#raisedthishell

[rottweilerrr]

     It’s been almost a month now, and each day he remembered her differently; it was easy, at first, to not speak to her when the anger was still hot and blistering, scratching the inside of his chest whenever he just thought about doing so. Then, when he started noticing the lack of routine, the lack of this particular person to talk to, it became more difficult. After that, it was easier again, because the world doesn’t stop turning and things don’t stop happening, either, which makes him forget a lot about her.

At 2 A.M. on a Sunday, however, still in the aftermath of a party, he feels like reconciling. So he retrieves her number from the list of old missed calls and writes:

     [ text: 2:03 ]  how u doin

@raisedthishell

[jagerbcmb]

"I hope you choke on your birthday cake, love."

     ❝ LET ME GUESS WHAT comes next ? The Birthday Bumps ? ❞

[norenown-blog]

“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”

@raisedthishell  //  professor ???

 ❛     well ,  i  don ’ t  FUCKING  KNOW  HOW  TO  DRIVE ,  do  i ?      ❜   she  really  curses  the  day  she  ever  became  involved  with  kingsman —  WHY ,  why  did  she  have  to  decide  to  break  into  the  FANCY  house ?  she  should ’ ve  gone  for  a  bloody  abandoned  one  instead .  THEN  she  wouldn ’ t  be  in  a  strange  kingsman -  issued  vehicle ,  driving  away  for  her  LIFE —  that  life  suddenly  means  very  little ,  because  aya  realised  that  they  have  as  much  chance  of  running  off  the  road  &  dying  like  that  or  getting  run  over  instead  of  CAUGHT  because  aya  can ’ t  drive . 

 ❛     ‘ sides ,  i  don ’ t  really  think  THEY ’ RE  going  to  stop ,  either .       ❜   she ’ s  going  to  ask  for  a  pay  raise  when  this  is  over ,  she  is .  this  is  so  not  worth  it .  aya  floors  the  gas  pedal  &  VEHEMENTLY  HOPES  for  the  best .

[rxsmyers-a]

💙

Controversial shipping asks@raisedthishell

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

Wow you have no idea what you have just asked.  

I mean the short answer is: Lucas/Sarah

The long answer is: SO LET ME BRING UP A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GRUDGE.

So s8 starts and into the morgue waltzes Sarah Caulfield, the CIA’s new MI5 liaison, who immediately starts flirting with Lucas, who is 100% flirting back.  There’s a dead body there, but they are totally flirting and he is checking her ass out as she leaves and it’s just very “OMFG GUYS THIS IS NOT THE PLACE”.  Lucas screws her over on practically her first day on the job because that is the kind of thing Lucas does and she declares that she will get payback because that is the kind of person Sarah is.

So here we have two intelligent, well-spoken, clever, ruthless, attractive, charming spies who are clearly into each other and know it.  And whelp they kiss and have sex and little coffee dates next to buildings between their respective home bases and Sarah was smart and badass and okay her accent was from a different part of the US every time she opened her mouth but still I REALLY LIKED HER and I REALLY LIKED HER AND LUCAS TOGETHER.

And this is where the grudge comes in.  Because I’m telling this to someone I thought was a friend.  I’m telling them, every episode, how I hope Sarah and Lucas hook up, omfg they’ve hooked up this is the best, look at them power couple I love it, this is the best ship ever (besides Lucas/Ros), I love it I love her I love it.

And then Sarah throws her boss down a 7-story drop before he can find out she’s part of the season’s Big Bad.

And I scream to my so-called ‘friend’.  And they laugh.

(Honestly she admits to still laughing every time I bring it up which is literally every time she convinces me to watch a new show and then sometimes on Saturdays just for shits and giggles.)

But anyway yeah I shipped the fuck out of Lucas/Sarah.  They were OTP.  SO OTP.  And then Sarah turned out to be evil and tbf the Spooks writers immediately went from ‘look at their chemistry SHIP IT’ to ‘SO HAVE SOME MASSIVELY UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ISSUES AS THESE TWO PEOPLE LIE TO AND MANIPULATE EACH OTHER’.

[lancelady-blog1]

❝ jesus christ, don’t be kind to me. ❞

spongememe: the lost episode | not accepting bc idk what it was from

    “hey,” roxy says, voice soft and yet firm, “stop that. you couldn’t have known and i won’t have you giving yourself a hard time about it.” she nods to the bandaged gash in anne’s leg. “you’ve had enough punishment as it is.” she tucks some hair behind the other agent’s ear, letting her thumb brush across an elegant cheekbone. “come lie down, darling. all right? we don’t have to talk. just come be with me for a while.” roxy knows how hard anne is on herself because she’s the same way. but it’s easier to look out for your loved one than it is to look out for yourself. her hands move to brush up and down the dark-haired woman’s shoulders. “come on.”

[lovelornrocketscientist]

🥜 - What’s the nuttiest thread you’ve ever had?

Munday meme || accepting

I’m a huge fan of realism, in general, so most of my threads aren’t very nutty, to be honest. But I had one where Fitz became inhuman and his power was to create matter from his own thoughts. So, at the beginning, he couldn’t control it and it manifested through his subconscious as his twin, who was, let’s say, a very naughty boy, in more ways than one. XD

[notwhiskey]

@raisedthishell

“Look me in the eyes and tell me you ain’t doing something illegal.”

[rottweilerrr]

one day i’m gonna make a verse where rottweiler becomes kingsman staff post-tgc but it’ll mostly just consist of him showing up in this suit-turtleneck combo whilst wearing the standard kingsman glasses and a 70s porn stache he specifically grew to match them. sometimes he yells at people through the communication system.