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I do think it's kinda funny how Harris has become the-guy-who-does-everything in a lot of fanfics.
He makes and moderates the Cens socials posts. He does their media training. He sets up team public appearances. He's coming on every roadie to film and take pictures. He's also in charge of pride night, why not. Yeah, sure, he also ordered the rainbow stick tape and designed a special hollanov jersey.
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Okay, so this post always makes me giggle
But I was thinking just now...
Literally no one in the friend group aside from Aang knows Zuko was the Blue Spirit
So do you think... they're just hanging out in the palace post canon all piled up in one of the rooms reserved for when the royal family wants to chill—and Zuko is voicing his (extremely reasonable) upset about his father for one reason or another
And Sokka just says something like, "So are you gonna just leave him to rot in jail for the rest of his life, or are you gonna give him another punishment?"
And Zuko goes quiet. Thinking. Then he says, "Maybe I should send him on a quest to capture the Blue Spirit to regain his honor"
And Aang just fucking loses it
ilya the condoms just come like that. was i supposed to somehow buy less than a full box of condoms. like the condoms just come attached like that how was i supposed to have less condoms
The funny part is - the next time he's there Shane will only have like one or two condoms in the drawer.
He'll do this on purpose because "okay, I guess having more than the necessary amount of confirmation is weird, so I'll keep the rest in the bathroom and only leave 1 or 2 in the nightstand." And he's thinking he absolutely nailed this Sexual Interaction™
Meanwhile Ilya is going to be mentally CRASHING THE FUCK OUT that there are only two sad little condoms left in the drawer.
"there were 7 left last time. there were 7 left in the box. who else is hollander fucking? who else is hollander bringing to the Sex Condo????????"
Ilya doing dickmetic to try to figure out how many people Shane might have slept with since they last hooked up
it's so hard to be socially conscious and also maintain a friendly relationship with people i work with
i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.
What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?
It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.
My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂
I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.
The Challenger explosion in ‘86. I would have been 6. At some point as a youngin I did a school report on astronaut Judith Resnik. Because women astronauts are Cool 😎.
you should try crossdressing more. both because it's fun and because seeing the different ways clothes are manufactured by gender will give you 50 new reasons to be pissed off. become radicalized against misogyny by flannel quality
Okay but counterpoint, Shane very slowly becoming better at keeping houseplants alive. I love the idea that he gets a hobby he sticks with despite not being The Best and also that his houseplants' health improves as he starts taking better care of himself beyond Optimization
oh MAN shane in a moment of FUCK IT in a plant nursery in ottawa just forgetting about all the lists and advice boards and the research and the aesthetic blogs because as he's learned, SOMETIMES DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER IF YOU DO IT ALL RIGHT. IT ALL GETS FUCKED ANYWAY.
and in a moment of borderline rock bottom FUCK IT just picks up what looks cool because who CARES. GONNA DIE ANYWAY PROBABLY.
and then?? they live??? what the hell????
shane relaxing about worrying about failing and not doing it right?? and these plants that he got purely because they looked cool so at least he'd have something interesting to look at until they die?? are actually doing good??? what????
Lumpsuckers, gouache and markers.
tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you
count me outs
Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:
- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."
- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."
- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."
- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"
- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."
- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"
- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."
- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"
- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"
- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."
- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."
- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"
- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."
- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."
- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."
- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."
- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."
THIS IS AMAZING
@podklb and I are so in love with it that we recorded this as a pod over on Ao3. GOSH i love these hockey boys
https://archiveofourown.org/works/87826921
sorry like i have to talk about the hayden and shane friendship because it’s founded on the facts that 1) shane is drawn to hayden’s straight white mediocrity, his conformity and ability to be good at hockey but not great and be okay with his life as a medium player and not be obsessed with his legacy because he hasn’t ever been challenged to justify his existence. he lives without anything to prove. his obliviousness and blandness and inattentiveness and mediocrity is the point of it all. 2) shane does think he’s better than hayden. shane KNOWS he’s better than hayden. shane is fascinated by and envies but also deeply pities hayden, who doesn’t even know he’s a failure. that whole aquarium scene shane is like… detached not just in a closeted way, but like there is a joke that only he is in on. his “swear jar” comment is SO quietly demeaning. he’s mocking hayden. he doesn’t even know he’s doing it but he doesn’t respect that man at all, not really.
so the friendship is based on the fact that in some way both parties think the other man is beneath them. hayden is trying to take on a paternal older brother role because he thinks shane is awkward and lonely and in need of straight male guidance, and in that guidance he never made any space to actually get to know shane because he’s so busy trying to show shane how to be a regular man. and shane is going along with it because all he’s ever wanted is to be a regular man but also, god he can’t imagine anything more pathetic. and so the cracks start to show once shane starts bucking against hayden’s guidance because shane doesn’t WANT to be like hayden. shane doesn’t LIKE hayden. shane has never liked hayden, and hayden has never liked shane, that was never what the relationship was about.
anyways this is why in 2024 they have a friendship ending blowup fight inside a cinnabon.
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
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Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
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If we reblog enough we could save it
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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
This post has about 10% as many reblogs as there are active users.
shane would love to hide a serious horrific abdominal wound throughout a battle and say tis nothing a mere scratch then finally when the battle is won look out at his exhausted celebrating blood-streaked men and topple quietly off his horse
Ilya would be on one of those doomed arctic expeditions. Leave home for the unknown, struggle to survive and keep your crew alive, only to perish in the snow and ice.
has anyone done this yet
