I think the best part of using the internet is knowing that if I ever google search something like "anthrax how to", government agencies are going to have to wade through month after month of my disgusting sick nasty fanfiction preferences, shitposts, and blatant disregard for my own personal wellbeing just to find something like "If crabs are the ideal lifeform, why brain equate 'round' with 'friend', hm?"

















