#puck makes

[theleakypen]

my turn to do hyperspecific poll, click on what applies to you, feel free to elaborate in the tags

none of these

more than one of these

speak 2 languages natively

lived in 5 countries for at least 1 month each

own designated furniture for stickers

have art on the wall that you've owned for over 10 years

have commissioned art from at least 2 different people

have completed NaPoWriMo

have named your place of residence

have 3 niblings exactly

Voting ended onApr 17, 2023

[theleakypen]

you fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook an open eye - poem by Margaret Atwood (image description in alt text)

[theleakypen]

You know how I feel about mind games, Nate. Negatively. - S3E02 Leverage

giffing this because no one else has and I feel the need to use this “Negatively” gif on a regular basis

[theleakypen]

Me on reading the May 24 Dracula Daily

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[theleakypen]

[image description] a screen grab from episode 50 of 沙海 Sand Sea with Liang Wan kneeling at Zhang Rishan’s feet in a room in Xinyue Restaurant, holding his hand and looking up at him lovingly. Zhang Rishan meets her gaze fondly. Bright light filters into the room from the left and the atmosphere is peaceful. In the top left corner is a screenshot of sentient-cloud’s post from Oct 11, 2022 that reads “Sexualizing that old man is a full time job” [end image description]

[theleakypen]

I had to do it.

[image description] the Destiel Confession Meme. The top frame shows Castiel from Supernatural with tears in his eyes, captioned “I LOVE YOU” in Impact font. The bottom frame shows Dean from Supernatural looking very serious, captioned “Mikhail Gorbachev is dead as of 30 August 2022″ in Impact font. [end image description]

[theleakypen]

(image descriptions in the read more) Bonus:

[image description 1] Wei Wuxian in episode 14 of The Untamed. He is a Chinese man with long hair that is half-up in a knot and half-flowing down his back; he has two strands of hair framing his face. He is dressed in black-and-red robes. His face looks determined as he reaches for a dark metal sword hilt. Both he and his surroundings are tinged in red. On the top left is a screenshot of a text post by toskarin reading "oh boy, free sword!" [end image description 1]

[image description 2] Wei Wuxian in episode 33 of The Untamed is silhouetted against a cloudy sky, cry-laughing, pointing to the bottom left of the screen with his flute. On the top left is a screenshot of a post by toskarin reading "I have carved a cursed path of destruction through everything I loved” [end image description 2]

[image description 3] Siegfried from Soul Calibur is a white man with short blond hair dressed in fanciful video game plate armor with the tops of his arms unprotected. He is grasping the hilt of a sword, Soul Edge, that is glowing with pinkish-purplish light. On the bottom left is a screenshot of a text post by gallustromegalus, which has copied a tag from keldabekush that reads “you know how it is with swords”. [end image description 3]

[theleakypen]

The men of Black Sails as "Things I've Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading" by Daniel Lavery

all screencaps c/o fancaps.net

image descriptions under the Read More

[image description 1] a screencap of Season 1 John Silver grinning at Eleanor Guthrie with the caption: Women only love men with CROOKED SMILES, a man who smiles with his mouth all in a straight line might as well be DEAD; a male smile should resemble nothing on earth so much as the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Lombard Street, a lightning bolt, a scarecrow with a broken neck, or two palm trees leaning against each other to form a big “X” [end image description 1]

[image description 2] a screencap of Season 1 John Silver looking bedraggled with some of his hair falling over his eyes captioned: Most women cannot distinguish between the feeling of “love” and what happens when a young male has floppy hair that falls over his eyes; truly lovable men have eyes hidden so deeply behind a cascade of floppy chestnut hair they are effectively blind [end image description 2]

[image description 3] a screencap of Season 1 John Silver mid-speech, sitting at a table captioned: Men are most attractive when they have at least one but no more than three minor cosmetic flaws (scar on chin, slightly chipped tooth, poor), like Chip the cup from the cartoon version of Beauty and the Beast [end image description 3]

[image description 4] a screencap of Augustus Featherstone from a low camera angle, captioned: A woman can forgive a man for anything, except for having freckles or a weak chin [end image description 4]

[image description 5] Two pictures of James Flint side by side, one of him glaring at Eleanor Guthrie and one of him looking tenderly at Miranda Barlow, captioned: Women love it when a man seems gay and mean but is actually straight and nice, or at least he wants to be nice, or at least he wants to be nice to one person and that person is you, and instead of straight he’s gay 98% of the time but he’s super-mega-straight for you, and nobody knows what bisexuality is [end image description 5]

[image description 6] A screencap of Charles Vane talking with Eleanor Guthrie captioned: It’s really good when a man could hurt you and maybe spends a lot of time hurting other people but makes an exception in his hurting-people schedule for at least one woman he doesn’t hurt, but he could if he wanted to, only he doesn’t, so it would be great if he murdered everybody except for you and didn’t murder you even a little bit [end image description 6]

[image description 7] A screencap of Woodes Rogers from the scene in season 4 where he keelhauls Edward Teach, captioned: Whenever possible, a man should have a cruel mouth, particularly if he has blue eyes – the bluer the eyes, the crueler the mouth; a man with cornflower-blue eyes should have a mouth like a genocide [end image description 7]

[image description 8] A screencap of Billy Bones, arms crossed in front of his chest, standing side by side with Hal Gates with his head turned toward Gates. It is captioned: If he can’t have a cruel mouth, he should have strong and callused hands, sort of rough but surprisingly gentle, like if it turned out his hands were actually made of doves, and he should be sort of dim but incredibly dedicated to you, he should be so dumb he can’t remember fractions but every day he builds you a four-poster sleigh bed out of oak and devotion and needs to have wordless but noisy sex on the hour and also needs help signing his own name [end image description 8]

[image description 9] A screencap of Pastor Lambrick with half his face lit and half in shadow. He looks stern. It is captioned: like a mean professor who always wears powder-blue button-ups and has a little bit of chest hair that’s not too dark and he withholds praise from you constantly? [end image description 9]

[image description 10] A screencap of Jack Rackham leaning on a table, looking sly and biting his lower lip, captioned: Sometimes women instead love it when men are little and sweaty and sleazy, like a sexual rat, idk [end image description 10]