#reddibal

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Reddington "accidentally" turning on Hannibal by blowing his cigar smoke out of his nose, speaking French and Italian German in casual conversation, grabbing Hannibal by the tie to bring him down to his level, taking/helping him put on his jacket, complimenting his art, calling Hannibal "Doctor" in a condescending tone, shoving his coat and hat into his arms like hes a bellhop. All that shit would drive Hannibal up the fucking wall AND make him hard.

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ok but. imagine. if you will. will being cuddle-sandwiched between hannibal and reddington. just imagine that. two big, warm, fuzzy (i assume Red is fuzzy? idk) guys cuddling this lil mess of a man. hannibal puts his chin on will's head, wraps his arms around him. Red buries his face in the curls on will's nape, arms around his chest, petting his sternum and whispering sweet nothings to him. and will being completely helpless and loving every goddamn second of it.

more where that came from

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i NEED hannibal and reddington to make out sloopy style so fucking bad and i would write this but idk how to write Red bc hes such a complicated character and hes so hard to penetrate (no pun intended) but i NEED HIM AND HAMBAL TO FUCK

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Reddibal Shitpost Masterlist

(Chronological order)

Aggressive Makeout Sesh

Red and his perfectly-shaped cranium

Sloopy Style

Red secretly enjoys Hannibal's shenanigans

Sugar Daddy!Reddington mwehehe

Getting Under Hannibal's Skin

Like Crazed Weasels

"Accidentally" turning on Hannibal >:3

Hannigramintgon cuddles

Hannigramington banter + cuddles >:3

Reddibal Shenanigans (aka "Met Your Match" on AO3)

Reddibal Shenanigans, cont'd

Oh you know there will be more

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Ugh I need help. Im *almost* done with s1 of The Blacklist and Tom just said smth that made the hair on the back of my neck stick up. Bro literally said smth to the effect of, about Elizabeth and Reddington, "you two have a sort of daddy-daughter thing going on?"

AND MY STUPID BRAIN FUCKING RAN WITH IT. UGH.

Stupid fucking brain.

My dumb brain goes "wait wait hear me out. Sugar daddy Reddington."

To which i said "absolutely not"

To which his Canon characterization said "ohoho but I would"

To which my stupid fuckijg brain responds "hey how about sugar daddy!Red x subby!Hannibal for a fun fic idea"

And then I started sobbing internally.

Send help.

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reddington and hannibal would aggressively make out, sloopy style, fuck HARD and FAST and NASTY. they are MADE for each other. I need reddibal yaoi NOW

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I NEED HANNIBAL AND REDDINGTON TO FUCK RIGHT NOW

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there is only one (1) person who can get under hannibals skin. and that person is reddington. like can u imagine.

Hannibal comes into his office and sees Red sitting in HIS chair, with his feet propped up on HIS DESK, smoking a big fat cigar, dropping the ashes on HIS DRAWINGS.

And then Red's like "oh, good afternoon, Dr Lecter, I wasn't expecting you for another half-hour. What a pleasant surprise."

And Hannibal is so fuckibg mad hes literally got smoke coming out his ears. Red is the only fucjing person who can make Hannibal *that* angry.