There are times in my life when I DESPERATELY wish I had a podcast. In that alternate universe, here would be today's episode: RYAN: Today's guest needs no introduction. I want to thank you for your service and integrity, sir! MUELLER: While I appreciate that, I need to remind you that I have nothing to say beyond the #muellerreport . RYAN: While we all appreciate your principles, the American public needs your feedback right now! With all this in mind... is it really believable that #thanos reverse engineered and replicated enough #pymparticles - offscreen, mind you- to bring along an entire alien army?!? MUELLER: Ryan, as I have said already, it would not be appropriate for me to discuss this in an open forum. RYAN: With years and millions of dollars spent, the American people deserve clarity. I know you believe this in your heart! I mean, what's the likelihood that the entire cast of #spidermanhomecoming vanished in the decimation? Like, if it was a 50/50 shot each time, it seems weird, right? MUELLER: Ryan, it is under long-standing DOJ policy that my office should in no way be involved in #comicbook #spoilers. This includes any and all #secretwars spoilers related to #spidermanfarfromhome. That would be unconstitutional. RYAN: So, you're just going to sit here and deny that @jakegyllenhaal is the villain and all those monsters in the trailer are just bullshit? MUELLER: Oh, he's totally the villain, that's just classic #mysterio logic right there, buddy. #sinistersix is my shiiiiiiiiiit! RYAN: Okay, there we go! So, with regard to the #motherofdragons - MUELLER: No. NO! This interview. Is over! (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByGqAr6AY4R/?igshid=bg2uuejl5xxq