#radioactive shrimp

[alientitty]

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[shrimp-gender]

More potentially radioactive shrimp recalled in 17 states. See list.

The FDA has again expanded an ongoing recall of shrimp that could have radioactive contamination.

EDIT: THIS IS FROM DECEMBER 2025.

I DO NOT KNOW THE STATUS OF RADIOACTIVITY AND SHRIMP AND THE CORRELATION BETWEEN THE TWO AND ANY OTHER TIME EXCEPT FOR THE MONTH OF DECEMBER IN THE YEAR 2025

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay i grabbed this from my tiktok so folks who don't wanna get yeeted over to another app can actually view this thing

(YES THERE IS AUDIO AND THE SONG IS CRUCIAL, ITS WHAT MADE ME MAKE THIS A VIDEO)

[incorrectbatfam]

Everyone else is panicking about the radioactive shrimp from Walmart meanwhile Gotham's just like "finally, something healthy"

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[doctorslippery]

[lustfuldemonlady]

✨ radioactivity™ ✨

original meme by: @veryluckyclovers

shrimp doodle + reblogged by: one of my fav moots, @dante-the-potato

voiced by: yours truly ✨

[shrimpin-aint-easy]