A small blurb while I finish up some things.
Warnings: fluff, Simon passes gas. He's a bully in this one too ig.
Headcannon; Simon Riley who can't smell anymore and he tries to gaslight you into thinking that smelling things is weird.
After a few months of going out together, asking questions about him, you ask what his favorite scent is. "Don't have one." He shrugged. When you asked him to elaborate, he says, "Can't smell anything. Got hit in the face when I was younger and never smelled anything anymore."
You were intrigued to say the least.
You were kind of saddened that he wouldn't be able to enjoy the scents and fresh smells that life gives you. But that also explains why he doesn't wear cologne.
Then one day, you were cooking in his kitchen when you reached for some spices. You opened a few and sniffed the inside, wondering if they would be good to use in a certain dish. When Simon saw this, he stared at you like you lost your mind. "The hell are you doin love?"
"I'm smelling the spices."
"But they smell good...some of them anyways."
His brow twitched. "They can't smell that good."
Then you find out that he thinks smelling is a voluntary thing.
Sitting on the couch, you hummed and looked up at him. "You smell nice, did you shower just now?"
He put a hand on your face. "Stop smelling me."
You giggled and pushed his hand off. "I can't help smelling you, you smell nice!"
His hands then went to your sides, attacking you in a ticklish fever. You screamed and laughed as you tried to push him off. "Gotta stop smellin everything love. S' weird."
"Simon! Do you think I'm purposely smelling for things?" He grunted. "I can't help what I smell! It comes with the breathing in and out!"
He scoffed and looked away. "Well stop doin that. Breathe through your mouth."
"Hey! Don't get jealous just because you lost your sense of smell a long time ago!"
Then he shifted on the couch and ripped ass. Turning his head to look at you. "There. Enjoy it."
You screamed and tried to scramble off the couch but he was holding you in his arms securely. Grinning while you laughed and screamed at him that he was gross.