#pun potion

[weird-potion-effects]

Pun Potion

potion: three cube-shaped apples, seven teaspoons of hard liquor, one whole human femur. Dice apples, grind femur into powder, mix. Rub concoction on the face of whomever you wish.

effect: When the potion is rubbed on someone’s face, whenever in the future that person decides to make a pun, they will instead slap themself in the face. Very useful potion.