#redpool

[mysticalarmand]

This ship's growing on me

PUT THEM IN A MOVIE TOGETHER OR AT LEAST A COMIC!!!

[dumbbitchnumberone]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

chapter 8 of the haunting of hells kitchen has been posted :D just remembered I've been forgetting to post here when I update it lol

thank u to @tupacaze for beta-ing :DDD

[maineventshinku]

I kind of want to ask what the context of that Excalibur quote is but I feel like if I do I may regret it.

The Acclaimed had a match w Gates of Agony @ Double or Nothing last week and Max Caster did a toe sucking joke in his rap entrance

[chvcklefvck]

Friendship bracelets with Hookhausen + reader.

Oooh yeah baby!!! That's my jam!!

You make the bracelets and they're each unique in their own ways (like some fake teeth are danhausen's and there is a little fake chip on hook's), while also resembling each other enough for people to tell they are a set when you are all together!

Hook is probably a little apprehensive at first? Like, "you made me a bracelet?" "Oh. You don't have to wear it..." And he immediately puts out his wrist for you to clip it on.

Danhausen LOVES that you put teeth on his and also will wear it everywhere always. He is very excited when you place it on him!

No one say anything to hook, or you and danhausen for that matter, because they don't want Hook to obliterate them.

[brimbrimbrimbrim]

Hellllo 👋🏻, I follow you on Ao3, I hope this isn't annoying or anything, just genuinely wanting to know. I really enjoyed the LowRes and Josh and Nancy Drew series, was just wondering if you're still writing for them or if it's done. You don't have to answer.

Ya'll some thirsty bitches... here's a sneak preview of what I'm writing for Kinktober. <3_<3

You strum your fingers on the metal door frame and make a face, “Jesus… this guy’s baby dick energy is so massive it probably never occurred to him that people like us existed.”

Inside the van, behind you, Wrench grins loudly, “Did you seriously say baby dick energy? Now all I can picture are penis lasers,” and, with robotic static, adds, “Pew-pew-right in the dick!”

You roll your eyes, backpedal inside the safety of the van and plunk down on the swivel chair and desk setup bolted to the floor. There’ll be enough mansion ogling when you’ve finished Ray’s algo anyway and if you get Wrench riled up too fast, then nothing productive is getting done today.

Wrench stays quiet for two-point-three seconds, then collapses into a playgirl-esque pose on the computer desk in front of you. Before he can knock over your milky coffee drink with his elbow, you scoot it out of the way with a pointed glare, all without taking a hand off the keys. 

“Ya know you’re supposed to be the lookout, right?”

Pixel arrows point at the ceiling happily, “Nothing’s happened since we got here. The prodigal son is out,” he waves a tattooed hand like he’s brain farting on a particular word, “prodigality-ing… or something, and you’re waaaay nicer to look at than the adult LEGO set that fucker calls a house. Plus, you still owe me for losing that bet last night.”

While Wrench can be insufferable at times and you actually take pride in your work ethic unlike ‘someone,’ he is utterly charming to a fault, so you hide a smile and ignore his finger-gunning crotch motions. 

“You so would pick something sexual for that,” you respond as dryly as possible. 

Watching his emotes go from seductive hearts to underscores then inward slashes like a sad puppy dog was worth the finger flick he lands on your cheek, especially when the movement makes the hem of his hoodie ride up his stomach, exposing a sliver of hard abdominals, inked with scatch-hearts. It wouldn’t be all that wise to get distracted this way, but Wrench is a jack of all trades and a master of many; he’s mastered the art of LowRes seduction very, very well.

You blush a little, but only after he readjusts the denim creases around his junk, rubbing at what looks like an oil stain from the events of last night. The algorithm from T-Bone gets typed in a tad slower due to some minor ‘distractions’ but all in all, this lil’ mission Marcus sent you both on is going swimmingly.

“Gotta admit,” Wrench wonders aloud, “this dude’s got way too many lemon-flavored goodies to not have some sort of protocol against hacker babes like us.”

You nod while typing in the final line of code, then throw down the enter key with a puff of breath, “No shit. It’s almost too easy. Like, suspiciously so.”

“Hmm, want me to check the digital keypad while you run that thing?”

“Probably a smart move,” you agree, lifting your laptop and drink off the desk as he wiggles like spawning salmon off the edge - heels smacking the metal floor with a lurch over the wheels. He kicks open the back doors - ever the subtle criminal - and starts judging the keypad.

The van and the two of you are currently stationary in Ahed’s four-car garage which is unsurprisingly empty since the McMansion was still being shown to high-end clients for future mass development. Rich assholes weren’t always the smartest people, as much as they thought they were. Opening their lives up to hackers through everything from toaster ovens to smart showerheads was only gonna make groups like DedSec stronger. Bring it on, you think with a tiny smile.

“Ooooh, looks like fart boy had his dingleberries install a monitoring chip,” Wrench’s voice crackles from around the van, “I could just… right…” something metallic stabs and clicks, “there!”

He swings himself back inside the van, close enough you can feel the furnace that is his body temperature lather on your right side. Double-carets smile at you as he hunches over, presenting a little, toothy microchip between his fingertips. 

 “See, it’s all in the wrist.”

“Mmhmm,” you can't help but smile, “your technique is not in question, don’t worry.” His skills are never really in question, at least not when it comes to you, but you add a little insinuation to your words considering he’s been threatening you with a good time since this morning.

Your tone does not go unnoticed. 

As the algorithm does its thing - rendering the security firm obsolete via a fake firewall - Wrench tosses the offending chip over his shoulder and props his spiked chin in his fist, lowering his voice to Barry Manilow levels, “Only thing I’m worried about is when I get to stick my cockerdoodle in your-“

“Shooosh,” you interrupt hastily, looking dramatically behind him, “do you hear that?”

“Hear what now?” His mask blinks question marks.

The silence continues.

“That.”

Wrench goes silent as a bricked system and looks over his shoulder, knowing when it’s time to get serious.

With a tight lipped-smile and your best dramatic tone locked and loaded, you whisper, “It’s the sound of a rare Wrench not saying something pornographic for five seconds.”

Side-eyeing underscores turn to you, but the leather below his digital display creases, proving that beneath the glare, he’s grinning

“Pffff,” he raspberries, “it was way longer than that!”

“Well, maybe seven seconds.”

[theinsanecrayonbox]

Barbie movie mugshot meme featuring Redpool brOTP!

you no idea how hard it was to do this; i’ve been trying for days and just uhg art drive...but it came together today, juts in time for the no-game-monday meme timeslot lol

these two get up in to shenanigans, it’s canon

[hanksthompson]

Do you actually hate him?

Short, satirical answer: Yes. Absolutely. He's embarrassing, awful, and I hope he dies My actual answer, under a cut because this got way too fucking long:

I actually don't, and I'm a little enraged by it. I know he hasn't had the most screentime in these episodes so far (I've seen the promo, I know that's changing), but he really just....stands out, in spite of that. I'll admit, I didn't see myself getting attached to the guy who's first line was about a butt-dance, but he's just so fucking weird?? He's embarrassing but it's in a way that feels so real and human that it's actually kind of endearing. Of course I know he's a psychopath, of course I know he's crazy, but the way Freddie Stroma plays him is so fucking interesting to me because he comes across as so naïve and somehow innocent of all damn things, despite being a seasoned killer. Maybe they could shake it up in the show, but I think I remember reading somewhere that the crew says he was inspired to become Vigilante because of Peacemaker, and that he trained himself to reach the point he did? That's so fucking funny to me! He's not like these other characters who have background in this shit, he just decided to do it! He trained himself with all these weapons, he trained himself to fight, he probably made his own damn suit! That's absolutely hilarious to me!! And he hasn't been caught?? With how fucking stupid this man is?? Absolutely amazing!! We already know the police are well aware of him, they mention him in episode 1. Maybe my opinion of him will change as more episodes come out. I've seen people theorize that his arc will revolve around him becoming a big bad, since he looks up to Peacemaker so much, and I think it's safe to say his own arc revolves around him getting better. On one hand, yes, I can see that, and yes, I think it'd be interesting to see. On the other hand, I kinda want him to be this funky little guy who just annoys the shit out of everyone, and I'm still hung up on the scene where he kills the Senator's family for Chris. That's his idol, he knows he's a killer, but he doesn't seem to hold any resentment towards him for not being able to kill them! That's interesting to think about! And of course, I have my own personal thoughts on him, I have my own headcanons, if you will. I doubt I'll be sharing them on tumblr, but I've thought a great deal about Adrian and it shows and it's embarrassing but it is what it is. I'm endeared to him, for better or worse.

[an-actual-changeling]

So, I don't know if anyone else talked about this, but hear me out:

Red Hood and Deadpool meeting each other

(I don't know much about Deadpool, just what I watched in the movies and Wikipedia, so don't kill me please)

- There is a crossover between Marvel and DC

- Both are anti-heroes

- Same colour scheme

- Both have died and came back

- Deadpool already breaks the 4th wall

- Both had shitty childhoods

- Both have being through shady stuff that made then mentally unstable (Weapon X and Lazarus Pit)

- Basically they have being through a lot of shit

- Both are sarcastic bastards (but I love them)

- Now, they could already be fans of each other, by watching the movies/animations and reading the comics in they respective multiverses

- Or could be just Deadpool, since he breaks the 4th wall. He canonically knows about the Wikipedia page about him

- Can you imagine Wade flirting with Jason?

- Or openly shipping him with Roy Harper

- And Jason teasing him about Peter Parker

- Deadpool worshipping Red Hood's thighs

- And butt, since he have the second best butt in the Batfam

- Imagine the chaos

- A lot of conversations about guns, moral codes, the time in jail, being dead

- Deadpool saying things like "Oh, that thing between you and Talia, you are really a motherfucker" and Damian is like "WHAT"

- At some point they are talking and Jay says he is ashamed of his scars, then Wade says he is too and one reason that he likes Jason as a character is because he can relate to this. When they decide to show the scars one another, Jason feels like an asshole cause Wade have much more, and feels like he is complaining over so little