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yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

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and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

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spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

spankerella

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

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yellow-cat

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

If the economy and quality of life for all folk improves, people will on average have more time for fanfic writing so think about that.

#fanfic #fanfiction #shitpost

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saathiray

I think it's been said but I'll say it again. Asking for a photo with an application is illegal because of this

paperplateprose

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

#oof #2 real

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cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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do you understand

mortimermcmirestinks

I made you something OP

beardedmrbean

pinimi

so you’re telling me a man dated this heaven?

isthereaprius

Is there a Toyota Prius in Road to Empress (2025)? No

atropos-moth

Road to Empress is great. So many people get stabbed with hair pins.

wuekka

I haven't talked about how awesome Gaoyang from Road to empress is here?!

She doesn't want to marry, so says to her father, the emperor this...

SHE CALLS THE MINISTERS AND AGAIN, HIS FATHER THE EMPEROR IN VERY "RESPECT YOUR PARENTS" SOCIETY OUT FOR DOUBLE STANDARDS!

👏👏👏

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It kind of irks me when people talk about Li Zhi like he's such a sweet and meek person and that's it. Like, no, that's a master manipulator and actor and he got you too.

Li Zhi was literally the one who orchestrated Li Tai's plan to depose the Crown Prince. (Li Zhi's bodyguard asked if they should dispose Chen Xin, which means that Chen Zin knows Li Zhi's hand in all this. Further, Chen Xin going back to the Crown Prince to tell him of Li Tai's role literally doesn't make sense unless Chen Xin had a powerful backer that could sneak him in + could benefit from the Crown Prince wanting revenge on Li Tai.) Li Zhi did this without Li Tai even realizing it.

Li Zhi is constantly calculating and thinking about how to use people. When he learnt that Gaoyang and Yuanzhao were going to the burning temple to save Bianji, he still had the presence of mind to order that this info be leaked to Li Tai, because he knew Li Tai would definitely come to save Yuanzhao too. This is someone who's used to thinking about all sorts of possibilities at all sorts of times. He's an instinctual schemer.

Quite frankly, the reason why Li Zhi doesn't have as many dramatic scenes with Yuanzhao as compared to Li Tai is because:

Li Zhi simply would never get caught in a dramatic situation where he would kill a general in front of witnesses to save Yuanzhao. His style is to do things from the background, via indirect methods. The most Li Zhi has put himself on the line for Yuanzhao was to use his own marriage as a bargaining chip. (Which, don't get me wrong, is still a pretty big deal, but it doesn't run the risk of being stripped of your role. And still benefits Li Zhi politically.)

Li Zhi has way too much control over his composure to do the thing Li Tai does where he obviously smiles and loses his cool and then tries to shut that down and act cool. And also Li Zhi whole persona doesn't involve acting cool and impervious in the first place -- it's quite the opposite really. (He clearly acts dumb and guileless in front of everyone who isn't his bodyguard.) So when Li Zhi does get flustered by Yuanzhao, the contrast with his usual self is not as glaring and dramatic.