Hello Hazbin darkfic + whump + kink + evil + Nuance Enjoyers community, thank you for having me here today.
I am here to propose a solution to a problem that isn’t really a problem but I can make a solution for it anyways. Isn’t it unfair how Radiostatic gets all the cool ship names? Do you want more ship names? Do you want evil ship names to signify that you ship things eviller than the status quo? Do you like pseudomaternal figures and women who are fucked up? Do you like pathetic Alastor in a canon-compliant way and want to make it everybody else’s problem?
Introducing RadioThorn, my new proposed ship name for when “RadioRose” doesn’t cut it because you are simply having too much fun. Romantic, platonic, queerplatonic, Secret Other Thing it doesn’t matter! RadioThorn does not discriminate.
There are many uses for RadioThorn! The options are limitless!
Rosie and Alastor being fun besties but with the eternal looming knowledge of soul ownership and Alastor’s weaknesses
Rosie forcing Alastor into any number of horrible situations because she Can and she knows all the ways to play him like a fiddle
Alastor forced to be pathetic and vulnerable to the only person who can see him like this, and Rosie relishing in the privilege
Undernegotiated physical and emotional intimacy with Rosie as a mentor, mistress, mother, or anything else to Alastor’s poor hyperindependent self
You can keep Alastor just as aroace as he’s implied to be in canon! No issues there! There’s more to horror and/or kink than sexual and romantic attraction. Make him everything-averse! Don’t be limited! But you can also expand beyond that too! Bring in your own headcanons! Canon is dead and all the devils are here.
All I ask, dear Hazbiners, is you make more Rosie/Alastor content and you make it as fucked up as it deserves to be. We are sleeping on their dynamic so hard! What on earth is going on with them!
You can have a 100% of my nonexistent intellectual profits, I am benevolent and surely would get kicked off of Shark Tank.
