#fili x reader

[lulunothulu]

Working on a daydream I’ve had for the past few days involving this Prince btw 🥰

[andrew-120]

I love your writing!! Do you think I can request how would 'the hobbit' men react to their human gf punching someone who spoke badly about them?

Hell yeah, I think this is going to be really fun to write. Since it's not specified I'm just going to assume you meant Headcanons, since it's for multiple characters. Also since it's not specified I'm going to stick to the dwarves I usually write about, but if there's anyone else in the company you'd liked to have seen feel free to throw in another request.

Notes: Fem! Human reader, aside from that things are kept neutral. English is not my first language. Feel free to request anything else!

Characters: Fili, Kili, Thorin, Thranduil, Bofur, Bilbo, Gandalf.

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Word count: 942

Fili

If Reader hadn't thrown the first punch he would have, so honestly he's glad she did it as it gives him an excuse.

It does however mean that now he has to worry about how this is going to go and whether or not Reader gets injured as usually in situations like these he just fights with no worries and sucks it up later if he gets his ass handed to him.

After the person has been dealt with he's torn between being concerned and telling Reader off or being impressed and praising her.

He eventually settles on a combination of the two, telling her he's thankful for her standing up for him but to not do it again.

"That punch was really impressive and thank you for defending my name, but never do that again. I almost had a heart attack when they swung back at you."

Kili

He's a little more used to people talking bad about him, and he's also used to others reacting by fighting them (Fili he takes no disrespect towards his brother). However, never in a million years would he expect Reader to have stepped in for him.

He pretty much forgets anything about what the person said and just starts worrying about getting Reader out of a fight. He'd feel way too guilty if she got injured over something as minor as an insult thrown his way.

After Reader is out of the fight he might throw in an insult or two of his own at the person, mostly retaliating for Reader's sake, not wanting to let her punch go to waste.

Would actually be really impressed by Reader and really thankful for her standing up for him.

"That was so cool! I didn't know you could swing like that. And that bastard deserved it."

Thorin

He's more surprised by the fact someone dared to say something in the first place. When he sees Reader jump in to punch whoever said what they said about him he's quick to stop her.

Not because he doesn't care about the comment or thinks Reader will get hurt but because he'll be damned if he lets anyone have the bragging rights of having fought his battles.

So it's safe to say he'll pull Reader aside, calm her down, and then almost instantly go into throwing hands himself.

It's almost comical how quickly he goes from breathing excesses with Reader to actively fighting someone.

"In and out okay? He ain't worth your anger. Now... Get over here you prick!"

Thranduil

Again someone who is more surprised by the fact anyone had the nerve to talk bad about him in the first place. If Reader even got the chance to punch whoever said it before someone else doing it he'll probably be distracted from how offended he feels by how amusing he finds the situation.

Will probably stop anyone from stepping in just to see Reader fight who talked bad about him. Will only let the fight be broken up if she starts to lose and he needs to step in.

Will 100% tease Reader about it for as long as he can, I mean she practically tossed this opportunity his way.

Will also get her a gift in return though, no good deed shall be left unappreciated right?

"You make me question why I even hire guards, you know that?"

Bofur

He's more worried about Reader than anything. As stubborn and hot headed he may be sometimes, any sort of offence is thrown out the window the moment he sees Reader putting herself in danger over something that no longer feels that big.

Will pull her away and get one or two insults in himself so he doesn't leave without protecting himself then instantly try looking for a way out that will avoid further commotion.

Will probably kiss Reader's knuckles and coo about her getting injured even if the person didn't even get the chance to swing back.

Will definitely also tell her off and warn her about not doing that again.

"As much as I appreciate the passion there is no reason for you to get injured for something so small."

Bilbo

Will likely freeze up at first. He's not sure if he should be amused and flattered that Reader is willing to fight for him or if he should be worried.

That is however not enough to distract him from feeling offended so he'll probably throw a punch or a slap or his own before pulling Reader away not wanting to escalate things too far. Two hits is enough to send a message in his opinion no need to start a full on fight.

The two probably end up laughing everything off over food and teasing eachother about the situation.

Will probably lead Reader away and offer to cover lunch for her as payback for having his back.

"You swung so fast I didn't even know how to react at first."

Gandalf

He's reached a point where little quips and comments no longer bother him, but they clearly seemed to have irritated Reader.

Will probably turn the person Reader is fighting into a frog or some tiny animal temporarily before leading her away.

He'll offer a walk and a smoke to clear their heads together as he goes on a ramble about the situation and how he'd prefer Reader to approach it next time.

Overall happy and flattered but would prefer small comments not to lead to violence next time.

"Once you have the experience I do in this world you'll learn that there is no point in letting little quarrels risk leading to big injuries."

[manly-cupcake]

Making Pancakes with Fili

(Fili x reader, fluff, flirtation)

It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. You were laying in Fili's lap on the couch, reading a book, and he was playing with your hair. Fili was in grey sweatpants and he had no shirt on.

"Darling," he said all at once, "do you know what I was thinking?"

You put your book down and smiled up at him. "What?"

"I've never tasted pancakes," said Fili dreamily. "I want to taste a pancake."

You smirked, reached up, and affectionately tapped his bristly chin. "What brought this on all of a sudden?"

"Well," said Fili, "now that I am in the modern human world, I've tried a lot of things. I've worn modern human clothes, and listened to modern human music, and eaten modern human food. I've even endured tofu. But I've never had a pancake. And I chatted with our neighbor this morning when I stepped out to get the mail, and she was simply RAVING about pancakes." He frowned in thought. "What are pancakes, exactly?"

"Oh Fili," you said. "Baby. Sweet baby. Let me show you."

You got up and dragged him to the kitchen by the hand.

"Stand there," you ordered, placing him in front of the counter. "Watch and learn."

You began to seize pancake ingredients out of the cupboards and the fridge and stuff them into his arms. Milk. Eggs. Flour. Sugar.

"Darling," said Fili, "what's all this?"

"My dear Fili," you said excitedly, "you are witnessing the conception of a pancake."

Teaching Fili to whisk the pancake batter was an interesting venture. For one thing, he was very messy. His chest became spattered with it. For another thing, he kept tasting it every ten seconds, and making faces.

"This isn't very good," he said, offering you a fingerful.

"Well of course it isn't," you said, dragging him to the sink and rinsing his finger off. "We haven't cooked it yet."

"What do we cook it on?" asked Fili.

"Your sizzling hot chest," you said.

Fili raised an eyebrow and grinned. "Is flirting a necessary component in pancake conception?"

You put your arms around his neck and kissed him. "Naturally."

Fili dropped the whisk and began to make out with you.

"Now, now," you said, blushing, "don't get carried away."

"The longer the kiss," said Fili into your mouth, "the better chance the pancake has at being born."

You pushed him away. "I'm the expert at pancake production," you said, "not you."

"Fine," said Fili.

"Get back to whisking," you commanded.

"FINE," said Fili again.

While Fili whisked, you put the griddle on the stove.

"Now pour the batter on to the griddle," you instructed, "in tiny pools."

Fili poured half the bowl onto the griddle. The batter flooded out of the griddle and spilled on to the stove.

"What are you doing!?" you gasped.

"Tiny pools are for cowards," said Fili firmly. "My pancake will be an ocean."

"For god's sake, Fili," you said. "Are you going to listen to me or not?"

"My apologies," said Fili.

You put Fili to work cleaning up his mess. When the griddle and stove were finally clean enough to proceed, you demonstrated how to pour the pancake batter properly.

"Your turn," you said.

Licking his lips in concentration, Fili poured a very, very small amount of batter on to the griddle.

"Pancakes are supposed to be larger than a fig," you said.

"There's nothing wrong with being small," said Fili indignantly. "I am a prime example."

He made the rest of the pancakes small too. The only properly sized pancake was the one you had poured initially. It looked bloated and gigantic amidst the others.

When the pancakes had been flipped (with great difficulty) and were finished cooking, you moved them to a plate with a spatula.

"Get the syrup out of the fridge," you said to Fili.

He obeyed, and afterwards, the two of you sat down to eat.

"BY DURIN," thundered Fili, with syrup dripping from his mustache, "EREBOR SHOULD BE FILLED WITH THESE INSTEAD OF GOLD!"

[andrew-120]

heyyyy, this could be an absolutely nothing burger request. I was wondering if i could request Fili headcanons for dating a female human blacksmith? idk i just think it would be cute cause he has so many weapons so him dating a blacksmith would be cute. idk. this could be so stupid 😭

That actually sounds really adorable idk how I haven't thought about that.

Notes: Details about reader aside from them being female and human (and a blacksmith) are not specified. English is not my first language. Feel free to request anything else!

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At first Fili kept making teasing comments about how there's no way a human blacksmith could ever do better than a dwarven one. Yet the way he cherished each and every single weapon Reader made for him said otherwise.

Would offer to get her the most expensive dwarven materials possible if it meant having her learn how to work with higher quality metals.

If by some miracle he gets his hands on mithrill it's straight to Reader and he's asking her to make whatever she wants out of it. No pressure. At first he'd consider not telling her it's mithrill at all so she wouldn't feel pressured then realised how stupid that would be as, even if human, any blacksmith would be able to tell what mithrill is from one short glance.

He starts craving his initials next to Reader's on the handles of the daggers, knives and swords she makes for him.

Doesn't even try to hide it, if anything he makes sure they're nice and visible for the next time she sharpens them for him (he knows how to do it he just likes it when Reader does it for him)

"Look at that. Don't our initials look gorgeous side by side?"

[pencilsandpaper]

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fíli (Tolkien)/Reader/Ori (Tolkien), Fíli/Ori (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien)/Reader, Fíli (Tolkien)/You, Fíli/You/Ori, Ori (Tolkien)/Reader, Ori (Tolkien)/You Characters: Reader, Ori (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Thorin's Company, Dís (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Original Characters, Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield Additional Tags: Male Reader-Insert, Trans Male Reader-Insert, POV Male Character, Male Protagonist, Trans Male Character, Modern Character in Middle Earth, Erebor | The Lonely Mountain (Tolkien), Established Relationship, Eventual Romance, Eventual Relationships, Friendship, Found Family, Coming Out, Queer Character, POV Queer Character, neurodivergent characters, Sweet Ori (Tolkien), Sweet Fíli (Tolkien), Tenderness, Fluff, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Dwarf Courting, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Dwarf/Human Relationship(s), Dwarf Gender Concepts, No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Good Older Sibling Fíli (Tolkien), Good Sibling Kíli (Tolkien), Minor Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, King Thorin Oakenshield, Consort Bilbo Baggins, Prince Fíli (Tolkien), Consort Ori (Tolkien) Chapter 5 Summary:

Reader weathers the rest of his time in Óin's care, then is finally allowed to stretch his legs beyond the mountain for a short while. At least until Reader and Ori return to it, so that he might find more answers. Which leads to learning more than he previously bargained for.

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[digital-moth-cafe]

Remedy

Fili x Fem!Hobbit!Reader

fili comforts and takes care of you on your period

moth’s note: sorry this is so self indulgent but I HATE MY PERIODS THEY HURT SO MUCH AGHHH

tags: period, reader has a uterus booooo, period pain, cramps, blood, comfort, domestic fili, he’s the best

word count: 0.8k

Shame fills you. The red stain was piercing against the white sheets. You felt it inbetween your legs- your monthly had arrived.

You had felt the warmth wetness and almost fell out of bed. Fili woke upon hearing you sob.

“Y/n, what is it love?”

“Oh Fili, my cycle started and I got it on the sheets. I’m afraid I got it on you, i’m so embarrassed! This doesn’t usually happen! i-“

Fili rolls out of the bed and stares at the stain on the bed. “It’s just blood Y/n. I am not afraid of it. This natural for you.”

You wipe your eyes. “Did I get it in on you?”

Fili gently shakes his head. “No, my heart. Even if you did I wouldn’t mind.”

A cramp runs through you. You groan and grab your lower stomach. Fili rushes over to you and places a warm hand on top yours.

“Let’s run you in a bath alright?” Fili inquires.

You nod, that did sound nice.

-

Fili starts a hot bath for you. You moan as your aching muscles are soaked in the water. You clean yourself and allow yourself to relax in the water as it soothes you.

Fili gives you privacy, he changes the sheets, making sure everything was clean, to not send you in a panic again. He goes into the kitchen and makes you some ginger tea.

He pours the tea in a cup for you and him. He carries them to the bedroom and sets them on your side table.

He hears you finishing in the bathroom, he rummages through your wardobe. He grabs some clean bloomers, and a soft flowing yellow dress. He sets them out on the bed and straightens anything he can.

You exit the bathroom, hair wet, clad in your floral robe. You see that Fili had changed the sheets and cover on the bed, the steaming tea, your clean clothes.

Your emotions were raw, you start to tear up. “Oh Fi-you didn’t need to do all that.”

Fili turns and looks at you with a tilt of his head. “Of course I did. I’m your husband. It’s my job.” He walks over to you and places a kiss on your forehead. He wipes some water off your face.

“Let’s get you changed yes?” Fili asks.

He takes your hand and walks over to the bed with you. You undo your robe and immediately grab your bloomers sliding them on. You grimace at the pain.

“Oh love hang on,” Fili says. He leaves the room. He returns with a folded cloth. He hands it over and you set in in your bloomers and pull them up again. You slide the dress on, you were thankful it wasn’t tight around your stomach area.

“Alright, into the bed you go.”

You smile at this soft demand from your prince. You curl up in the bed. Fili had laid down extra sheets under your side just in case. Your heart swelled, he cared so much.

You reach for your tea and Fili clicks his tongue. Instead he hands it to you.

“Thank you Fili,” You take a sip of the hot tea. You feel the pain start to subside a bit. You take a deep breath.

“What else do you need my love?” Fili asks, kneeling beside the bed.

You run your fingers through his soft golden hair, admiring the braid you had given him. “I want you, in bed, beside me. Please?”

“Anything, my queen.”

Fili quickly slides into bed beside you. He places a broad hand on your lower stomach. The warmth feels comforting.

“Is this alright, dear?” He asks.

“Yes, your hands, they help with the pain.” You look to Fili and boop his nose.

Fili smiles and kisses your hand. “I’m sorry you have to go through this.”

You shrug. “It’s just how it is Fi. It’s not my first time.”

“Well you don’t have to go through it alone. Not anymore yes?”

You nod your reply. You curl up in his arms, Fili rests his head on top of yours.

You begin to feel sleepy. You sniff and try to keep your heavy eyes open. You sip your tea once more and set it aside.

“Are you tired love?”

“I am Fili but-“

Fili smiles at you. “You can rest Y/n. Your body needs it. Allow me to take care of things, you take care of yourself.”

“Are you sure?”

“Do you doubt my abilities?”

You shake your head, your damp curls bouncing. “No! Never, I just wish I was more useful.”

“Y/n, dear you are going through one of the most painful experiences someone can go through, let me carry you for a while. You’re not alone.”

You can’t stop the tears now. Your emotions were dialed up so high, you would think Fili had proposed to you again.

“Oh Fi-“

He shushes you and kisses your head. He wraps his arms around you tighter. “Rest Y/n, I’ll be here when you awake.”

Absolutely no AI was used in writing this. You do not have permission to repost, upload, or translate onto any other platforms.

[andrew-120]

Hello dear! Could you write thorins company reactions to a fem! human! warrior reader? Like obvi the height difference would be silly but they are surprised when she saves them?? lol idk i just rlly like ur writing you can do whatever you'd like i trust you! have a good day :3

Yeah sure! The request is a little vague so I hope I manage to get something close to what you're looking for :)

Notes: Female, human, warrior reader, aside from that I'll try and avoid describing the reader too much. English is not my first language. Feel free to request anything else! (Also this has not been beta read so if there's any typos please point them out so I can fix them)

Characters: Fili, Kili, Thorin, Thranduil, Bofur, Bilbo, Gandalf.

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word count: 800

Fili

Fili doesn't really care much about any of the details, all he knows is he's been saved and the woman who saved him is hot. What else is there to care about? He'll most probably offer up something as 'payment' for having saved him, whether that is a bit of his food, one of his daggers, or some stupid hand crafted thing. He isn't sure what exactly he wants to get out of the gift he just knows he has to give something in return for saving him. He'd probably just settle for some little hand made beads, similar to the ones in his braids. "Just a little thank you... Nothing more."

Kili

Kili again isn't one to care about the details of who has saved him. He is however embarrassed by the fact he needed saving at all, more so from a stranger. He'll probably avoid saying much on the topic and hope she just goes away. If she does? Good for him he's just avoided getting embarrassed further, if she doesn't and she ends up sticking with the company he knows he'll never hear the end of it from Fili or Thorin.

"Look- This has nothing to do with you and anything about you, but not a word about our little encounter. Okay?"

Thorin

Now he might care a little about who saved him. Not the woman part there's plenty of skilled female warriors in dwarven kingdoms. It's the fact that a human saved him. He looks for the silver lining of things, at least it wasn't an elf, you know? At least he tolerates humans. He knows he probably has to offer something in return, after all she did save his life, but he's very hesitant to do so.

He ends up offering to let her camp with him and his company for a little while if she needs it.

"I respect the help, but you're not getting much more out of me."

Thranduil

Another one who doesn't care for the fact a woman saved him, more so for the fact it was a human. This time it's a lot more salty. Him? A thousand year old elf? Saved by a human. He'll probably spend more time trying to convince her to not talk about it more than actually appreciating the help.

He'd offer up 'gifts' in pretty much every form, a place to stay, weapons of her choosing, gold, you name it, even though they're basically just hush money so she wouldn't say anything about it to anyone.

"Take whatever you want. All I ask for in return is you never bring this up again. Much less to any other human you know."

Bofur

He takes it in good spirit. Will probably even crack a few jokes about it once he's sure both of them are safe. Seeing as he is a dwarf it is almost guaranteed that he is shorter than her so he'd probably make a joke in good spirit about that too. Something about it being 'nice to have someone taller to help him'.

Will likely invite Reader to stay with the company for dinner asking them if they have any favourite foods. If he has the ingredients to do so he'll probably make the dish for them as a form of thank you. Will also probably spend the entire dinner ranting about how awesome she was when saving him, not shying away from admitting he'd been helped.

"And then this amazing gal swooped in and saved me."

Bilbo

He's honestly most probably desensitized to it. Seeing as he's the least experienced in fighting out of everyone in the company he's likely had to be saved a bunch of times, yes he's got the brains for getting out of tough situations but there's a lot of situations where he doesn't have the brawn for it. Well he found his brawn now. And damn she's badass.

He might be the only one to have even a sliver of a reaction to reader's gender. Mostly because he's not expecting a woman to travel by herself more than anything.

He'll probably try to convince the company that she'd be a useful addition purely because he wants to get to know her better.

"So, you've always been traveling alone?"

Gandalf

Would be shocked that he needed saving in the first place but would also take it in good spirit. He's lived long enough to know all kinds of warriors so very little shocks him now.

Would most likely offer some kind of weapon in return for saving him, alongside what he'd consider a 'business card'. Basically a little proof that she had in fact saved him and he's not indebted to do the same now.

"If you ever need help, with anything, reach out to me."

[andrew-120]

Hi! I hope you’re having a fantastic day/night!

I was wondering if you could maybe write something with the hobbit characters comforting an s/o with endometriosis. (Personally) the cramps and pain both before, during and after my periods as well as ovulation has me curled in bed w painkillers and I could use a pick me up :’)

I really hope you’re taking care of yourself, and I love your writing

<3

This request was so polite oh my god, genuinely almost made me cry happy tears.

I am a trans man and I do suffer from horrible periods cramps due to health issues so I hope I'm able to get this pretty accurately!

Notes: Reader is kept gender neutral despite the situation. Personally, because of the setting, I think a few of them wouldn't actually know what endometriosis is specifically but they would understand the concept of a period and horrible cramps so they help as they can. English is not my first language. Feel free to request anything else! (Also this has not been beta read and I've done this while sleep deprived so if there's any typos please point them out so I can fix them)

Characters: Fili, Kili, Thorin, Thranduil, Bofur, Bilbo, Gandalf.

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word cout: 1,516

Fili

He's relatively young for a dwarf so I doubt he'd be as experienced, or know exactly what to do in the situation. Despite that he does try his best.

Would 100% offer to carry Reader alongside all of their things if their cramps are horrendous. He knows there's a close to 0% chance that he'd actually be able to convince the company to stop just because of their cramps but he can also see that they are quite frankly, unable to move.

Would definitely consider trying to convince Reader to leave the company and wait for him to get back after the mission. Not because he thinks they're a burden but because he knows they can't get the care they need while traveling. Very unlikely to actually say anything though as he doesn't want to come across as rude. If he does he's being very gentle about it, preferably when they're not too emotional or in pain already.

"I just think it might be a better idea for you to go somewhere where you've got access to the medication and rest you need. Promise I'll be on my way back to you as soon as we're done."

Kili

He's the most inexperienced and technically youngest by his race's standards out of everyone here. He'll be a lot more clueless about what to do but a lot more eager to learn.

Would definitely be pulling in favours all around the place. Reader is in pain while they're traveling? Seems like a great time to convince the company to take a rest. They're still in pain while trying to rest? He vaguely remembers something about heat helping so he'll heat up some metal accessory on his armour and wrap it in cloth so it won't burn them. They're struggling to sleep? He's instantly giving them his bed roll so they can have a comfier sleeping space

"Alright- I've given you everything I've got- Anything else do I need to know?"

Thorin

Now we're getting into the more knowing territory. I feel like while he wouldn't be aware of endometriosis itself he would have a basic understanding of health issues that can cause periods to be worse. So best believe he's using his authority to its full potential

He has already made sure the company is staked up on herbs that can help with pain and he knows how to make a heated compress if needed. The most extra help he can provide compared to the others is scary dog privileges. If someone is trying to bother Reader while they are clearly in pain or tired he'll instantly shoo them away. And if it's about some sort of chore he'll probably do it for them so they can rest without worrying.

"I'll keep watch for tonight. You stay bundled up. Some of that warm tea is still left in your flask if you want it."

Thranduil

Out of everyone here he's probably most likely to actually know what endometriosis itself is. Even if he doesn't know much about it exactly he probably starts reading up on it, and when he no longer finds information on it and finds that inadequate, he instantly gets specialists involved.

Reader would be treated like royalty because they basically are so. He makes sure they're constantly stacked up on medication and teas to help with pain. Will provide snacks his research made sure wouldn't make the situation worse. And their bedchambers are made as ideally as possible. Thick curtains for when they want to sleep uninterrupted. Fluffy blankets to curl up against. Temperature kept just perfect. And the room is made as noise proofed as possible, so they wouldn't be bothered by anything outside.

"Tell me what else you need meleth nîn"

Meleth nîn = my love

Bofur

Not the best. Not the worst. He's not really sure how to help much aside from food and heat packs. But lord he is amazing at providing those two things.

In terms of food he seems to be aware of just the right thing for cramps and cravings. And with heat packs he always has them on a rotation so once one of them has cooled off Reader can instantly get a new warm one without having to worry about cramps.

Surprisingly enough, some of what he carries as condiments for cooking serves as pretty decent pain killers.

"I don't know much about this. But I do know a good soup always helps with any kind of pain."

Bilbo

He's surprisingly a little more experienced. He's got Reader covered on pain killers at all times and he's always ready to brew up some sort of tea to help a little more.

For some reason he seems like the type of person to offer a massage if needed. Even if it's not directly for the period cramps and maybe just annoying back or head aches that come with the period. Either way he's there to help.

Would probably also be the type of person to cuddle Reader and rest his hands on their stomach, gently massaging the area in hopes of helping.

"Tell me if you want me to stop..."

Gandalf

Now he definitely knows what it is. At least to some extent. And come on, there's no way he doesn't have some form of pain relief spell.

The type of person to help in private or behind the scenes, not really wanting to make a big deal of it in front of others.

We're talking if he needs to touch the area in order to cast some form of pain relief spell he's probably trying to mask it by 'accidentally' bumping into Reader. Or if they look like they feel particularly bad and that might risk making it worse then just giving them a small side hug. Sure a personal gesture but nothing big. When alone though? He allows himself to be a little more tender.

"Alright just tell me where it hurts, my dear."