#really mate

[sxpiosexualx]

wow I really had to witness someone say that Sansa should have died a long time ago because she’s selfish and Dany is the only worthy queen, as if Dany didn’t turn a blind eye to the Dothraki pillaging and enslaving people for her quest for the throne since 1996

“This is war, this is what it looks like, this is the price of the Iron Throne.”  - Daenerys, AGOT.

[maliciouslove]

today while playing minecraft a dude mansplained to me the movement of the sun and how i can use it to orient in which direction i am moving.

"you can use the sun. it rises in the east and sets in the west you know."

[lilbuddybd]

I’m starting to remember why I stopped posting my art on my old accounts

[anadammifalastini]

Come on Marcus mate really? Not the bloody Sun for God’s sake! Rare L right there!

[romantasies]

If I was your girlfriend I’d never let you go. I’d take you places you ain’t ever been before

baby take a chance or you’ll never, ever know

[jacksiplier]

@markiplier I hope you step on a lego.

[staybeautiful]

Hahaha my friend got his mum a portable charger for christmas and then justified the purchase by saying “it has a mirror on it so she can do her makeup” 

[whatever-man-whatever]

Me: *uses teamspeak*

Some kid: OMG are you a GRIL

Also me: Why yes.

Some kid again: OMG you sexually identify as a GRIL?

Me again: Why yes I identify as a grill because I roast people.