#quote poll

[finish-the-quote]

‘Tis but a [blank]

Scratch

Wound

Minor impediment

Scrape

I do not consent to answering this question, mystical magical man

Voting ended onDec 12, 2024

edit: pretend wound says flesh wound.

[swoopingsilver]

Choose a wild quote from the vet clinic I work at

“That dog has an aura. And the aura is annoying.”

“Man cannot live on bread alone. He can, however, live on Dr Pepper.”

“Speaking of hobos, I almost hit one today.”

“Between the two of us, we make 3/4 of a whole Mexican!”

“Surgery is just crafting but with live tissue.”

“Oh, sure, just make the gay people dig through shit.”

“Whiteness is contagious.”

“I have an emotional support pet. It’s called Crown Royal.”

“Well at least they didn’t shit on the dead cat.”

“My right butt cheek is real emotional right now.”

“He may have lost to communism, but he will not lose his composure.”

“All bangs are good. Except for TERF bangs.”

Voting ended onApr 29, 2025

These are collected from several years. Some of them I remember the context of. Some of them I don’t.

Reblog for sample size ig

[darkphoenix180]

What's your favorite quote from Bill and Ted

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K"

"Be excellent to each other" "And party on dudes" (both are said together)

"Shut up, Ted!"

"You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."

"Don't 'fear the reaper'!"

"69, dudes!"

"Most excellent!"

"Bogus!"

"That was non, non, non, non-heinous!"

"Iron Maiden? Excellent!"

"And we're... Wyld Stallyns!"

Voting ended onMay 5, 2025

[that-one-idiot-11]

Choose your favorite quote/set of quotes

How do you simplify fractions again? / You cry.

where are the baguettes? / they're in the drawer.

YES RYAN!! GO RYAN!! YE- Ryan oh my god you are a waste of oxygen.

Can you stop making noise? / Microwave.

Dad, what if I forced you to eat wet cement?

if you want to steal the sword you gotta get away from Pete.

I don't have a mind castle, I have a mind unfinished basement.

people keep finding new and more creative ways to disgust me

splinters on your feet? hah! Sounds like something only a loser would get.

do u see a plate of deserts and think ´who brought so many sparklers in here?´

you just give off that aura. That cucumber aura.

I hope they got hit by a truck but like not super hard

Voting ended onJan 13

(No quotation marks because of the space limit)

Reblog for sample size

or don't

I just like seeing what people vote

[wishgirl101]

Out of context quotes since school came back!

They should ban Facebook for people over 50

You should talk to Chat GPT until you convince it to kill itself*

Just grab a frickin' baby, bro

No, I have qualifications to back up my obsession

I'm trying to be a supportive father, which is something I've never tried before

That's not whimsical, you're just being a loser

I will drink something else unpleasant like oil

If you paid me one million dollars I would not take a shower at school

I don't want one of your cucumbers. Your phallic-shaped objects

I contain one tude, and it's that I want to kill myself

She's like if a 7 year old became an adult

I know that it's not a prime number, I remember when birthdays are prime numbers

Voting ended onMar 18

*In response to "You should talk to Chat GPT until it convince you to kill yourself"

And yes, the 7 year old one was about me. And the supportive father one was indeed my father 😭

[poll-position]

“The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.”

(L.P. Hartley)

What do you think of this quote?

I love it!

I like it

I am neutral about it

I don’t like it

I hate it

Voting ended onFeb 15

[jandrichov]

🗳️ Dry Devil Quote Poll – Results

You voted. He doesn’t care. But here’s what came out of the mess anyway:

🥇 A bloody tie • “Let Capon go. He’ll have them begging to talk just so he’ll shut up.” • “Well fuck me, if it ain’t death in noble boots!”

Apparently, mockery and blunt observation go down equally well.

🥈 “Do we want to be the fish, or the hook?” A rare moment of strategy — before someone ruins it.

🥉 “What about Capon? Still dead to the world?” Tender as a boot to the face.

Four quotes. No mercy. One bastard with a whetstone and a gift for saying what everyone else just thinks.

Tune in next week, or don’t. He’ll still be out there — hungover, pissed off, and somehow always right.

[sydaney-foxay]

Since my last one failed

Help me pick a yearbook quote ASAP

"If I wrote a 300 page novel, you can write a five paragraph essay."

"People who can't admit when they're wrong don't deserve to be proven right.'

"Im the gap between a tragedy and comedy!"

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger- but something will eventually!"

"You might seem behind bars, but friend this cage is inside out~"

"The world doesn't revolve 'round you so don't you revolve around someone else!"

"Ya win some ya loose a few hundred."

"Be yourself, unless you're a horrible person- then be someone else."

"No matter what, life goes on."

"Why be white bread when you can be multi-grain?"

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024