As soon as I hit play on the music (we use songs as a timer to give everyone a few minutes to discuss each question) I hear the brothers on this team cackling. Like, straight up dying.
I immediately know what's going on.
Their parents, on the other hand?
They're confused as hell.
One of the brothers manages to stop laughing long enough to turn in an answer that reads "Greed-ler / Once-ler."
The dad looks at me, then his wife, then his kids. "What gives?" he finally asks.
...And that's how I got a front-row seat to two thirty-year-old men explaining Oncest to their mom and dad.
(Disclaimer: Not knocking the fandom. Not a member of it either, just culturally aware.)