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[deadcanine2006]

[deadcanine2006]

Me: "You bit me.. 🥺"

My completely cis human millennial boyfriend: "Ain't that how all therians wanna have sex?"

[deadcanine2006]

Uhmmm... I'm not very good at drawing but I made an OC today I suppose... His name is Barry....

He just happens to have a pattern of minerals that makes him look like a strawberry dipped in chocolate. Coincidentally, to top off the strawberry look he's the home of a plant-ish parasite who feeds off of his energy.

(Weird Horny Rock Warning?? Suggestive at least...)

Also uhh he's in love with his parasite. Deeply. Whether this is just Barry being a weirdo or if he's being brainwashed/brain damaged by the parasites roots growing into his insides, nobody knows for sure.. but Barry won't allow his parasite to be removed (or touched, for that matter).

Not canon but also a HYPOTHETICAL comic where he's somehow forced to have his "friend" removed...

They cannot be separated.. ♡

Eventually after months of housing it, Barry cannot function without the assistance of the parasite. The roots fill him completely so he can no longer eat properly, instead he has to feed his new lover and absorb the nutrients through the root system, which now connects to his own biologics. But he seems to like it this way... hm.

[deadcanine2006]

I'm not even fucking joking, I played gmod for the first time today and got into prophunt, someone AUDIBLY IN VOICE CHAT said "DeadCanine...? sounds like one of those he/hims. Or he/shes should I say, haha."

WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT MY USERNAME OUTS ME AS A TRANSMASC?????? WHAT THE HELL???

also seems a majority of gmod players are assholes :/

[deadcanine2006]

It's kinda crazy how streamers lowk lose their critical thinking skills as they get popular and rely on their chat

"chat how do I get rid of this sign it's in my way 😡"

I don't know man, there's a big hole in the center of the room that you die when you fall into, what do you THINK you should do with the sign you want gone?

[deadcanine2006]

Someone make a shaker of Simon in his container

maybe a lil' red oil in there for good measure

[deadcanine2006]

MY BOOK FOR MY FIRST ACTUAL FUNERAL CLASS CAME TODAY!!!!

[deadcanine2006]

Why the duck guys voice in fortnite kinda...