[with kids chanting “McDonald’s” energy] CLARK! CLARK! CLARK! CLARK!
(This is for the character meme)
How I feel about this character: I love him SO MUCH it makes me cry a little? He’s just. *clenches fist* SO. GOOD. But like in a really real and lovable way and also he’s a tiny bit of a troll and that’s SO GOOD.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: LOIS. LOIS FOREVER. In my callow youth I was like “Maybe also Bruce...?” but nah, fuck that guy. ONLY LOIS.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Obvi the whole Superfamily needs to be in a group hug all the time and also the staff of the Daily Planet, always. I do legit think he and Bruce are fun together, of course, even if I find Bruce generally Tiresome.
My unpopular opinion about this character: HE’S NOT BORING,YOU’RE BORING WITH YOUR LOVE OF SHITTY EDGELORDS. (Not you specifically, I know you feel me.)
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: They’ve honestly fixed a lot of what was broken in the past few years - he’s married to Lois again, Kon is back, etc. The Truth storyline is pretty dumb but I’m just waiting it out. I’d like a good dang movie someday, though!
