i complain a lot about guys who have hurt me in the past but i never talk about the guys in my life who are always looking out for me and who i know that even if i'm mad at them for a day or 2 will always be my family, here's a briefing on my boys bc i love them. first, my real life idiot sons. we wouldn't do anything if it weren't for me making the plans, and even then who fuckin knows if these guys can get their shit together to show up. john - yes my youngest son he is arguably the most reliable of all my guy friends and one of the biggest hearts. he has spent several holidays with my family and went to my sister's wedding. my whole family agrees he's their favorite of all my friends. rashod - the first of these fools i called my son he's such a sweetie and also has a big heart, he was calling me mom before all of the boys were, mainly bc when he was 18 i said i was worried about how he got dressed by himself in the morning and i felt i needed to protect him and from there it just stuck. we discuss every event in hip hop drama and he is a huge drake fan. michael - he is harder to read like half the time idk if he even likes me as a person and it's probably my guilt from being friends with his girlfriend's ex boyfriend but overall i consider him my third son and i'd do anything to help him i love his punk ass. now moving on from my sons, these other boys don't need me to mother them but i love them still: khaleel - he's a gemini so that should say enough. fuck. he's an asshole but he's our asshole, you know? we've (hopefully) gotten past our phase where we would be mad at each other for weeks at a time and too stubborn to apologize. i love him. juan - we used to be much closer and he has a heart of gold and the best fucking family ever!! my best friend had a hige crush on him for like a couple years and in 2015 he finally let her shoot her shot and they've been together ever since they are so good together i love them and i'm so happy he makes her so happy they literally talk about marriage and babies i live! but we have a running joke that she is also my bae and we are all sharing + juan and i make jabs at each other all the time. then i have 2 of my best friends in the world who i met from the internet but i won't gush about them bc they follow me on here and i can't have them knowing how much i love them 💕