#really why?

[that-local-cryptyed]

Spoilers for rdr2

I wonder what ideas team rockstar settled on before having their main character slowly die of tuberculosis

[hardtchill]

This is not a safe space for fashion designers or brands that make jeans with fake pockets. 

You will die and it will be painful. 

[ichigomis]

papi suna? I AM SCREAMING i fucking love this man

i have a thought, naps with papi suna 😌

YESYESYESYES because naps with papi suna are either comfy and warm or annoying and tiring. he’s either holding you onto his chest, caressing your head as you drift off to sleep or scrolling on his phone and showing you random videos as you try to fall asleep. either way, you always end up sleeping first and he always ends up staying up a little longer just to watch you, smiling stupidly to himself.

[tanis-in-a-trenchcoat]

why Tumblr doesn't show my geraskier post

why

why Tumblr, I don't understand

[moonstomars]

So, immediately before breaking the curses, Meliodas changes his outfit

And he changes back immediately after he has done 

At this point, I can legitimately suppose that to use the Demon King’s power, he has to wear this thing

...

The unitard of power

[nearmidnightannex]

That’s ... something, that is

So, thanks to @violetimpudence​, I saw Drew Magary’s 2019 Haters’ Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog. Which, it turns out, has an entire Star Wars branded merch section, because pretty much everything does these days. The specific thing he talks about was the Storm Trooper’s head toaster (ew, by the way), but in passing he mentions the “carbonite roasting pan”. And I thought, “Wait ... that’s not a real thing, is it?”

That’s ... totally a real thing, as it turns out.

So, seeing that, I thought a couple things:

1) EW! EW EW EW EW EEEEUUUUWWWW!

2) Le Creuset? Really? And in cast iron, even? No wonder it costs $450!

3) ... Well, that’s kind of a waste. You don’t normally serve in cast iron roasting pans at all, never mind covered ones; you take whatever’s in it out to put on a platter. You’d do better to bake something in a carbonite mold of some sort.

3) Wait ... do they make carbonite baking molds?

And ... yes. Yes, they do. Because of course they do. Doesn’t seem to be a Williams-Sonoma thing, but ... yeah.

Because doesn’t everyone want to just chomp off a screaming Han Solo’s head?

[loveiszen]

Stranger: *Takes conversation to a place I feel uncomfortable with*

Me: *calling them out on it*

Stranger: *telling me it's okay for them to talk to me like that because I post pictures of myself in my underwear or post about sex*

Me: *losing faith in men* ... and deleting all my pictures