#ravneclaw

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Slytherin: I'm a flirting machine with no off button.

Ravenclaw: Hubris will be your downfall.

Slytherin: Kind of sexy of you to say that.

[ravenerd-bonus-hogwarts-quotes]

Ravenclaw: My fatal flaw is hubris

Gryffindor: The brown stuff they spread on sandwiches?

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Hufflepuff: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Slytherin: I relate to Tinker Bell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Gryffindor x Ravenclaw friendship for @gryffindorkx

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Ravenclaw: Okay, we have to move quietly. We can't be seen by anyone until we get to Voldemort. It's the only way to rescue Hufflepuff. 

Gryffindor: Uh, Raven? I'm scared. 

Ravenclaw: Me too, bud. 

Gryffindor: I mean, what if all this time apart has changed me and Huff’s relationship? What if that special connection is gone? 

Ravenclaw: 

Ravenclaw: Yeah. I mean, for me, it's scary that we're standing in the birthplace of evil surrounded by billions of death eaters who want to destroy us. 

Gryffindor, patting them on the back, leaving: Hmm, I guess we both have things we're scared about.

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Ravenclaw: I can't handle this.

Hufflepuff: What?

Ravenclaw: *gestures vaguely to everything*

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Hufflepuff: Can’t you guys just try to be positive? I’m telling you, it works! For example, you might see this glass here as half empty, but i see it as half full.

Slytherin: it’s completely empty

Hufflepuff: But I see it as half full

Ravenclaw: Also it’s a bowl.

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Gryffindor, very drunk: I love you guys so much. You guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: We're the best things that ever happened to you?

Gryffindor: Yeah!

Slytherin: Wow, I'm starting to feel really sorry for you.