life is a stage and i'm a tragicomedy

he/him mulitfandom and trying to be less shy

[phoenix-the-arsonist]

Intro!!

I’m Charlie or Phoenix

The main hyper fixations right now are:

Gachiakuta

Twisted Wonderland

Honkai Star Rail

Ichi the witch

Mairimashita! Iruma kun

kagurabachi

Wind Breaker

[rottingtrouble-child]

I saw this video about a doctor who performed an MRI on a 5 year old and discovered she essentially had “brain damage” from excessive iPad use, as the white matter in her brain couldn’t form properly due to an understimulated environment.

Hmm it’s almost like there’s supposed to be adult figures responsible for monitoring her screen time and making sure she develops properly… certainly this isn’t the result of neglect at the hands of her parents…

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[loveridden1999]

[lisosa]

Bees~ 🐝

[lisosa]

Some people asked, and I had to draw it!

[stoicman-wbk]

The last twenty minutes has been me just internally screaming about the Red Chanpuru tattoos theory becoming canon.

[phoenix-the-arsonist]

I’m really interested in why the first hell guard was named “ophelia” specifically

the first thing that comes to mind is shakespeare’s hamlet where the ophelia there kills herself

So that’s something

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[devil-with-three-heads]

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

[phoenix-the-arsonist]

umemiya just out-brothered rakta in cold blood

good for him

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[totally-cis-offical]

@satan-offical

[evilpineapple-offical]

@satan-offical

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

@satan-offical

[duckydoesstuff]

@satan-offical

[satan-offical]

I've been ignoring these tags

[loveridden1999]

[junglejim4322]

My boyfriend thought I was joking when i said chic fil a is closed on sundays for religious reasons america really is such a cartoon ass country

[seven-predatory-lesbians-deacti]

you have a boyfriend???? ur gay????? hold on

[junglejim4322]

Chic fil a employee finding my posts:

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[funny-tik-toks]