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Incorrect 'The Maze Runner' quotes:

* AU WHERE THOMAS AND MINHO ARE FIGHTING CRANKS *

Thomas: Got that gun?

Minho: No, I figured I would shoot the bullets out of my nostrils, so I left it upstairs.

Incorrect Marauders quotes:

* AU WHERE REMUS - WHO IS FREQUENTLY CALLED A HUMAN SKYSCRAPER BY SIRIUS - WON'T STOP TEASING SIRIUS FOR BEING SHORTER THAN HIM *

Remus: I really must rest my neck. It is sore from looking down on you.

Sirius: Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused, does not mean that you are intimidating.

Incorrect HP quotes:

* AU WHERE RON FELL ASLEEP IN A FREE PERIOD AND WAS LATE FOR LESSON *

Ron: Thanks for waking me up.

Hermione: I woke you up 40 minutes ago!

Ron: Well you didn't do a very good job!

Incorrect Marauders quotes:

* AU WHERE MCGONAGALL IS QUESTIONING SIRIUS ABOUT SOMETHING SHE THINKS HE DID (DYING SNAPE'S HAIR BRIGHT YELLOW, FOR EXAMPLE) *

Sirius: So, are you asking me to tell you what I wouldn't not tell you?

Minerva: First, I have no idea what you just said. Second, how about you just help me help you?

Sirius: Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something that would help you if I don't know it.

Minerva: ...Are you doing this on purpose?

Incorrect HP quotes:

* AU WHERE THE GOLDEN TRIO ARE TRYING TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE *

Hermione: Okay, until we know anything certain we should just keep our heads down and try not to draw attention to ourselves.

Harry: *Gets up and walks off looking mysterious*

Hermione: What's he doing?

Ron: I think he's drawing attention to himself.

Incorrect Marauders quotes:

* AU WHERE LILY REJECTS JAMES FOR THE 100TH TIME AND HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY UNTIL SHE SHOUTS AT HIM *

James: Something is wrong with me.

Remus to Sirius: I told you if we were patient he'd figure it out for himself.

Incorrect Marauders quotes:

* AU WHERE SIRIUS, PETER AND REMUS ARE IN THE COURTYARD WATCHING JAMES TRYING TO FLIRT WITH LILY *

Sirius (thinking Jily is happening): I have a sixth sense.

Remus (without looking up from his book): You have NO sense.

Peter: *giggles and falls off the bench they are all sat on *

Incorrect Marauders Quotes

* AU WHERE LILY WAS A LOT MORE UPSET ABOUT SNAPE CALLING HER A ***BLOOD THAN SHE LET ON, AND JAMES FOUND HER CRYING IN AN EMPTY CLASSROOM *

Lily: I don't need anyone seeing me cry.

James: You shouldn't care if people see you cry, all right? Especially you.

Lily: Why?

James: Because I think you look really beautiful when you cry.

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