#radcliffxej

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

EJ: Radcliff no                

Radcliff: Radcliff yes                

EJ: Radcliff no                

Radcliff: Radcliff maybe                

EJ: Radcliff no                

Radcliff: Radcliff no                

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

EJ: *leaves the room for five minutes and comes back*               

Radcliff: I thought you were never coming back so I panicked and knocked all the furniture over.                

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

Radcliff: I have an idea, let’s kill them.

EJ: Radcliff no

Radcliff: Radcliff yes

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

[in an abandoned house]

radcliff: *sees a room full of clowns *

radcliff: fuck that shit *turns to leave*

tauro: wait what about ej

radcliff:

radcliff: you got me there

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

Radcliff: step one, be straight

[EJ walks by]

Radcliff: failed step one

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

EJ: did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Radcliff: no, but i did scrape my knee crawling out of hell

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

EJ: I’m having a problem with this person.

Radcliff: Kill them.

EJ: No.

Radcliff: Then I’ll kill them FOR you.

EJ: NO!

[monsterhighs-newstudents]

Radcliff: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.

Radcliff: *points to EJ*

Radcliff: I've only befriended EJ for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would beat the shit out of everyone in this room.