#redversaillesrose

[i-want-my-iwtv]

Dear, do you happen to have that lovely edit you made centuries ago of Thor as Mael calling Marius a container of dicks? My spirit needs it 🖤

Yes of course! I was really happy to see that SOMEONE remembered it, I originally posted that in 2014, which feels like centuries ago. It's Thor from the first movie in 2011 (bleached eyebrows version!), very Mael to me, a perpetually PMSing Thor! pffft. We were Allowed to be Silly and Hyperbolic back in 2014, what a time to be alive. 

The original post only has 5 notes currently, but I did add it to posts a few times over the years! I stand by my original tags: #mael #memeything #he doesnt get enough love #poor druid #thor #kinda sorta #i just feel like he's always on the edge of breaking out a can of whoopass #cloudsinvenice #this r serious discussion #chris hemsworth #bag of dicks #remember that saying?

I thiiiink even by 2014 "bag of dicks" had fallen out of favor, but I'm sure some ppl still use that, and Mael for sure would attempt to use the slang of the times, and get it wrong.

Here's a new one dedicated to you ♥

[immortalconclusions]

I was so blissfuly unaware of the fact that there already are LestatxReader fics and your post shattered that. Hope you're happy.

I am so sorry to have been the one to deliver the news 😞 I guess it's a fandom rite of passage......got me wondering what the LestatxReader fics were like in the 1980s and 1990s.

[unsettlingstories]

Can that daddy spooky thing be a thing? Or Unsettling Father. Horror Legal Tutor. Scary Internet Guardian. I'm so sorry.

I realized long ago that I’m powerless to stop the whole “daddy” thing.

[theraphaellus]

Hi there! Crushed velvet and pearls. Also lingerie if you want, that might be a bit personal 😳 thanks!

crushed velvet: have you ever used your charm to get something you want?

I’d say I think it’s more a combination of hard work and charm. I’d like to think that hard work is in the equation at least, otherwise what’s the point of doing anything? But yes, being open and friendly and generally interested in other people definitely helps. 

pearls: what’s something about your personality that surprises others?

I think occasionally I can get quite hot headed and lash out a little bit (not physically obviously, only verbally) if I feel like people are treading on me and I think that surprises people because I’m usually very cordial and I get along with most people. I’m learning to be more constructive in my communication, but it stems from years and years of being told to not have feelings at all, so it’s a reprogramming thing :) I am getting there though! 

lingerie: do you consider yourself a promiscuous person?

No I don’t - in fact if there is a complete opposite to promiscuous that’s what I am. I don’t know, I really wish intimacy of all kinds was an easy thing for me, but it’s just one of those areas where I’m falling a bit short. 

[devilsfool]

Just for the record, what does Lou smell like?

Like Louis. 

We don’t have a smell, per se, not like mortals do. There aren’t pheromones in us, we don’t work that way. 

But our blood... Each vampire’s blood is unique to them, isn’t it? And Louis smells like Louis. 

Smoke. Sleep. 

-pause-

Home. 

[i-want-my-iwtv]

On the ship name topic, I propose Ariel for Armand and Daniel, maybe throw in some parallels of Daniel wanting to become a vampire and the Little Mermaid Ariel wanting to become a human. Also Ariel is a redhead who collects human things so yeah.

I think you make very good points! I have to post this in response, too, bc c’mon:

[^VC mermaid AU nonsense - Armand :3 by @sheepskeleton]

^The hipster Ariel meme would probably appeal to them both, too.

[i-want-my-iwtv]

ideal vampire chronicles movie: just two hours of the main cast of vc roasting each other

A+ 14/10 idea! Since we probably won’t get that…

We do have these gr9 fanvideos, and there are more VC pardoy vids out there, but here’s just a few… If you like them, reblog from the X’s, too!

[^ by @demonswithtea​][No X bc they didn’t share the vid to tumblr but here’s some gifs from it]

[^X one of my own contributions!]

[^X by @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever​]

[^X posted by @redversaillesrose​]

[^X by @born-in-1912 (now @bonviver​) plz reblog from the X or source!]

Feel free to rebagel this and add other parody vids, include links to sources if you have them! Or let me know so I can shares them w/ the fandom ;D

[ask-armand]

Finding this blog while high hss been a religious experience which is even funnier considering your entire life has been one too

I recommend only looking through this blog while high or otherwise intoxicated.