(not) Official Saxoboist

Saxophone/Drum Major by marching season Oboe by concert season • inbox always open :) • Personal blog: @theatrebandsoup

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JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

[wideeyedsmile]

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

[marionetta-miyu]

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

[xelbleedsglitter]

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

[barricade-bops]

This is actually the Vitamin String Quartet! If you haven’t heard their stuff before, I would 19392/10 recommend 👌👌

[peacefulfall]

GETTIN SPOOKY YALL JOIN IN ON THE FESTIVITIES. PLAY THIS AND GO THRU MY BLOG ITS GR8 TO GET U IN THE SPOOKY MOOD

[peacefulfall]

never too early to begin!!!

[peacefulfall]

always a reblog

[spooky-autumn]

always find myself reblogging this…ITS INCREDIBLE. WONT DISAPPOINT

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[official-saxoboist]

Today is my last day of band camp ever :(

I’m not okay with being a senior

[1000brokenreeds]

What each instrument says the most

[arolasiel]

Oboe: I bought shot-glasses and cigarette paper this weekend.... NO IT'S FOR MY OBOE I SWEAR

Flute: Yeah, she said she was going to do the Chaminade too. Looks like we'll have two people playing the concertino for the solo show this year, or there's always murder, you know

clarinet: It's my reed. Hold on I'll get another one out... also if another person asks me to play the mozart clarinet concerto i'll slap a bitch

Bassoon: could you scoot over a bit? I need more space to lean my bassoon... My posture is just fine, THANKS

Saxophone: shit. i still have my neck-strap on don't I?

Drums: Is the snare on? GOD, who turned the snare off again?! AND! Where the frickity frack are my sticks?

timpani: i gotta tune the timpani. hold on

trumpet: i hate partial jumping practice so much

trombone: Do you want to hear my gliss?

tuba: i literally play four notes the entire piece..,.

horn: look i don't know why we stick the hand in the bell. don't ask. it's just how it is

cello: yeah my cello cost 13,000 and my bow is custom made, so it's like 6,000 and my new case which is shock absorbent, fireproof and waterproof cost like 7,500

viola: I know we're trying to play louder it's the loudest i can get i know i know i'm so sick of pizzicato accompaniment give me a break please

violin: um I can't see the concertmaster's bowings from back here... yeah i know i can watch the person in front of me im not stupid it's just...

double bass: how the fuck am I supposed to carry this thing through the door? Hey, can you hold it open for me

[official-saxoboist]

reblogging because the oboe one is iconic

[bass-clarinets-arent-real]

SCREAMING AT 12:42 AM

SOMEONE FROM PIT FOUND MY FUCKING TUMBLR WHAT THE FUCKCBIDKF I BLAME BASSCLARINETLYFE FOR THIS GIVING OUT HIS TUMBLR TO EVERYONE

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[official-saxoboist]

heart: the drumline is an eighth note behind the drum major and the saxophones are a measure behind the drumline. send help.

[flutejesus]

trombones: have the melody

me: w e a r e i n t h e t i m e l i n e G o d a b a n d o n e d

[classical-carp]

“Tchaikovsky is gay“ i say into the mic.

the crowd boos, homophobic music teachers throw rosin and other things at me. i begin to walk off in shame. a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“he’s right” he says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 7th row stands: Tchaikovsky himself.

[theclosetpianist-deactivated202]

So I just flipped on the classical radio station and it was in the middle of a phrase and I couldn’t quite figure out tonic so I just had to sit there and wait for the song to make sense

[official-saxoboist]

fOr ThE lASt TiMe bEiNG DruM mAJor DoEs NOT mEaN i pLAy tHe DrUMs

now go back to sleep

[you-had-me-at-c-sharp-major-jk]

[unbielevenary]

Theater kids nailing “no food or drink” signs all over “their” performing arts building: we make the rules

Choir kids exploiting 3 loopholes, slirping down cup noodles in the bathroom so the teachers won’t see them: we’re the reason for the rules

Orchestra kids lying in the middle of the hallway right in font of the “no food or drink” signs with pizza and soda: the rules don’t apply to us

[official-saxoboist]

I am both the theatre and the orchestra kid

[secretstradivarius]

[official-saxoboist]

It’s the end of the year yall

[fortheloveofbandeactivated42069]

Being shy in marching band problem #1

When someones sitting on the ice chest and you’re too shy to ask them to move so you just suffer silently

[official-saxoboist]

Thank you all so much for 3k followers! It means so much to me!!

[thesleepingviolist]

are you a practice room?

because I want you and I hope you’re not taken

[cleverlittlefox]

also you’re unbelievably hot and make me feel self-conscious