#ravingmadcat

[askanexbloodjunkie]

I have been reliably informed that it is your birthday. We wish you a happy birthday, with lots of presents and sweets.

//Aww <3 well, not getting either of those, but thank you!

[thewingedtrickster]

Prepare yourself for the shock of a century.....

...IT WAS MICHAEL! 

I allowed him to use my house as a base camp since Heaven's ocupado with Metatron's book party! I even let him eat some of my candy-- WHICH HE DIDN'T EVEN LIKE! And how does he repay me!? He seals me in the basement, while he flies off to “handle it.” WHAT AM I A FLEDGLING?! I mean I'd understand if it was Lucifer who tossed me into the basement. He does that kind of stuff. BUT MICHAEL!? 

I thought we had a brotherly bonding connection going on! But apparently he's still a D! 

[askthesuperwholockgang]

Well I tracked done down but I'm unsure how to kill it. Do you recommend a flamethrower, a machine gun, or a chainsaw?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

 anything that works, but chainsaws work best at neck area

[askthesuperwholockgang]

I'm not entirely sure whats going on but this Texan will kick any Cyberman butt you throw at me

YES

awh hell yea.

alright, the cybermen originated in texas ( we’re hoping they have accents and cowboy hats) and we need a new spy after they (we think) killed the last one.

welcome to the war

[seistira]

Trick or Treat!

FRANTICALLY STUFFS ALL OF THE CANDY SHE OWNS UNDER HER SHIRT AND AGGRESSIVELY OPENS THE DOOR

"GO AWAY, I’M SUFFERING FROM LUMPY STOMACH DISEASE." A butterfinger slips from beneath Sei’s shirt and onto the floor. She stares at it for a beat, then slowly and awkwardly closes the door.

[sherlock-holmes-blog]

Arms, legs, feet, head, toes... How about we simply make this easy on both of us and say that I have enough body parts to put together three human bodies, having every limb and organ intact.