I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot
…..So have a handful of Percy headcanons from my tt!
*op is a non-sharing ramsival selfshipper!
ocd if not autistic (duhhh I think)
goes to the gym regularly, her favorite exercises are the ones that do more for her core and legs. Her arms get worked when she’s hauling that real-ass-goddamn sword
Has the cilantro soap gene
LOVES mints. Especially the pillow mints you get at hotels. I was gonna say that Ramsey gives her his but realistically, the three of them are all sleeping in the same bed
Doesn’t watch much tv and stays off of social media. She heard the doom in doomscrolling and figured she should stay off of that. But she’ll make a post every once in a while.
Dry texter. Painfully dry texter. The most Ramsey and Soleil can get out of her is a 😘
Her shopping list is organized by how close everything is to the front of the store, to the back, and then to the cash registers. For efficiency reasons.
Knows how to fold towels into weird/elegant shapes. a swan, or a rose, stuff like that.
cant cook (shocker)
HEAVY hater of Gatorade. She used to drink it in high school for track (She was a sprinter or whatever they’re called) and dislikes it due to the weird, almost oily texture it has plus the aftertaste it leaves in your mouth. She’ll drink it if she has to. Otherwise she’s staying FAR away from it.
Surprisingly she’s more of a dog person than a cat person. She likes both! But she spends a lot of time with the K-9 units at the police station.
A bit of an over thinker. She gets “Analysis Paralysis” sometimes, when it comes to personal issues. She can be a little too harsh on herself too.
Almost became a psychologist! Took AP Psych in high school for fun and ended up really enjoying it.
A really good babysitter. And wonderful with kids too.
Showers every day. Because of this, her skin is a little dry, so she always has lotion on her. It’s in a plain white container and probably smells like peppermint or eucalyptus because she mixes a natural oil into it.
Hates seeing laundry or jackets on chairs. It’s almost an irrational fear of hers.
Adding onto the babysitter thing, she’s surprisingly good at dealing with small children due to her clear reasoning. And her patience knows no bounds. Other parents call her the baby whisperer, but it’s really just a matter of her listening to the child and being clear, direct, and taking their “logic” into account.
Doesn’t believe in the “wearing jeans more than once” mentality. Would rather die. She washes her jeans and pants after one use and that is that.
Enjoys thrifting and shopping at the mall! Even if she’s not going to buy anything, she walks around.
Not a fan of Dr. Pepper. They have no visible credentials and provide no health benefits.
Peskitarian! She eats meat every once in a while, but it’s not often. She mostly eats fish and veggies.
Lactose Intolerant. (It’s ok honey. Ramsey is too.)
Has those weird kind of sharp reflexes. To the point it freaks people out.
Her handwriting? FLAWLESS.
Reads surprisingly fast.
She can keep ANY plant alive… except for a cactus and succulents.
allergic to Kiwi, grapes, and mustard… Which is fine because she HATES mustard.
Doesn’t enjoy pickles.
She can’t follow a dance, but she can lead it! She’s really good at that.
Bakes sourdough bread on the weekends. She loves sourdough. Unfortunately her wife hates sourdough, unless it’s French toast. Ramsey has no real opinion on sourdough.
ok thats. All. I’ll make more headcanons later I swear