#pun alert

[letslipthehounds]

Because I had the first snow of the year last night, and someone made the joke. I couldn't resist.

[newsandstuffisee]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

when i see them, i cant tell if this feeling is unconditional love or my ass pre-emptively opening. either way its agape

[fuckit-hero-of-trains]

Green, eating an appetizer: can’t believe I’ve been driven to cannibalism at this ball

Blue: what

Green, holding up appetizer: petit four

[modmad]

Wait. BUTTERFLY KNIFE. I'm-

*shakes fist* MODDD!!

there it is.

[ask-the-guiding-light-cast]

“Hey, Silvally. I’ve got a quick question for you.”

“Of course. What can I help you with?”

“You and Espeon are getting pretty close these days, aren’t you?”

“I suppose we are, now that we’ve gotten to know each other better. Why do you ask?”

“Because if we put the two of you together, we get... Silveon!”

“You get it? Shane told me about this and I couldn’t stop laughing!”

“Shane’s taste in wordplay leaves something to be desired.”

[branchynaps]

Adeleine’s a punster! She often does puns to cheer her friends up, especially Ribbon!

[studiocatawampus]

Hippo Gnu Deer!