when I came out to my brother he gave me a bro five and just went ‘titttttaaaaayyyyysssss’
can i adopt your brother pls and thank u
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when I came out to my brother he gave me a bro five and just went ‘titttttaaaaayyyyysssss’
can i adopt your brother pls and thank u
um can you pls do that thing where you name your mutuals/friends as vines ily
This took me so long, I watched vine compilations, a bitch was DEDICATED to this omg. Also I have like two tumblr friends that I actually know well enough to do this so these are mostly my irl friends sorry everyone
Myra (@tomsfireheart ): Not the yeet vine itself. but this dude doing a yeet dance
You (@rainbow-marvel ): *dude piffs frisbee and it lands on the freeway* What the fuck Richard?
Chloe (@van-dyne-lilly ): Oven boy and trumpet dad
Claire (@the-claire-bitch-project ): That guy getting down to the piano tune in the supermarket
Jasper (@spidcyson ): That guy slamming his face against the wall to the Thomas the Tank Engine song
Rossly: The vine that starts with rap but morphs into What’s New Scooby Do?
Jake: I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you bitch
Alex: I mean four female Ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over! i’M aN AduLt ViRgiN
Jason: I can’t believe you’ve done this
Shiv: Well, when life gives you lemons!
Bridge: *nice piano intro* SAIL *smashes keyboard with foot*
Mags: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me
Cassie: I said whoever threw that paper, ya mum’s a hoe!
Jim: Look at this graaaaph
Tom: No off topic questions, because I don’t want to
Lukas: Zac stop, Zac STOP, you’re going to get into trouble *Zac gets arrested*
Elise: BOP IT *click tschh* TWIST IT *ngaaa* PULL IT *doo*
Kate: We all have a lot of laughs. *later* Fuck off Janet! I’m not going to your fucking baby shower!
Other Alex: Mission impossible theme with the security camera
May I please have “Are you hitting on me?” with Tom Holland please xxx
hooo boy, i hope you like it!! thanks for sending this in ❤️
After spending hours doing your hair and makeup, and then choosing out what you were going to wear, you were finally ready. You were going with Tom to one of his movie premiers, and you wanted to look good. You knew there were going to be cameras, and it was an important event for Tom. As the clock was winding down, getting closer and closer to the time you were supposed to leave, Tom had called up the stairs several times, telling you to hurry up. You only yelled back that it wouldn’t be too long.
Slipping on your heels, you made your way down the stairs. Tom was standing at the bottom of the stairs, clearly about to yell up to you again. He had stopped short at the sight of you, his mouth open slightly. He was not very discrete as his eyes trailed down your body. You’d worn a fairly form-fitting dress that hugged your body in all the right places. Your hair was done up, and you’d done more with your makeup than you normally would.
Holding back a giggle at his reaction, you pecked Tom’s cheek as you reached the bottom of the stairs. He chuckled and shook his head, teasing you, “Finally! We gotta go, my love.”
You twirled around, arms out with a cheeky grin, “Well I’m ready to go, baby.”
He motioned toward the door, “After you, love.”
As you walked toward the door, Tom’s hand squeezed your bum and you let out a squeak, swatting his hand away. “Tom!”
Tom didn’t say anything as you both got into the car, but he had a huge grin on his lips, winking at you. You couldn’t help but smile and roll your eyes playfully at him.
Later, as the two of you were walking along the carpet, Tom occasionally stopping to do interviews, you could tell that Tom was still checking you out. There was one instance in which Tom’s arm was around your waist, but you could feel his hand drifting lower, until it was resting on you bum again.
You let out a small huff, pushing his hand away, and then giving him a questioning look. He laughed, shrugging his shoulders nonchalantly, “What? You’re gorgeous, and your arse looks so good in this dress, love.”
You narrowed your eyes at him, but couldn’t help cracking a smile, “Are you hitting on me, Thomas Stanley?”
His lips pursed slightly and he raised an eyebrow, “Mm perhaps…”
“Tom!” you shook your head with a few giggles, “you’re my boyfriend, you don’t need to hit on me.”
“Well, when you look this good, someone’s gotta do it. And it sure as hell won’t be someone else!”
1k celebration!!!!
Would you rather be attacked by a vampire once (you might die, survive, or become a vampire) or live with a monster under your bed (might be a nice monster)
I don’t mind vampires I think they’re pretty cool but I wouldn’t want to live forever like vampires, so I would rather live with a monster under my bed. I could become friends with the monster!!
I did not come off my hiatus to watch y’all argue over who is and isn’t a fury 😂😂😂😂😂😂
alyssa is the furry
bella and i are in the clear
every time I comment on a girls beauty/overall attractiveness my mum immediately hits me with the whole ‘you shouldn’t compare yourself to others!!! You’re beautiful!!!’ message and I’m like ‘mum I’m gAy you KnOw tHis’ 😂😂 but THEN idk out of the blue the fact I was lowkey hitting on the women clicked with my mum who is now so over the top and has switched her message to ‘you are just as beautiful as them!! GOLLY GOSH WOULDNT IT BE WILD IF YOU ASKED THEM OUT?!?!?!?!?’ and like chill mum pls
lmao i’m tired of people thinking i’m being jealous when i’m just???? wholeheartedly appreciating pretty girls with my gay ass???? sure i want to be them, but i want to be WITH them more. that’s the tea thanks pal!!!
Mate fucking straight people and ‘yeah conversion therapy is horrible but it’s not that bad’ got me confused
Like, I don’t get it ????? I swear, these straight people need to grasp that conversion therapy is 50% shades of fucked and if they don’t think so, maybe they could undergo some conversion therapy to make them anything but straight and they can see for themselves how horrible it is????? That’s literally the only way these people are gonna see anything??????
LMAO bout your doctor, mine is the opposite she's like 'oh your tests showed youve got a little problem' and i was all 'omg yay its only a liltte problem no need to worry' and IT WAS NOT A LITTLE PROBLEM
doctors just tell us exactly whats going on challenge