#punsssss

[messiambrandybuck]

are you french? because eifell for you

@beenovel as a forewarning: I will say this to you far too many times in the future ldksjldkj

[malinktea]

I just sent my debit card through a wash and dry cycle

guess you could call that

money laundering

[flawless-reallysomething]

I'm a Lover (2019), not a fighter

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

I guess you could call Bunnix... a timebreaker.

YOU’RE RIGHT OMG

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

favorite music genre?

@pq-anon

Rock, obviously XD

[shadowflamekitty]

YOOOOOO guess what? i have a job!

So, I'm sitting in a spinny chair in the sound booth at my church(Grace Point Community Church), currently on standby because it's sermon time. I'm doing my other job(being Meara-ish), and rambling on social media...

Anyways, I get to sit in the aforementioned "spinny chair", and click buttons. I do the slides for the worship team's song lyrics, for the benefit of the worship team and the congregation. Eventually, there will bee(I'm not funny and I'm not sorry) more than scrolling the mouse and clicking the "NEXT" button. Buuuut, for now, I'm chillin' in the chair and typing these words bcuz I can and I want to. That's my job.

I'm,(not to brag) kinda tech-savvy so I was offered this fun ol' duty to earn money for(drumroll, then jazzy-handed reveal) SUMMER CAMP!!!! ok i ran out of words for the moment so byeeeee!

[littleblueeyedbird]

*cracks knuckles* who’s ready for smut?

[racingwest]

having the ability to make stupid puns has been bi far the best thing about figuring out my sexuality