#random dreams

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

not remotely a question but I just need to get it out of my head:

I had a weird dream last night about a modern version of the sword and the brocade (which I've only "watched" through your posts)

I remember no details at all EXCEPT the fact that I woke up just repeating the phrase "Swords and Spreadsheets" to myself

😂😂😂 this made me giggle

[eternallywisecosmos]

Last night, I had a dream that Dipper and Mabel had to take care of two robot babies for class. Dipper decided to name his baby “Carter”, and Mabel was like “WTF kinda name is Carter???” and the way she said it was so stupidly funny.

Unfortunately, I don’t remember what Mabel named HER baby.

[geeky92]

I had the FUNNIEST Invader Zim dream last night!

Basically, it was like this:

Dib, Zim and their classmates were all high schoolers (or rather, hi-skoolers), and Keef, who’s head of the Drama Club in this dream, was elected to direct their latest school play. And the play that Keef wanted to direct was basically a Romeo and Juliet-esque kind of thing, but with an alien prince and a human farm boy. So, of course, Zim and Dib are forced to participate in said play, and get the lead roles.

Anyway, on the opening night of the play, when all families of the students (including Gaz and Professor Membrane) came to watch, the play was going as planned, much to the boredom of the entire audience (again, including Gaz and Professor Membrane). Then, towards the end of the play, everyone in the audience is awoken by the sound of Zim laughing maniacally as he points a laser blaster at Dib; and then a huge projector screen drops down behind them to show a giant flashing hypno-swirl.

The audience, of course, is hypnotized for a short while until Dib uses a giant prop stick to tear open a whole in the screen (because Zim is just stupid like that). Then the two proceed to duke it out, with Zim constantly shooting at Dib with his laser blaster, and Dib deflecting the lasers with a trash can lid; but once Zim’s blaster runs out of batteries, they just start throwing hands at each other.

Meanwhile, Keef’s just watching all this go down from behind the stage, completely horrified and going “Oh, God! What have they done to my play?! My career is ruined!”, until everyone in the audience starts cheering and clapping (even Professor Membrane, who’s like, “What a spectacular show! Such brilliant special effects!”).

Then, Keef is suddenly overjoyed and all like, “WOW! YOU LIKE ME!!! YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME!!!” Meanwhile, Zim and Dib are all confused and just silently walk home all covered in cuts and bruises.

[doc-davey]

Last night I had a dream that I was Jonathan and I was trying to use the bathroom with everyone whispering behind me being like omg it’s Prince Jonathan, but then some losers came in and tried to bully me, but I said “fuck off I’m Jonathan.” Then I woke up.

[systemofopportunity]

Random dream

So I can't remaber most of my dream but just that before I woke up there was JJ Johnson In a YouTube video about Minecraft Creeper holes and the picture that was on screen was a Minecraft mountain with like half of it gone due to an powerful Creeper, I guess and he points at the screen saying, "This udderly inconceivable what moron would let this happen." I don't know why my mind made this happen but I can't stop thinking about it.

[missbingu]

I had a dream that I was friends with Louis & Lestat & Claudia while they were in New Orleans. Louis still was a pimp and owned the Azalea Hall. Lestat reached out to me to help with the brothel…I have no recollection to why. But I’m there and I’m strictly there for business. I’m living a celibate life despite working in the brothel, but my job was to help the women…like be security or something like that. Then Tom Anderson finds out & he becomes obsessed with me. And I’m just like “I’m not interested.” He even goes to Loustat and is like “I’ll pay you to have her to be my official mistress.” They say no. So Tom Anderson starts to go to the brothel to just hang…and I’m still not interested. I think I say “I’m flattered but no…I’m here for the women and nothing else.” He doesn’t like that…I don’t remember what else happened but that I then to go to Loustat to complain about Tom. Then I think Lestat kills him & I have to leave New Orleans. Yeah…

[bidwas]

Sharing a Columbo dream I had last night.

He was doing his normal thing annoying a murderer so the guy was pretty angry about it and decided to look for some blackmail about him and what he came up with was that Columbo could be having an affair. He spent some time investigating but wasn't finding anything not even the wife so he confronted him directly and tried to insinuate that he was having an affair and he knew it. Columbo IMMEDIATELY became super serious uncharacteristically and he said "I would NEVER do that to my wife" and left and then he put the murderer in jail directly after that. A random lady (that had nothing to do with the murder????) showed up at the jail and was like "oh thank you so much for solving this case. How do you always do it?" And then Columbo said "It's my service to the world" and started singing and he left dancing and left. I woke up with his little made up tune in my head

[zutugerdigihugo]

Last night I had a dream about Sam and Bucky, but it was the Caitvi prison scene.

Sam said something like “You really think I needed the whole team gathered in the main room” but I can’t really remember😭