Oboe 1: *to clarinet 1 after placing reed on container to soak* hey man, I gotta go to the bathroom. Make sure no one touches that
Clarinet 1: *reaches out to touch it*
Oboe 1: *slaps hand* I toLd you NOT TO TOucH tHAt!
Oboe 1: *breaths heavily* this Reed is on the LAST LEG of its LIFE! It could die at ANY SECOND!
Oboe 1: *is now angered* **takes Reed to the bathroom with him**












