#radahan

[maeofthenoldor]

You are forced to go the mall with someone of the golden lineage….who do you choose?

Malenia; bumps into someone and starts a mall fight that lasts the entire time

Godwyn; seems swell at first until….oh no he got scammed by the cashier

Ranni; shes too busy scamming godwyn (she’s the cashier)

Miquella: you lost him hours ago and are not sure if he got kidnapped or not

Morgott; everyone stares at you because he has the worst fashion taste ever

Mohg; not allowed in a 30ft radius of kids so you spend your time avoiding them

Radahan; you don’t hit any stores bc he’s too busy showing photos of Leonard

Rykard; complains about the prices and asks for the manager in every store

Godfrey; his credit card keeps failing so you have to buy everything for him

Voting ended onJul 14, 2023

[shiranui7]

Elden Ring characters at an amusement park

Miquella gets a discount for kids and then falls asleep on a ride and gets lost.

Morgott is on a rollercoaster, trying to feel alive and accidentally bludgeons everyone around him with his tail.

Mogh is looking for Miquella in the child section, leaving behind a trail of blood but it looks good for a children amusement park.

Godrick is winning every prize throwing balls at the targets with all of his hands.

Malenia feels hot under the armor and goes second phase, thus getting kicked out of the park for public scandalous behaviour.

Godfrey can't go in because no pet is allowed.

Ranni is creating popsicles with her powers.

Godwyn is buying Ranni's popsicles.

Radahan is on the horses merry-go-round.

Rykard wants everyone to stay togethaaahr for a picture.

Radagon is there to get tanned and ends up with a bikini shape on his chest.

Rennala is stalking Radagon.

[beast-of-mosss]

My boyfriend loves to call Radahn baby girl, and he would point at Blaiid whem ever hes on screen and tell me "divorced" as he looks into my eyes without blinking for a minute or two.

[maeofthenoldor]

[shiranui7]

Souls incorrect quotes

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

-Radahan probably