#queue make me crazy

[katonica]

Steve: Don't worry, if tiny me could handle six bottles of Coke, so can he.

Tony: No you don't understand-

Peter, bursting through the walls and crawling on the ceiling: HeY Mr. StaRK! Mr. roGeRs lEt mE HaVE cAfFiene! yOU wANNA Go eAT A chILD?? Or sTuDy tHE SIde EffeCTs OF GamMA rADIatiON, tHOUgh i'M sURe Mr. BaNNEr HAS moRe ExPerienCE-

Tony, at Steve while desperately tearing Peter off the wall: HE CAN'T HAVE CAFFIENE!

Steve:

[katonica]

Bucky: Why are you on the fridge

Peter: Because it's my fridge

Bucky: It's not your fridge, you didn't buy it

Peter: Stop climbing onto my fridge

Bucky: IT'S NOT YOUR FRIDGE

Tony: IT'S THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING BOTH OF YOU GET OFF MY FRIDGE

[katonica]

Tony, in the suit: Peter, did you mess with my suit?

Peter, also in his own suit: Nooooo... Why are you asking?

Tony: *turns on speakers*

F.R.I.D.A.Y.: The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test-

[katonica]

Tony, unboxing a new part:

Peter: These chips are good.

Tony: WHA- THOSE ARE STYROFOAM!

Peter: I THOUGHT THEY WERE CHIPS-

Tony: WHY THE FUCK WOULD CHIPS BE IN A BOX FULL OF METAL PARTS-

[katonica]

Tony, beating Steve at UNO: THAT'S RIGHT, GET ON MY LEVEL

Steve: *gets on his knees* I'm on your level, what now?

Tony: You little bitch-

Peter: I'd like to point out I'm shorter than both of you so this is highly offensive-

[katonica]

Peter: Good morning, Mr. Barnes!

Bucky: No.

Peter: Average morning?

Bucky:

[katonica]

Tony, trying to check something on Peter’s phone: Hey kid what’s your password?

Peter: It’s $p1d3®maπ

Tony: how the fuck did you say that out loud

[katonica]

Steve: So, you're a bully.

Flash: Wha- Me? No way.

MJ: *pulls out binder*

Ned: *pulls out phone*

Peter: BITCH EXCUSE ME-