#pyro does ficlets

[pyromegalomaniac]

*Knocks down the door* Hey there! Could you write a Yandere Wally x GN!reader where they go stargazing together?

Wally thinking that the reader is too naive, but in reality the reader has known since being there for week.

Hey, Anon, that's my door!! Now I gotta fix it!!

ヽ(`0´メ)ノ Well... okay, okay, since this is such a good prompt I'll do my best to make a good story out of it... Enjoy!!!

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Way out there, and right here with me

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We'd heard there was going to be a cloudless sky tonight, and perfect conditions to see the Milky Way and maybe even a shooting star or two.

It was the perfect end to a wonderful first week of being in the neighborhood, and I already loved it. I'd even gotten gifts from a few of the residents, though none were as memorable as a huge gift basket wrapped in a big bow, full of apples.

It had a little card in it signed by Wally, and in the short time I'd known him we'd gotten to spend a lot of time together, becoming freinds. Though there was something... off about him I couldn't quite place. He seemed... overeager to please me. Maybe he was like this with all his friends, and I just hadn't noticed, but he was definitely... clingy.

He'd asked me to come to his favorite skywatching spot, a secluded hilltop surrounded by trees so we could stagaze together.

I was headed that way now, with a picnic basket under my arms. I made it to the top, waving to Wally as I neared him.

He watched me the whole way up.

He'd already set out a nice big checkered blanket for us to sit or maybe lay on.

"You made it, y/n!" He exlaimed, already sitting down and patting the spot beside him. I put my basket down and sat next to him.

"What's with the basket? Did you bring goodies? You know you didn't have to do that... you're such a sweetheart!"

"Ha, yeah," I chuckled. "I got some cheese and crackers for us to share. Man, the sky sure is pretty tonight, isn't it?"

"It sure is," Wally said quietly, although he was looking at me.

I just kept my focus on the sky above, even as I could feel his eyes on me. I fidgeted with the fringes of the blanket absent-mindedly, a little nervous.

After a moment I could feel an arm drape around me, and his lips brushing against my ear.

"You look stunning in the moonlight," he whispered.

I had to supress a shiver from running up my back.

"You, um, really think so? That's... very nice of you to say," I muttered in response.

"I know so," he whispered back.

He pulled me close to him gently, so I was pressed against him. I just kept my eyes on the stars. I wouldn't move my head or my eyes, I couldn't tell you why, but I was terrified of meeting his gaze.

"Y/n"... he whispered. I didn't move.

"Come on. Look at me. I want to see your beautiful eyes..."

I felt the tips of his fingers on my cheek, pulling me to him. I could resist for only a moment before I complied.

"Ah. There you are."

We looked. We looked and looked and looked.

Not at the scene above us, so so far away, but right in front of our faces, we looked at each other.

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I wasn't really sure how to end this, so I kinda just left it open to interpretation or maybe continuation!! This was fun to write, so I'll forgive you for my door, Anon... I look forward to writing more in the future!!! Much love!!!

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[pyromegalomaniac]

…hi there! I love your writing style neighbor! I was wondering if you could write a welcome home fic for me!! Wally x a gn reader that Uses music to express emotion, like they always have headphones on and communicate with signals and when others don’t understand they get frustrated? Maybe Wally witnesses them and the reader FINALLY takes off their headphones and talks?

-⭐️star anon ⭐️

This is such a cute idea star anon!! Thanks for saying you like my style!! I wouldn't say I have them on quite to this degree, but I do have my headphones in pretty often!! I know at least one person (*cough cough* mother-) that would consider it a genuine problem, heh. I hope I can use my experience to write this fic for you!! Enjoy!!

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Sing me to Sleep🍎🎧🎵

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It was such a nice day out, I just had to have the perfect music to match. Something cheery and bouncy, that made me want to swing my legs on the park bench I was sitting on.

I took a deep breath in and tasted the fresh air, clean and sweet. The picture perfect day with the perfect soundtrack. I wondered if I took off my headphones if I'd hear birdsong.

But before I could entertain that thought any further, I spotted a figure on the sidewalk opposite me.

It was Julie in front of her house, practicing jump rope. I hopped off the bench and made my way over. She waved as I approached, smiling, and I waved back.

"What's the game today, y/n?" She asked.

I didn't respond, but I picked up a spare jump rope off the ground.

"Oh, sure, we can jump together! Bet you can't beat my best score! 47," she said smugly as she started jumping.

I jumped too, keeping in time with the beat of my music. I jumped until the song was over, and the next and the next...

I hadn't even realized until she was shouting and shaking my shoulder a bit that Julie was trying to talk to me. I turned around to see two hula-hoops in her arm.

After a moment of attempted communication I understood that she was offering me a hoop, and I took it. We hooped for a while, me with my eyes closed.

Eventually the weather turned sour somehow while I wasn't looking, because I felt a raindrop on my arm. I looked up, and sure enough there were clouds covering the sky. Julie was picking up her things and putting them away, and after I helped her get everything out of the rain I waved goodbye and started for my house.

I thought to myself that I could've helped her better. I knew it wasn't her fault, but if she could've understood that I would've stopped what I was doing to help her...

The rain had picked up to a drizzle, and I hoped I could make it. The song playing seemed to spur me on, with its fast tempo urging my feet to speed from a walk to a jog.

I heard something that wasn't my music, though. I slowed and turned my head to see one of my neighbors, Wally, struggling with a painter's easel in his front yard. He heard me approaching, apparently, because he turned to face me.

"Oh, y/n. You wouldn't mind kindly helping me get my masterpiece out of the rain, would you? It's not finished, and it would be such a shame if it got spoiled now..." He turned to face it and put his hand on his chin.

"I don't think I can carry it inside on my own and not smudge the paint. The canvas is just too big."

I put my hands on one side and looked across at him, and he turned to me and looked me in the eyes. I smiled at him, and he seemed to understand.

"Okay, I'll lift this side, and you get that one. Ready?"

We picked it up effortlessly, perfectly in sync. We took his painting inside and then all his supplies, and though we managed to save his artwork, his hairdo which he had clearly worked so hard to maintain had fallen from its pompador-like shape into something floppy and sad, covering over half his face.

"Well," he sighed. "I do very much appreciate it, neighbor. Thanks a lot for your help. Say," he said, putting his hand on my shoulder.

"You're probably cold and wet. Would you like to come inside and I could make warm drinks?"

I nodded, and we headed inside to do just that. When I was seated at the table with my mug in my hand and Wally at the other end of the table, he smiled and thanked me again for helping him.

"How's your... oh, well, I suppose you're not one for conversation, are you y/n..."

I slid my headphones off my head, leaving them around my neck.

"It's delicious. Thank you very much."

Wally looked dumbfounded, his mouth open wide.

"Why... why, y/n! I'm very glad you like it! But... if you don't mind me asking... what made you decide to finally take those off?"

...

"I like the sound of the rain."

...

"And... if I may say, you have a very lovely voice."

"As do you, Wally."

I smiled.

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Here it is, star anon!! I was a bit stuck at the beginning but I think I found it at the end!! I think it turned out pretty cute, at least with Wally and the reader!! I tried to show that he was able to connect with them right away! I hope you liked it, I'd like to say thanks for requesting it!! I look forward to doing more in the future!! Much love!!

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[pyromegalomaniac]

Hiiii! Would it be cool if you could make a Wally x reader? I would greatly appreciate so much :)

Have a great day uwu

Thanks so much doubledaredevil! Since you didn't give me any prompts to go off of I'll just do a ficlet of Wally and the reader going to get a sundae at Howdy's!! Enjoy!!

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Wally x Reader Ficlet🍎🍨

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It'd been getting warmer and warmer every day, and in a month or two the sidewalk would be almost too hot to touch. I held Wally's hand as we walked together down the street, passing the houses of our friends.

"Boy, it's been heating up lately, eh Wally?" I asked.

"You can say that again, y/n. Maybe we should find some way to cool off?"

I thought for a moment. Since we were already headed in that general direction I suggested...

"How about we go see if Howdy's has anything we could cool off with? Maybe some fun paper fans or something?"

"Ooh, great idea. And unless we get a visit from a cloud friend to cover the sun, we'll have to go inside anyway," said Wally, looking up and shielding his eyes.

"Nothing but brilliant blue as far as the eye can see," he sighed. "It kinda makes me wish I had some paint with that color."

We turned the corner and walked into the bugdega, the little bell jingling.

"Maybe we can draw with sidewalk chalk some time," I said. "I bet you'd be good at that. I'd love to see what you'd make."

Howdy waved to us with one of his four arms, greeting his customers with a pleasant smile.

"Well hey there! What can I get for you, Wally and y/n? Rubber bands? Candy? Some other snack-a-roos?"

"We'd like something to help us cool off, Howdy. You got anything that could help us with that?"

"Why, I've got just the thing, y/n! I'll whip up a tasty frozen treat for you and your boyfriend to enjoy!" Said Howdy, clasping a pair of hands together, while the other pair started messing around behind the counter, bringing up a glass that could only be used for...

"A sundae! What a great idea!" Exlaimed Wally, looking at me in excitement. I grinned back at him.

We sat down at a little table by the window, and Howdy brought us a vanilla sundae with hot fudge. I ate with the spoon, and Wally would go from staring at the ice cream to staring at me.

It was a wonderful treat, and it was made even better that I got to share it with the one and only Wally Darling.

He really was the most.

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Sorry if this got kinda long, I think I got sidetracked in the intro... oh well! Again, thanks for requesting this, and I look forward to doing more of these in the future!!

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

[pyromegalomaniac]

How would you feel about writing a Wally Darling x GN reader first kiss fic. I think it could be cute.

Such a simple but such a potential filled prompt, goldenwarefox... Honestly, I think it might just be a bit too open if anything!! So many ways it could go!! I'll sure as heck do my best to make a nice little story!! Enjoy!!

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Honeycrisp Blossoms🍎🌸

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The ground was soft underfoot as I walked hand in hand and side by side with my fairly new boyfriend and neighbor, Wally Darling.

There were trees that stretched out in every direction all around us, but they were spaced out evenly so that there was about three or so feet between them.

It was almost like a sprinkling of snow on the ground, if snow had a soft pink tint to it. The apple blossom petals lay on the grass, not minding a bit as we stepped on them.

I closed my eyes and stretched up my face to feel the warm sunlight filtering in through the leaves and dappling the ground.

"I can see why you like coming here," I sighed, the sweet springtime air welcoming itself politely to me, smelling like joy and life.

"I'm so very glad you like it, y/n," Wally replied.

I could feel his grip on my hand and my grin became a little wider, my feet a little lighter.

And oddly enough, my stomach became a little tighter.

I stopped walking.

"Let's sit for a while and watch the petals fall," I said, opening my eyes and looking at Wally.

As I expected, he was looking right back at me, and he nodded. Keeping my hand in his, he sat down on the grass, his back against one of my many apple trees, and I followed.

"I do believe I could sit here forever and not get up," he said in that slow monotonous voice of his, that somehow dripped with sweetness.

"Especially if you're here with me," he smiled, making my face warm.

I looked away, hoping he didn't notice. My brain raced to come up with a response, and I eventually was able to mutter out "uh... thanks. You too."

Oh nice going, y/n. I'm sure he thought that one was real intelligent.

He laughed his adorable halting laugh, and I tried to keep from getting any stupider. I turned my attention to the beautiful scene spread out before me.

Taking a deep breath in to both steady myself and because it was hard not to when the situation seemed so dream like, I leaned against Wally's shoulder, and he put his head on mine.

I put my head down on top, completing our sickly-sweet sandwich.

I could just barf, we were so cute.

Instead of doing that, though, I just enjoyed the flowers and the silent company of my partner.

I couldn't tell you how long it'd been, but after a while I picked my head up. I didn't know why.

Wally picked up his own head off my shoulder, turning to face me.

"What is it, my y/n?"

"I... I don't know."

I really didn't.

I wanted something, but I didn't know how to articulate it into words. I didn't even know what I wanted. Instead of saying anything else I just stared at him like a dumbass.

He stared back in that dopey way he always did, seemingly content to just do that.

And I started leaning forward, closing my eyes...

Wow.

Wow wow wow.

His lips were soft and yielding, and I could feel the smile he held them in.

I put my hand on his cheek, then the other, and he put his on top of mine, leaning back a little and giving me full control.

We sat there for a moment, though it felt like a million years. But when I finally pulled back I realized it'd been far far too short.

I opened my eyes wide in surprise.

"Crap... did... did I just do that?"

Wally's smile widened in playfulness, and he laughed again.

"Why yes, y/n. I would say you did," he chuckled.

I just stared at him stupidly.

"You wouldn't, perchance, care to do it again, would you?"

"Um... no, I think I'd like that."

And I did. I did like it.

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This turned out pretty cute, I think! Like I said, there were so many possibilities, so I was a bit stuck on the story, but I tried to focus mostly on the scenery, and I think that worked. Thanks again for requesting this, goldenwarefox!! I had fun writing this, and I look forward to more in the future!! Much love!!

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

[pyromegalomaniac]

Well, I keep imagining the reader before being taken by Yandere wally to his world, had a date with someone had a crush on the reader at her house, but imagine the reader and the guy on the date kissing and going to some more spicy places TV or computer out of nowhere turned on and had Wally looking not too happy about it… What would happen?

Such a good idea, anon... I really like yandere and generally threatening Wally, so this is gonna be fun to write. >:) I will say that this'll be a gn reader, since you mentioned them as she. Just letting you know!! I also separated the story this time, since it ended up being extra long and I decided to write with my laptop this time instead of my phone!! Enjoy!!

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Eyes Glued to the Screen🍎📺

(some spicy themes ahead, reader be aware!!!)

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Aspen was using the bathroom, and I sat on my phone scrolling tumblr as I waited for him in our booth. The waiter had already taken our bill, and I was just waiting for my date to get back so we could go.

I decided to check up on that website about the hunt for that lost media show for updates, but no luck. When I'd first heard about it awhile ago, I was immediately enamored. The characters were so charming, and they reminded me so much of the Muppets. I really hoped they'd be able to find some of the actual show soon. So far all they'd found was some old merch and some scripts.

My favorite was a little yellow puppet with a fancy blue hairstyle that supposedly talked to the viewer, Wally Darling. He was just so classy. It was adorable!

I was just finishing putting the tags on a reblog of some fanart when Aspen walked back to our table.

"Ready to go?" He smiled.

"Yep," I replied, shoving my phone in my pocket and standing up after I hit "post".

I took his hand and we left the restaurant, stepping into the chilly evening air just as the sun was going down. We started walking down to my apartment, stopping at a little general store on the way when it started raining. It had already been drizzling, which neither of us minded, but the raindrops were big and fat now, and we didn't have an umbrella.

We tried to wait it out, but after fifteen minuets we just gave up and bought an umbrella to share.

"Dammit, I'm sorry about this," I said as we walked back to my apartment. "I looked at the weather before our date and I thought it'd be over by the time we were done. I-"

"Hey, hey," said Aspen. "You don't gotta put yourself down like that. I didn't bring an umbrella, did I?" He chuckled sweetly, and it really did make me feel better. He was such a little sweetheart.

I should get him some flowers sometime.

We got to my apartment and shed our wet coats, leaving them on hooks. The rain was really coming down now, picking up even more. I wondered vaguely if that was thunder that I heard just now.

We left our shoes on a towel by the door, and I went to go change from my jeans to my sweatpants.

"I'll be back in just a minute~" I called over my shoulder. "Go ahead and start the movie."

I disappeared into my room and undid my belt. I was just putting it away when I heard my phone vibrate on the table. I picked it up to see a text from a number I didn't recognize.

"You didn't forget me, did you?"

I shook my head, assuming it was a wrong number. I had my pants off and was folding them up when I got another text. This time, it was an image. It was hard to tell because it was so dark, but it looked like the vague shape of a face, but the eyes were easiest to make out. It was hard to miss, actually, since they seemed to be able to actually see me.

I was tying up my sweatpants when I got the third text. My curiosity got the best of me, and I opened up the audio message. There was an odd monotone voice speaking to me from... somewhere. The audio quality was... poor.

"Why... why don't you answer me? I can see you. Can't you see me anymore? Just leave him alone. Just leave him. Don't look at him... just look at me... y/n."

It was hard to hear because of the bad audio and because it was whispered, but the voice knew my name somehow. It knew me. It wasn't a wrong number. I could feel the hair rising on my neck...

I jumped almost ten feet in the air when the thunder and lightning crashed outside, stopping myself from shrieking just in time.

I blocked the number and headed outside.

"Hey," I said, trying to sound nonchalant. "Has the Doc showed him the Delorian yet?"

"Nope, but he's about to," said Aspen, scooting over. "Come sit. I got a nice blanket for us to cuddle in."

I sat next to him in the blanket, and after a while he started leaning on me, and I put my arm around him. I slid my hand down his back and casually made my way under his shirt, and he scooted closer.

Before we could get any more intimate, a roll of thunder crashed outside and a flash of lightning lit up the room in a blinding bright white.

When it was over, all the lamps we had on before were off, and the tv was too.

"Looks like the storm hit the power," I sighed. I got up to go check the tv, and Aspen pulled the blanket close to him.

"I hope it doesn't get too cold in here with the heater not working," he muttered.

I could think of one or two ways we could warm up.

As I bent down to the tv to see if I could do anything with it, it turned on again, displaying nothing but static and some loud static sounds. I tried fiddling with it, but I couldn't get that noise to turn down.

But... were those words in the static? Or was I just hearing things? I bent down as close as I could to hear, and I could've sworn I saw those same eyes that I saw in the text.

"Y/n... you see me now, don't you? Oh, good. We can see each other again."

I froze in fear at hearing that ominous voice again, this time from the tv. It was so quiet, I was certain Aspen couldn't hear.

The eyes became clearer too.

"My, my... I do think I'll just have to take you back with me. Won't that be wonderful, my dear?"

The static seemed to part like a curtain and he pulled himself through, grabbing me by the shoulders.

"Let's go, sweetheart!"

The last thing I heard was Aspen's scream as I was pulled through to the other side.

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Ooooh, spooky, isn't it?? Ha, Wally is such a little weirdo. I love him sm!! Sorry if this took a bit of time, anon. I hope you liked it, and thanks for requesting this!! It was fun to write, and I look forward to doing more in the future!! Much love!!

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

[pyromegalomaniac]

Hi 😊 Hope you're having a lovely day. Could you maybe do a quick ficlet of Wally helping a blind x reader pick out pretty clothes and put of makeup, please? Thank you.

Yes yes yes anon!! I'm so sorry this took a while... I'm at the end of my last year of high school currently (I have dual enrollment college classes to worry about UGH) and my mental health took a nosedive... but here it is!! A Wally x blind!reader ficlet!! For you!! Yay!! Enjoy!!

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I Feel You All Around Me🍎👁👁

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I bounced up and down excitedly on a fluffy little stool as I waited for my lovely boyfriend, Wally, to help me out with my makeup. I heard him opening and closing drawers in the vanity desk I sat in front of, pulling out different little bottles and things and setting them down.

He chuckled and put his hand gently on my shoulder.

"Hold on there, cowboy. We don't want that poor stool to break, now, do we?"

I stopped bouncing and giggled, eager for him to bestow his (apparently immaculate, from what I'd heard) style sense on me.

"Sorry," I said. "I'm just excited! You're gonna make me look great."

I swiveled my head in his direction, and I could sense him leaning over me. He chuckled, and he got another stool to put beside me for himself to sit on.

"Okay," he said patiently. "This might tickle. You ready?"

"Yep!"

He started with foundation, and it did feel kinda unlike anything else. I'd never had anyone to help me do my face before, and I could tell he knew what he was doing. I bet his own face looked stunning. And now I was gonna look great too!

When he was all done with foundation, concealer, and powder, he moved on to what he called the "fun" part. Blush, eyeshadow, mascara, and lips!

The blush brush (try saying that five times fast) felt like feathers on my face, and the eyeshadow was kinda the same way. The mascara was definitely the hardest, since I kept giggling and pulling away. It really did feel funny!

"Oh, y/n, work with me here," laughed Wally. "I'm almost done, I promise."

He finished with that part and put color in my lips, and I heard him close it with a sharp snap.

"All done! You look great!"

I reached out and gave him a hug, and he almost fell over backwards!

"Woah, careful. I did a good job, don't smudge it!"

"Sorry," I giggled.

"Okay," he said, as I heard him standing up.

"I've got an outfit all picked out that I think will really compliment your figure. I think the only thing you might need help with is the zipper in the back since that's hard to reach. I'll come back in a few minutes when you call me to help with that, alright?"

After he stepped out of the room I put on the outfit. It sure did feel right, with a comfortable fabric and fitting my body just the way I liked. I trusted Wally so much that I looked good.

"Okay, you can come in and help me!"

He stepped back in and I heard him gasp a little.

"What?" I said, worried.

"Did I do something wrong?"

"No... no, it's just... you look great."

He helped me with the zipper and for the rest of the day I walked around outside, holding his hand and taking in the complements on my look.

I really didn't deserve my amazing boyfriend! He really was the most!

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There you go anon! Again sorry it took a while. I also know basically nothing about makeup and am a seeing person, but did my best!! I think it turned out not half bad!! I hope you liked it, and I thank you for requesting this!! It was real fun, and I look forward to doing more in the future!! Much love!!

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

[pyromegalomaniac]

What is up!!!!!!!!!!

aight, bro….

make the reader a gigachad with a sigma male grind set, he worships Andrew Tate, and Wally is able to turn this gigachad into a big softie…. Wally brings out the true gay out of this gigachad….

however………… have Wall-E (yes, the actual robot) try to fight for the gigachad’s love……..

Sigh... everyone... this is my friend, poo. They know nothing about Welcome Home but they read all my posts cus the homies gotta support each other. Okay poo, here's your wack ass ficlet. Enjoy.

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Alpha Male Turned Gayass🍎🏳️‍🌈🎀

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It was a day like any other, a day for posting on reddit and listening to alpha male podcasts. I was voice chatting with another dude on discord (not in a gay way though) about how terrible the new Mario movie was.

"Yeah it sucks they made Peach be all strong and stuff," I said.

"It's like, who wants a woman with any kind of agency? Next you're gonna be telling me she's a butch lesbian! If she met me I'd be able to set her straight. I bet her female brain would fall head over heels for an alpha like mys- oh, I just got a dm, hang on."

I checked the dm, from a user I'd never seen before. It said "I see you."

Then they sent a low quality and blurry picture of what looked like a pair of eyes, though it was almost too dark to tell. Couldn't even pay for nitro and send decent pictures, what a loser.

Just then, a pair of arms reached out of the screen and dragged me inside!

I didn't remember anything after that, and I woke up laying in the grass, which felt strange after not touching it for so long.

"Hello, y/n. Good to see you're awake. Sorry if you got hurt on the way here!"

I looked up to see who was talking, and saw what looked like a Jim Henson style puppet talking to me! Without anyone puppeteering!

He reached out a hand to me and grinned.

"Are you alright?"

I felt my face heat up, and his pompador-ish hair and almost sleepy grin and monotone voice awoke something inside me that I had mocked all my life.

"Yeah..." I said, taking his hand and standing.

"Where am I? Who are you?" I should've been scared, but for some reason his eye contact that he maintained with me had a weirdly calming effect. It was almost hypnotic...

"Oh, I do apologize," he said gently. "This must be a very abrupt change for you. Where are my manners? Welcome to the neighborhood." He outstretched his arm, gesturing to the array of colorful houses and buildings down the hill, which I was just now noticing.

"I'm Wally Darling."

In the next few days I grew accustomed to the neighborhood, and learned its ways. I almost immediately dropped all my thoughts I'd carried with me about love, and friendship, and people in general.

I hadn't been an "alpha male." I'd been a duchebag. And I'd treated people like property. God, I felt horrible.

Wally had insisted I stay with him in his house, (which may or may not be alive...??) which I had no problem with. I wanted to get to know him as much as I could. He was... intriguing.

But there I was, under the covers of the bed, refusing to move, even though it was mid afternoon.

I heard a soft knock on the open door.

"Go away," I said without any real conviction.

I knew it wouldn't do anything, and this was confirmed when I heard footsteps and felt a presence beside me on the bed.

"What's wrong? You've been moping a lot lately. I can't help but be worried. Come on..." He said, putting his hand on me through the sheets.

I threw off the blanket and glared at him.

"Ever since you brought me here, it's been..." I searched for words, looking into Wally's eyes, who, of course, looked back with infinite patience and a gentle, kind smile.

"It's been wonderful."

"And what's wrong with that?"

"Everyone is honest with themselves, and is nice to each other just because. No one has to use any tactics or strategies to form or change a relationship, and it's just... I..."

I felt tears well in my eyes, and I looked away, embarrassed.

"And you're... the nicest," I whispered under my breath.

"Too nice. You've done something to me..."

I closed my eyes, but I felt fingers gently put themselves under my chin and pull me back. I met Wally's eyes, filled with understanding and kindness and something that made my heart pound until the sound of it filled my ears.

"Y/n... I don't want to be too forward with this, but I... I must come clean. I... I confess that I've developed romantic feelings for you, and I do hope you reciprocate them."

I couldn't do anything but listen to my own hearbeat for a moment, staring into his eyes, my mouth agape in disbelief.

Then, my mouth was on his. It was tender and gentle, slow and genuine. It was like birdsong and butterflies and a warm pastry. It was like sunlight in the morning and the sound of bells and the smell of chocolate.

I felt like everything was going to be okay.

(Epilog: Wall-E shows up and Wally and y/n decide to form a threesome or he just leaves or something)

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There you go poo. Hope you're happy. Here's a drawing of you for the fans.

[pyromegalomaniac]

Hello I was wondering if I could request a crossover for your ao3. The crossover is Phineas and Ferb and invader Zim. It doesn't have to be too plot heavy. Though it should take place before Phineas and Ferb s ending and could take place before or after entering the florpus. It can even be a one shot unless you get inspiration to do more. All I request is a situation where all the main characters meet; Phineas, Ferb and their friends ( oh and perry the platypus and dr. doof should be involved in some way that is canon) and invader Zim, dib and gaz. I would like them to remain in character please. Thank you for reading this.

That's quite the tall order, opallyrie!! I don't think I could fit quite all that in there, but I could give it a start! I'm not doing ao3 requests, at least not right now, so I'm gonna post it here. I know it's not really what you wanted, but I had to keep it really basic. Just Phineas, Ferb, Zim and Gir. (Candace shows up too but she doesn't interact with Zim or Gir.) Maybe I'll do something with it on my ao3 if this gets notes, who knows. Anyway I hope you like what I wrote. Enjoy!!

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A Simple Night of Stargazing (of DOOM!!!)🔧🚀

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"I can't wait until we can do this every night," said Phineas. His brother, Ferb, nodded beside him, focused on looking at the starry sky above through their telescope. It was late spring, and soon they wouldn't have to worry about staying up too late on a school night to watch the stars. 

Their older sister, Candace, opened the back screen door behind them and put her hands on her hips. 

"You guys better not be scheming. I can feel the energy you guys are putting out, and it's very… bustable."

Phineas laughed. 

"You don't wanna come look at the constellations with us, Candace? I think you'd like em. Maybe we'll even be able to see Mars. We could send a message to the people there, tell them their queen says hi!"

"Yeah, that's not gonna happen, dork." Candace turned her back on the boys to go back inside.

"Okay, g'night."

Stargazing resumed as normal, peaceful and quiet. Until Ferb tapped his brother's shoulder, wanting him to look at something.

"What is it, dude?" Said Phineas, taking a turn putting his eye up to the eyepiece.

"Woah," he said after a moment. He could see something moving out there. Fast. Not just that, it seemed to be coming towards them.

Phineas moved away, and by that point he could see the thing, a purple blur, speeding towards the Earth.

They were able to quickly move their stargazing equipment out of the way, but didn't have time to do anything else as the ufo collided with the ground in their backyard.

A smoking round spaceship was nestled in the dirt, and its door opened with a hiss, releasing more plumes.

A silhouette took form in the swirls, a short humanoid figure, who stepped out of the ship, followed by an even smaller figure behind it.

"Come, Gir," the taller figure said. It was a green skinned boy with slick black hair and an odd backpack who looked to be about early middle school age. A small green dog followed him, walking on its hind legs.

The stranger pulled out a large piece of paper and the boys gawked at the sight from behind the tree where they had taken cover.

"Hmm, surely this isn't the place? I pictured something…" the boy looked up from the paper to the brothers' house. "A little more impressive."

"I think it's cool!" Said the little dog, surprisingly, sounding like it had an odd filtered metallic speech.

Phineas stepped out from behind the tree.

"Hi," he said, waving. "Are you an alien? We saw you come from the sky. Maybe you've met our friend Meep! I'm Phineas, and this is my brother Ferb," he said, motioning to the green haired brit who had also emerged from hiding.

"What!?" The alien, or whatever it was, sounded incredulous. 

"Of course I'm not an alien! What are you, braindead? I was told this was the place I could request the construction of a device I could use to brainwash humanity into becoming my pathetic slaves, but I guess not." He huffed and turned, his arms crossed as he pouted. His silly little dog thing copied his movements.

Phineas looked to Ferb then back at the boy.

"Oh, um, I'm sorry, I guess I shouldn't have assumed. We can totally do that for you, if you really want us too. I didn't catch your name. What was it?"

The boy's mouth turned upwards in a sly grin before he turned around and stuck out his hand for Phineas to shake.

"You, earthling, shall address me as Zim."

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I think it turned out pretty good!! Again, I'm sorry it's not exactly what you wanted, but I did my best. Quality over quantity! I hope you liked it, and I wanna thank you for requesting it! It was fun to write, and I look forward to doing more in the future!! Much love!!

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