#rottmnt headcanons

[reviving-rottmnt]

Leo is 100% the type of guy

Leo is 100% the type of guy to get extra condiments/coffee add-ins at restaurants to eat by themselves later, I can imagine him having a drawer filled with soy sauce packets, coffee creamers, sugar packets, salt packets, ketchup, bbq sauce, and treat them as snacks.

I can imagine him using the creamer cup thingies and putting the sugar in them to make sweetener slushies and squeezing soy sauce directly into his mouth, I don’t know why he fits this so well but he does, change me mind.

[reviving-rottmnt]

I had this stupid idea so ima ramble

I had this idea in my head of Donnie being secretly obsessed with sushi to an unhealthy degree. Every time he goes out to get groceries or whatever he also grabs a bunch of those crappy sushi things from grocery stores and eats them all immediately so he doens’t have to put them in the fridge and have the others see them, his logic behind keeping it secret is “I’m a softshell turtle softshell turtles eat fish if they see me eating a lot of fish they’ll think I’m going feral” and somehow doesn’t ever question that logic. Once he somehow got a grain of the rice stuck to his mask and Raph slapped him out of reflex thinking it was a bug or something and he still apologizes profusely for this on a daily basis. This isn’t self-projecting like a lot of my weird headcannons for this man are I promise I don’t like sushi that much

yeesh srry for the text wall but thx for coming to my sushi and turtle ted talk

[shearibeari613]

Tired and rambling as my siblings watch Paw Patrol and I just feel like Mikey and Leo would be rlly into Paw Patrol and bond over than the most. I mean Raph and Donnie would still like it but I think the two of them would bond more over Blaze and the Monster Machines because....yes 🙃 Like it has the science Donnie loves (he would also watch Team Umizoomi you can't tell me I'm wrong) and Raph would be SO into the monster machines. Raph's fav would be Blaze I feel like and Donnie's favorite would definitely be Crusher...... Ok rant over bye bye-

[teasriel]

some headcanons that were spoken ages ago and i didnt forget to post them (cuz i never polished them,, ever)

raph one (second one) was by @lepepeetesechh

and the mikey one was inspired by @mooncasper

i was gonna add the messages but i ran out of image place welp

[aliaspseudo]

What if the Crying Titan was originally intended to be a This Is Not A Place Of Honor monument instead of a shrine?

I am well aware of the Word Of God answer for the Krang ship crashing and the Titan, but walk with me here.

What if the Titan was never supposed to cry.

What if it had been built to be a Titan, a gruesome collosus. Like at Rhodes, except designed to inspire terror instead of Wonder. Hence its tormented pose, its monstrous shape, and the broken batllefield, a sunken, haunted no man's land surrounding it. It was made to deter. To keep things away. Because it was a grave, a vault, a mistake. It needed to communicate a proper amount of dread, a proper warning, without language, for possibly millennia.

And then at some point it started to leak. Good containment over thousands of years for experimental substances is hard to predict. Suddenly, Yokai started happening and when they went searching for the source, for what did this to them, they found something magnificently awful. A dead god. The Crying Titan. By the time whoever built it realized what had happened, a culture had been created around it.

It was a Shrine. It had become sacred. And as with many religions, little could be done to dissuade its new believers. So, the builders simply didn't. They maintained and enforced the lie. Speaking, of course, about the Council of Heads.

[grunge-snake]

so turtles have mating seasons right

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hc leo makes gooning jokes before and after every single one 🫩

[grunge-snake]

cloaking broach hcs 🫡🫡

so basically, besides human au turtles, what if they used cloaking broaches?? but hear me out right?

Sunita uses her cloaking broach as a pin, Big Mama has her's as a little clip under her tie scruffle thing

so just imagine that cloaking broaches could be specially crafted into normal human accessories like watches, ties, hair pins, bracelets, necklaces, etc.

bringing me to my second group of questions ->

where tf would they get them??

is there a giant business in the hidden city where you can buy them? or is a small family business that has a few orders every now and then?

are you looked down on for buying one because humanity sucks? or are they considered those cool things only privileged people obtain?

and for full circle, what would the turtles wear?

i think Donnie would personally buy two. take one apart and put it back together for ✨ science ✨, and productively turn the second into a hard drive or something for his gauntlet cuz efficiency

Raph probably wears a watch and it could maybe also double as a cloaking broach, idk give me ideas guys

Mikey definitely brings his favorite pencil everywhere and a small piece of paper just in case inspo strike him, so something incorporating that? or maybe he wears earrings?

i'm like, 70% sure Leo would wear a chain once it gets popular, that or a really shiny necklace. basically anything with a fuck ton of blinkity blink

just a thought 🫪

[heartist-the-art-demon]

love how everyone in the fandom has collectively agreed that donnie is trans. doesnt matter which direction.

nonbinary? yes.

transmasc? yup.

transfem? absolutely.

secret fourth option? of course.