#reader x fili

[quality-street-rat]

Kili: This is my wife Tauriel. She's strong and graceful and pretty and perfect in every way. It was love at first sight. The second I saw her I knew we were meant to be.

Fili, sighing: This is my husband

y/n, the first time we met he fell out of a tree at my feet and he hasn't left me in peace since.

Y/n, cheerfully giving the finger: Fuck you, babes!

Fili: Love you too, honey.

[queeniesrose]

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Warning: This is NSFW so if you’re under the legal age or uncomfortable with content like this, please skip over this one! Content Warming: Edging, Breeding, Cock Warming, Face Sitting/Eating Out

NSFW Fili: Kinks

Fili is both an exhibitionist and a voyeur. On the days were he and his partner both had to make an appearance in public, he loves to have his sit on his lap. He likes to tease them, while they are on his lap.

During these instances, wardrobe allowing, he likes to sneakily get his cock out and into their hole. He'd tease them with an agonizingly slow pace.

He is into cock warming, so any chance he gets, he wants them sitting on his dick.

When he is alone with his partner in his room, he likes to have them be stripped down to the nude, as the sit together. He barely moves. When he does, its slow and calculated.

He'll tease them towards multiple orgasms, before edging them.

He wants them, begging for him to move. For him to give them their release.

When he finally decides that they can come, he fucks them rough and hard. When he comes, he pumps his seed deep into his partner. He does have a bit of a breeding kink.

With an AFAB partner, he does like to have them sit on his face so he can eat them out.

[hobbuisness-lotr]

Sister-In-Law

Based on this:

Person A: [gets on one knee] (Person C), will you do me the honor of being my sister-in-law?

Person B: Did you just propose to (Person C)… for me?

You, Thorin, Bilbo, and Dis were all sitting around the fire in the Royal Chambers, going over that day’s court proposals and discussing the newest caravan of dwarves that were coming to Erebor. This caravan was going to be the biggest one yet, and it was bringing all the children from the Blue Mountains with it.

“All of the families will be coming, but since there are young children the journey will be slow.”

Thorin hums, eyes glancing over the map you have spread on the table, “Barring any unforeseen trouble they should reach Erebor before the first snow”

“Good, that gives us plenty of time to clear out the living quarters and prepare a feast” Dis is looking over the rebuilding proposals and prioritizing them.

The door leading into the sitting room slams open. “Y/N!” Kili practically sings your name as he skips into the room.

You hear the door close and Fili makes his way into the room at a much more sedate pace than his brother. He walks behind the couch and leans down, gently kissing your forehead.

“Hello, amrâlimê”

You grin and reach up, running your fingers through Fili’s hair, gently tugging on his mustache braids. Fili didn’t understand your fascination with his braided mustache, but he never made you stop playing with them. Fili’s sunshine colored hair falls in a curtain around you, giving the illusion of privacy with your prince.

Kili is still dancing around the room, making Dis and Bilbo laugh and even the ever stoic Thorin can’t help but give a small amused smile. The younger prince reaches down and grabs your hand, pulling at you until you finally stand up. “You aren’t allowed to hit me if I do this!”

“What do you mean”

“Just give me a minute!”

Kili grins and then drops down to one knee, taking your left hand in his.

You flinch slightly, “Kili, you know that Fili and I …” Kili grins and holds up the hand not holding yours, silencing you, and reaches into his pocket.

“Y/N, will you do me the honor of becoming my sister-in-law?”

Everyone in the room froze at his words, including Fili, who was now standing beside you looking down at his little brother. “Did you just propose to Y/N … for me?”

Kili grins again, Yup! I even got your ring for her!”

Kili opens up the small wooden ring box and pulls out a beautiful hand-crafted ring, sapphires and diamonds glitter in the firelight. You can feel Fili stiffen next to you.

“How did you get that? That was in my jacket pocket, and I had my jacket on all day”

“And I was trained my Dwalin and Uncle, did you really think you could keep something from me if I really wanted it, brother?”

Fili sighs and looks at you, “I was going to propose next week, at your birth celebration, however it looks like I was beaten to the punch” he glares down at Kili.

You burst into laughter, doubling over, tears welling up and streaming down your face in mirth. Once you finally gain control of your laughter you look up at Fili, “Well, do you want my answer now? Or do you want to wait until next week?”

“I believe that this is a much more memorable situation than what I had planned, so if you want you can answer now, or wait to answer in front of all of Erebor at your celebration”

You smile, looking at Fili but holding your hand out to Kili, “Then yes, I would love to become your sister-in-law, Kili”

Dis and Bilbo start cheering while Thorin looks on with a proud smile when Kili slides the ring onto your finger. Fili leans down and kisses you softly, pulling back to look at the ring perched on your finger.

“I love you, Ghivashel”

You smile, “I love you too, Kidhuzel” you glance over to where Bilbo and Kili are bouncing up and down, Thorin and Dis trapped between them, and then look back up at your prince, “And I love our crazy family”

amrâlimê – my love

Ghivashel – treasure of all treasures

kidhuzel – (the) gold of gold

(Not sure if I used these right, but I tried!)

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[queeniesrose]

I have decided that I will be combining these two. Felt like they would have very similar gaming interests. All the Modern Gaming posts will be SFW!

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Modern Fili and Kili: Gaming

About 1-2 times a week, Fili and Kili stream themselves gaming.

They will often play co-op games or games that have multiplayer capabilities.

Some games that they have played together on stream are It Takes Two, Sea of Thieves, Phasmophobia, and Monster Hunter Rise.

When Fili plays games by himself, he typically plays stealth like games. So games like the Assassin Creed games, The Last of Us, Hitman, Ghost of Tsushima, and A Plague Tale.

For Kili, he tends to play action adventure games. This includes God of War, The Witcher, Horizon Forbidden West, and Far Cry.

[queeniesrose]

This will be apart of the modern character series of headcanons!

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SFW Modern Fili: Dates

Fili is someone you wouldn't exactly call normal.

First date he would take you on, would be to go ax throwing.

Second, would likely be to a rage room to break some shit.

Other places he would take you to would be to go do an escape room, laser tag, paint balling, etc. He's also drag along his younger brother and his uncle to these type of dates if you are comfortable with it.

The more competitive it is, the better.

He is not a complete heathen, so he'd take you on dates to fancy restaurants, to the movies, etc.

If you're down for it, he'd want to do a movie marathon.

He may surprise you with his choice of movies he puts on. He may put on romcoms or he may put on some action. You'd never know, until the opening scene comes on.

He likes to place kisses on your temple and on your knuckles.

When you are walking together, he likes to hold your hand and swing your arms back and forth.

[queeniesrose]

All Daily Life posts will be SFW!

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Modern Fili: Daily Life

FIli is a general contractor and a brick/block mason. He renovates houses and commercial buildings.

He is apart of the company, Durín's Folk, with Thorin and Kili.

Fili's style is a mix of biker and dark academia.

Fili has many tattoos. He two full sleeves on his arm, chest and back filled. His tattoos are either fine line, geometric or realism. When he isn't working or doing other things, he is getting more tattoos.

He drives a Harley Davidson Low Rider ST and a Dodge Charger.

Fili lives in a spacious loft. It has a very industrial look to it.

Along one wall, he has an aquarium. He has exoctic fish in his tanks and he also has some reptiles.

[reader-rabbit]

An Even Fifteen: (2) Barrel-Riders and Bad News

A fem!reader x fili fanfiction, updated weekly

A/N: Here’s chapter two of An Even Fifteen! You can find the first chapter here. Hope you enjoy it!

Find it here on Wattpad

It took a bit of creative thinking, but you managed to worm your way past the guards' defenses and sat with them in the winery, a cup of purple liquid in your hands. The guards had been posted at the cellar doors and in the hall, but you convinced them to show you how wonderful their wine was by questioning its quality in comparison to the wine men made. Affronted by the offense to their egos, they escorted you to the cellar. You now sat at the table and watched them drink their precious beverage while you only pretended to sip at yours. It would not do for you to get drunk during a covert mission, and the stuff didn't taste all that great anyway.

When the guards' heads began nodding drowsily over their cups, the cellar door creaked open and Bilbo poked his head in. You nodded subtly to him and refocused your attention on the two guards that were still conscious. Their eyes glazed with alcohol, they watched you, enraptured, as you described the trees of Greenwood, covering the shuffling and whispering of thirteen dwarves. You waved your arms as you spoke, keeping the guards' focus as the company crawled into empty barrels. All the while, your eyes followed the progress of the company, your eye lingering on a blond dwarf with quiet determination in his movements.

The stacked barrels were soon filled with delinquent passengers. They were eerily quiet for a few moments, and you crossed your fingers hopefully as Bilbo opened the ramp to the river below and let the barrels go crashing loose. Some of the guards stirred blearily at the commotion, but you laughed obnoxiously over the noise to try and distract them. Bilbo gave you a salute and a thankful nod before sliding down the ramp after his companions.

All hell broke loose as the guards stood and shouted, tripping over their chairs and each other in their rush to do something in the face of this escape. They forgot you in the melee as you sidled up to a wall lined with full barrels, and you made your escape when the door was clear. Heart racing, you made quick work of the halls between you and your rabbit sled, and you were gone before the elves could stop or question you.

As the forest flew by, the Rhosgobel rabbit's tails bouncing away in front of you, you clenched your hands on the handle of the sled. The elven king was surely going to regret his choice to ignore the rising darkness around him. It was even sickening his own forest, you knew, shuddering as you passed spiderwebs the size of large houses. For all his stubborn willfulness, he must surely acknowledge the sickness growing over the land? You sighed. Though frustrated, you had a little satisfaction in pulling one over on the king.

You replayed the dwarves' escape as the rabbits pulled you through the forest. They were a ragged-looking bunch, with bedraggled clothes and hair knotted with dirt and twigs. But they had carried an air of noble purpose about them, a confidence that defied their current station. Some were portly and broad, others twiggy and awkward, but they moved as a united force, driven by something powerful and unseen. Something surely not of the shadows that now haunted the forests. You had never seen anything like it. The dark haired one that you'd seen confronting Thranduil certainly carried himself with dignity. And the light-haired one, you remembered the look of determination in his blue eyes as he strode stealthily to his inelegant means of escape.

You hoped they made it out safely. As you had flown out of the elven gates on your sled, you could hear a raucous clamor from the other side of the stronghold. You had never seen a fight before, but you imagined that racket must have been something like one.

Bilbo had not told you of the company's plans; you were both too busy trying to get them free. But now you wondered, as you drew quickly closer to your home, what was the force that drove them to such determination? Where were they headed? What did they need to accomplish? It was unheard of to see even a single dwarf in these parts, let alone a company of thirteen. It must be something vastly important to unite them and bring them so far from their exile.

You dwelled on these questions until Radagast's house came in sight. It was a relief to see your home again. You had not been gone long, a day, perhaps. But the thatched roof and smoking chimney lifted your spirits significantly.

You released the Rhosgobel rabbits and put away the sled before stepping inside. Radagast, busy inspecting a blackened leaf beneath a microscope, did not notice your entry until you reached across his shoulders to hug him.

"Ooooh, Y/N," he said, setting the leaf down. "I did not expect you back so soon!"

You shrugged. "Well, here I am, all the same."

"How was, er," he trailed off, tapping his lip in thought, "uuuuuhm, the, er..."

"Mirkwood?" You prompted.

"Ah! Yes, Mirkwood!"

Your shoulders slumped as you sat down, hesitant to give your guardian the bad news. "Not as we hoped."

Find Chapter Three here