#randomizer meme

[minecraftninjerkid]

Put these mofos in the same room, who's gonna be pulling the most ladies?

(I was bored and needed something to post :P)

[sphynxrpmemes]

Send me "What's wrong?" And my muse will tell yours why they are upset.

Prompt will be chosen with number randomizer from 1-40

Heavy Angst and Triggering subjects ahead!

TW: Pet loss/death, parent death, illness, injury, car accident, abuse, fire, suicidal ideation, mental illness, divorce, drug use, self harm, murder, accidental killing, miscarriage, unplanned pregnancy

“They broke up with me.”

“I want a divorce.”

“I couldn’t save them.”

“I’m going to die.”

“My parents never cared about me. It’s hard to see ones that give a shit about their kid.”

“He/she/they hit me.”

“I hit a dog with my car.”

“It hurts. It still hurts.”

“My mom/dad’s dead.”

“Nothing I do with be good enough for you, will it?”

“He/she/they found me. I have to ditch this identity. Move. The whole deal.”

“There’s no more money.”

“My cat/dog ran away.”

“My house burned down.”

“I think I killed someone.”

“I can’t provide for us anymore.”

“I’m scared.”

“I lost the ring.”

“Nothing’s wrong.”

“It’s…terminal. I have a few months left.”

“...I might be bleeding more than I let on earlier.”

“I walked into a door…”

“Why are you asking when you don’t actually care?”

“I got fired.”

“I lost the baby.”

“It doesn’t matter, I won’t be here next year..”

“You don’t have to try to make me feel better. You can’t do it.”

“I just can’t take it anymore.”

“I can’t get away from him/her/them.”

“I just don’t see a way out. Well, except this one.”

“Nothing that can’t be fixed with a stiff drink.”

“I’m too fucked up to do anything right now.”

“You seriously don’t look good. You need a doctor.”

“I know you said you weren’t ready for kids. But three tests are positive.”

“Tell me you’re not serious right now.”

“How ride or die are you?”

“When did you stop loving me?”

“Let’s agree just to never talk to each other again.”

“Are you asking because you care? Or because it’s the ‘right’ thing to do?”

“I can’t catch my breath!”

[scarlettkat86]

Tagged by @saltntheair 👀ah ty for the tag bb💜

Rules: Your favourite characters are stuck in a horror movie! Put 7 characters (from books, movies, tv, whatever) into this randomizer and fill in the blanks to find out which archetype they represent!

This was a good laugh.

The jock:Alex(cod:mw)

The nerd:Sharky Boshaw(fc5)

The stoner:Grady Travis(fury)

The airhead:Lara Croft(tombraider)

The nice one:Crowley(spn)

The killer:MacCready(fo4)

The last one standing:Matt Murdock(daredevil)

I'll tag @chyrstis @mel-eficent-eightyeight @softseeds @rush-me-thomas @wolfnotadevil @shittyfarcryshit

[pinkfloralcake]

i made this Magical Title Generator the other day but then i accidentally deleted it and i was so sad. but IT’S BACK BABY, so tag yrself !! <3333

[minecraftninjerkid]

Put these bad b*tches in the same room, who's gonna be pulling the most guys?

Here we go again, this time with the gals! (BTW, I'm aware these Cookies could easily swing both ways, I just adhered to the original meme, so please don't come after me)

[minecraftninjerkid]

These Cookies are at a dance party, who's tearing it up on the floor? Who's got two left feet?

So for some reason, I was listening to Dance Class by Good Kid, and my maladaptive daydreaming got me thinking about what it would be like if the Cookies danced or somethin', and it evolved into a randomizer topic.

[minecraftninjerkid]

You're the main character in a new Romance Kingdom DLC, who is the most likely to win your heart? The least likely?

Haven't done one of these randomizer things in a while, but I was looking back on some of the old ones and thought..."why the hell not"?