#rat brain

[raspberry-ribcage]

little itty bitty horny freaky nasty people in my phone, how are you all doing? <3

[thebashfulfaerie]

What if I’m just really ambitious and buy way too many seeds and convince myself I’m going to grow and sell them all like Stardew Valley.

I mean, I probably am going to. Are they going to all live? No, probably not. Could I possibly sell them? Yes, I could. Would they sell well? Also, probably not.

Still going to do it. My rat brain is telling me I have to. I wish I lived in Pelican Town for real. I would not turn my real life baby into a dove though, she’s my little bestie and I could never!

[cuminthebackofmydragulaaa]

I am part of the universe and the universe is a part of me

[eec713]

why do the ideas flow better when I’m writing my first draft on paper? I get my drafts done a thousand times faster when I handwrite them first. otherwise, I’m just sitting there staring at my computer screen while my brain focuses on anything BUT my plot

it’s literally like-

me: okay let’s sit down and start working on the next part of the story since we’re finally in the mood to write

brain: okay word let’s go

me: *fires up my laptop*

brain: …oh…you meant like that? 🤢

me: yeah, it’s fun. we love using technology

brain: mmm. no. i’m shutting down now 👋

me: fine. how about this? *pulls out notebook and pencil and starts writing that way instead*

brain: oh? yes. this is nice! i like this! as thanks, here’s an overwhelming amount of ideas to implement :)

I mean, whatever works, I guess, but I wanted to save my notebooks for next semester lol

[frannybaudelaire]

ENDLESS BUMMER

this is the rat that lives in my brain & tells me I should just skip work to day drink any time it's over 24 degrees

also if anyone knows where to get a cockroach pool floatie.... hit me up 👀

(but actually I won't be going in any bodies of water for a few months bc I burned the skin off the top of one of my feet so this rat is living my summer dreams for me now ❤️‍🩹)

[dreamalongwithamy]

I don’t know why I love this photo so much, I just think it’s adorable.

Who am I kidding, I know why. Eleven’s face looks so cute. and her cheek on mike’s shoulder and her arms in his. 🥰

[bees-in-disguise]

"Hey! You scared The Bee Jesus out of me!!" I say as you shake me awake. You begin to object; "It's not Bee Jesus, it's bejeezus.." You argue. A tiny bee wearing carpenter's clothing and a crown of thorns excapes my mouth, "No!!" I cry out, my eyes going misty, "Don't leave me bee Jesus!!!"

[raspberry-ribcage]

a little meme I made bc I’ve been in the social interaction paralysis torture chamber :)