Daily Random TTRPG Goblin 1
Daily Random TTRPG Goblin:
This Goblin goes GOB!! They are a Gob Grub! Fit in Hand!. They do this thing MARKET DAY EVERYDAY (When unobserved Goblins can always go to the Goblin Market and trade their junk for other junk) and that other thing SING US A SONG O’THE SCABMAN! (Goblins can sing about anything on the spot, they’re surprisingly good a rhyming too). They have this feature LANK-LURK REACH TOP SHELF! (Can triple the length of their arms for short periods), this other feature LOB HAVE HEART! LOB HAVE THREE! (Goblins have redundant internal organs), oh and also this as well THE HAG IS NEAR! (Goblins always know where the closest Witch is). Did I mention FAM’LY TREE? MORE LIKE FAM’LY OUTBREAK (Spread Goblinism, its catching)? And don't forget this important bit about them: This is a Gob-Knight and is fitted out with full armor, a named sword and a riding boar












