#purim2023

[thotsandpreyers]

🍹✡️🎭It’s Purim🎭🔯🍻 and by royal DICKcree 👑🍆🫦Queen HadASSah 👸🏽🍑😏 wants you to party 🎊🥳🎉 dress up 🦹🎭🤠 make some noise 👏🎭🗣️ as you and spin on uncle Mordecai’s thick grogger 😵‍💫🌀😌 beat up some antisemites like that bitch boy Haman 👊🤼🤕 and drink 🍺 DRinK 🍻DRINK 🥂🍾🍷LOTS more till you can’t tell right 😇 from wrong 😈 send 💌📭 this 🤳📲 to 1️⃣4️⃣ of the naughtiest 🔻hamantASSchen hoes🔺 you know 🍪🍯🥮 get back 0️⃣ and like prude Vashti 🙄😒 girl bye 👋 you’re exiled 😔 get back 7️⃣ and all the girls, boys, and theys will want to eat your cookie 🙈👄🍪 get back all 1️⃣4️⃣ and some special mishloach MANot from DADDY will be cumming your way tonight 🍆💦😛

[butterfrogmantis]

Forgive me I’m very new to this funnily enough I only caught on to Purim after my Tailorbot AI talked to me about it haha

* checks notes * From what I gathered, any sort of costume works, whether it's based on the people in the story or generic ones, I found some cool masquerade costumes from a 2010 purim parade in Venice on google, went in that direction purely because it felt like a middle ground. Tailor, of course, can make all the costumes anyhow :)

Tailor (c) The Smurfs

Diligent and Sower are mine

[lemonsharks]

It’s hat-eatin’ season!

Happy Festival to all my Jewish friends, followers, and distinguished guests!

[neverwritewhatyouknow]

Watched a cute Instagram reel of a guy handing out money to kids on Purim in NYC.

Made the mistake of scrolling through the comments.

“(((they))) love money”

“Do Jews just take any money shoved in their direction?”

“Shekel grabbers”

“The Jews took Halloween”

“What the fuck is Purim”

“Of course it’s money🐀🐀🐀”

Just some that I saw. There were tons more. On a cute Purim video.

Hate crimes towards Jews are insanely high. Hate comments towards Jews is higher than ever. This is the world we live in and if you don’t see that, start seeing it.

[stardust-on-the-tardis]

This weekend was fun! Me and @sroloc--elbisivni made hamantaschen. My favorite, raspberry, their favorite, strawberry, and traditional poppyseed. And this year's experimental flavors were orange marmalade and ginger preserves, both of which tasted pretty good! The ginger ones tasted kinda like gingersnaps! חג שמח!!!

[heyitsbramgreenfeld]

I’ve somehow never made Hamantaschen in my life, and I decided to change that yesterday. Cue spending hours of trying to make them perfect and still ending up with some burnt bottoms, some filling spilling out, and some of the triangles coming undone 😅 BUT I did it! They may not be the prettiest, but they are sooo good.

(oh, and I am bringing some to the friend I mentioned a few posts ago that really loves Hamantaschen!)

[destroyingangelneveragod]

Chag Purim Sameach from Ms Frizzle (earrings were a gift from a friend and happened to look like Hamantaschen and I got SO excited)

(Baby's first Purim)

[rel312]

CHAG PURIM SAMEACH!!! 🎭