#raphael headcannon

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Could I pretty please request raph with a gender neutral crush that is currently in a toxic relationship? :((

Used male pronouns for the readers current lover. Just because It got confusing when I tried to write it with they/them pronouns.

Raphael x Reader who's in a toxic relationship

★ Half of him wants to tell you to leave your partner because he is clearly bad for you. If it were anyone else he would. But it feels wrong when It's with someone who he has feelings for. Still he wants to.

★ The other half is telling him to pull you away from this relationship and into his arms. Obviously he's not going to do that but the thought still says in the back of his mind.

★ When you stay up late because you can't sleep with the lingering anxiety from being ghosted he tries to get your mind off it. Maybe a movie or even some good old-fashioned trespassing? NY is full of abandoned buildings after all.

...Also he hides your phone from you. Just in case he decides to text you.

★ Id like to say that he knows enough about relationships to say that he doesn't know that much about relationships (does that make sense). But he can absolutely say that the relationship you have is not a healthy one.

★ He just can't understand how someone can treat a person they supposedly love like this. If it ever gets physical, all his restraint goes out the window. By the grace of whatever God you believe in I hope your ex has left town.

★ Raph isn't the type of guy to ask you out as soon as you're single. He has more respect for you than that. Instead he tries to be there for you as a pillar of support for as long as you need.

[harunayuuka]

Raphael Headcannon

Strict like Lucifer

Has been a disciplinarian when it comes to Asmo.

Responsible-boyo

Likes to do household chores when no one is around

Knows what "dating" is, but a complete noob.

Doesn't know how to initiate conversation

Hates being touched too much (but lowkey likes it when it's MC), he would give a good hour of scolding

Can be sweet but don't pinpoint it out, or he'll stop.

Easily embarrassed but knows how to hide it.

Damn Kuudere and Tsundere

Rules are rules

Again, rules are rules. When he falls in love, he would say, “The only rule I will never and surely not break, is loving you with my all.”

Likes being guided at first, but will dominate the next.

Expect him to break the bed once a week (ya'know... Sexy time)

[vintagereigns]

Raph x Plus-Size!Reader [HC]

Warnings: Vague NSFW mentions 

Tags: @moonlightflower21 @Fyreball66 

A/n: Please remember that weight is just a number. It does NOT determine your value or worth or how beautiful you are! Self love and body positivity all day, baby!!

Raph loves to nestle into your warmth (and I’m not just talking about the cookie lol)

Expect him to lay with his head between your thighs while you watch tv

Also, the man loves it when you squeeze his head slightly while he’s going down 

Kisses your belly, especially on the days when you feel the worst about your body/size 

Grips those thick fucking thighs, and often

Sometimes you struggle with an outfit, often thinking it doesn’t suit you due to your size (which Raph thinks is ridiculous because, to him, you look breathtaking in everything) and Raph will listen to your banter about how some shirts fit better in some areas than others 

Will sit with you while you go through all of your clothes to find an outfit, only for you to end up back in your leggings and a hoodie/sweatshirt 

Loves the way you look in leggings 

When y'all cuddle, your back pressed to his front, he definitely rests his large ass hand on your boob just because it’s comfortable for him

Sleeps with one hand between your thighs for warmth 

Traces your stretchmarks while surprising relaxes both of you

Will have you ride him just to show you that he can handle you 

Loves the way you look when riding him

Raph loves it when you come to him wanting to work out 

Reminds you that he doesn’t want you to work out for him or to lose weight, but for yourself and your health 

Smacks your ass when you bend down (hell, just in general)

Leaves hickeys across your stomach and thighs 

Also, expect him to lay his head on your chest/stomach while y’all are relaxing/cuddling, his arms wrapped around your body, your fingers rubbing at the base of his neck or your hand rubbing up and down his arm, maybe tracing the large tattoo on his upper arm

Encourages you to wear what you want to wear, even those “crop things” as he calls him 

Reminds you that you’re beautiful and that your size doesn’t determine your beauty nor your worth

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hello!

So I started watching ROTTMNT a few weeks ago despite my only exposure to the Ninja Turtles being a single scene of a 90's live-action movie when I was maybe 5 because the turtles started repeatedly appearing in my dreams, and my brother informed me this was the universe telling me I need to watch the turtles.

In any case, I have now become hyperfixated. Could I request platonic ROTTMNT turtle boys with a reader who is a biting insect magnet? It doesn't matter if the bug usually feeds on humans or not, the reader's blood is, for whatever reason, sweet, sweet nectar to all manner of biting insects, to the point that even max strength bug repellant doesn't always work to keep the bugs away; so reader is always getting bitten up by all nearby biting insects. To make matters worse, reader is mildly allergic to the itch juice bugs inject when they bite, and gets huge, swollen, itchy rashes from bug bites that itch for several weeks. (Reader is also an avid herper—someone who enjoys catching and releasing wild reptiles and amphibians, a passtime that involves being out and about where bugs are going to be at the times they are most active.)

My first experience with tmnt was the 2012 series when it first came out, I was like 7ish. Didn't Really get into the fandom though untill recently!

Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello and Michaelangelo x reader who's catches lizards and is allergic to bug bites

Raph

★ Whoo boy. He is so scared that you are going to get bitten by a oozesquitoe. It's not even funny. Anytime you're remotely near one he's pulling out Donnie's emergency hazmat suit (More on that later)

★ He urges you to where long sleeves and pants when you go out. Actually really likes the lizards that you catch. His favorite lizard native to New York is the coal skink because it looks a little red in the right lighting.

★ Raph's worried about your health, but that's just how he is. He will always be a bit worried about your health. Its actually pretty sweet. But please put a bandaid over the bigger bites so that he doesn't fret.

Leo

★ Leo, being the ever so intelligent person he is, decides that you're the perfect bait to catch oozesquitoes. Fortunately he is quickly shut down by his brothers the moment he voices his clearly perfect idea.

★ He keeps more than a few bottles of benadryl around the lair. Allergic reactions to bug bites wasn't something he knew about before meeting you. He's well stocked for whenever you get attacked by bugs.

★ Yes, he tried to cut a mosquito in half with his ōdachi. No, it didn't work. His weapon got stuck in a log because he put to much force into the swing.

★ He might get a little jealous over the lizards. Especially if you start talking to them. "look at you, handsome little guy!" And "oh, you have beautiful coloration" all prompt his jealousy. "Why don't you talk to me like that :'("

Donnie

★ Your blood seems to be irresistible to blood-eating insects, bug spray or not. His quite perplexed by the whole situation. Are you sure you used bug spray and not sunscreen?

★ His fear over you getting bitten by an oozesquitoe mixed with his tendency to plan things out in advanced led him to make a emergency hazmat suit for you in the turtle tank.

★ The amount of times he's had to put calamine lotion on you because you had gotten bit by bugs is way too high. To be blunt, he thinks you should stop trying to catch random lizards. Or at the very least cut down on it.

★ But then again, the look on your face when you catch a lizard and show him it is really cute. Especially when you explain to him what species it is and where it likes to hide during the day.

Mikey

★ Knows next to nothing about lizards, which is surprising because he's a reptile. If you have any books on wildlife he would like to borrow them to read up on New York's reptile population.

★ When you get bad allergic reactions he brings you to Leo. He would carry you but he probably can't because he is smol. Mikey loves animals but he doesn't love mosquitoes because of the effect they have on you.

★ He joins you whenever you try to catch lizards. Mikey loves to give the lizards you catch different names. Whenever you go out he brings a jar of dehydrated mealworms for whatever creature you catch.