#rae shitposts

[raedioactive]

Blitzø, incredibly drunk and crying: Stolas, I have something to confess to you

Stolas, thinking he's about to admit his love for him: yes, darling?

Blitzø: I- I'm a virgin!!!

Stolas:

Blitzø: *crying*

Stolas:

Stolas: he's drunk isn't he

Moxxie, from behind the fridge: oh yeah, definitely

[silverraes]

"she should be at the club" she is at the club, thinking about the phayatharn confession scene

[raegalliard]

**Complete with cum splatter background

[daomaikeng]

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[wmitomlinson]

RECENTLY READ FICS- DEC 2020 EDITION

hello! i planned to do this for a long time but never actually got around to doing it. finally found some motivation so here goes! hope you like them :)

let's run all the red lights by wordsnnotes @quelsentiment (3k, T, childhood friends, football, light angst, fluff, asexual harry styles, smoking) o.m.g. this was so beautiful!! so much captured in just 3k. i even teared up which is kinda embarrassing. but i loved the ending!

buttercup baby by cabinbythesea (15k, light angst, friends to lovers, friends with benefits, dom/sub undertones) i absolutely adore this fic. i've read this at least thrice!

like candy in my veins by littlelouishiccups @littlelouishiccups (31k, alpha/beta/omega dynamics, fake/pretend relationship) im usually not into a/b/o fics but this was so nice!! loved the niam friendship heh.

you've got the face to play the role by livingbetweenthetimes (4k, famous louis, non-famous harry, bbc, doctor who-freeform) this was adorable. awkward harry is so much fun to read 🙈

no going back by jacaranda_bloom @jacaranda-bloom (56k, lighthouse keepers au, strangers to lovers, remote location) this is one of the first ones i remember reading. it's amazing: fluff and them living together for six months!! it's so much more than just smut.

and it gets colder and colder theankletattoo @hadestyles (2k, implied/referenced homophobia, this is not going to go the way you think, the sex is interrupted... apologies, also it's like set in the 70s) just saying, this might really hurt. it's seriously not going to go the way you think but it made me tear up so

good boy by 28sunflowers @vintageumbroshirt (2k, tattoo artist louis tomlinson, bathroom sex, praise kink, kink discovery) this is based on the tweet that was going around on everyone's orbit a few days ago. i love awkward harry sjjsks

wild and unruly by 100percentsassy and gloria_andrews (123k, Well Harry is a cowboy, and Louis thinks he's a city boy through and through, Anne is a BFD, emotional cowbirths) well,,,, im not ashamed to say that i finished reading it within a day. just, ignore me. this was absolutely amazing godddd

that's all! leave a comment/kudos if you like any of these, im sure it'll be appreciated <3

[everkevos]

my kitchen got caught on fire today

but at least I won during today's boardgame night!!:D

[batsintheshadows]

listen folks. sometimes you just gotta live dangerously. ya gotta look life right in the eyes and say: “Hey you there devil, you don’t scare me!”

To put this into practice I will be playing a video game quest 15 levels lower than recommended. if you don’t hear from me again bury me flipping the bird.

[raedioactive]

Also thought: what if people in hell in Hazbin and Helluva have humansonas like some people have fursonas

Would they be skinsonas