#r&gad

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

"i asked chatgpt" well we asked hamlet the prince of denmark and half of what he said meant something else and the other half didn't mean anything at all

[lovely-v]

just re-watching the greatest movie of all time don't mind me

[nutmeg-cider]

love and rhetoric contrapuntal

(a rosencrantz and guildenstern poem)

also on ao3

[icarusdiesatdawn]

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead | Act III

[i-am-very-confuse]

this fanfic shit is easy

[cauldronsart]

Oh well, we'll know better next time

[sherbertilluminated]

Rosencrantz knows they're in a play. Guildenstern knows they're in a time loop. They're so close.

[troublesome-bog-beast]

Excuse us, my other half and I- hm? Oh yeah no we get that a lot but we do actually mean "other half" in a more tangible, immutable sort of way, you understand, wherein one is so caught up in the very being of the other and vice versa that the mind simply fails to conceptualize one without the other- not fate nor devotion nor simple circumstance, though they play their parts, but, if you will, something subtly woven into our combined state of being that makes it unthinkable that there should be one without the other- anyway, we saw you across the bar and we could swear we've met before, which is quite encouraging because we are not at all always certain we have what could fairly be termed "a past" and if we're honest faint glimmers of recognition are more than we usually have to show as evidence of the continuity of our existence and its integration with the world around us in a cohesive manner- ANYWAY we were hoping you could settle a debate about toenails for us